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ABOUT MOI:

Name: Niamh

Age:1-100 im not sayin'

Personality: SUPER hyper. As in, like, beware. I'm really talkative. Creepily so. If you don't feel like reading pages and pages of random comments at the moment, then I wouldn't really suggest talking to me. I'm pretty nice. Usually. Unless you happen to be very annoying or just an unfortunate person in the wrong place at the wrong time. evil grin No, I'm kidding. Umm...I also don't like arguments, usually. Like when I'm in the middle. I'm a very peaceful person. Unless, I repeat, you are very annoying or in the wrong place at the wrong time. Let's see...how else do I describe my personality? Um, random. Random works. Random definitely works.

Twilight Team: TEAM EDWARD ALL the way!! Go EDDIE !!

Favorite Color: Blue or Purple or green... or brown .

Favorite Food: SPAGHETTI

Favorite Music: Lady GAGA, JLS, FLO RIDA. ALL OF THE HIP HOP OR R&B OR RAP.

Favorite Animal: LION. COZ THEY ARE FEIRCE. (if it's imaginary then i choose VAMPIRE or were.. sorry shapeshifter's as Aro calls them

Country: UK yeah beby

Religion:Cullenism. dughhh

My Opinion about Gay Rights: I support gay/lesbian rights. I'm not lesbian myself, but I think that people should be allowed to marry whoever the fuck they want. The only reason some people think it is bad is because of the Bible. Did these people ever stop to think that some people might not be Christian? Just because their religion says so, it shouldn't be a law. Religion has no place in our government. We are supposedly a country of free religion. Besides, how does gay people getting married affect them? If they don't like it, they shouldn't do it. But they shouldn't try to force their beliefs onto others and onto the law. And by saying this, I am not in any way trying to say that Christianity is bad. I have tons of Christian family and friends and I love them all. I just don't support some of the ideas in the Bible, and I know that this is the main cause of discrimination against homosexuals. I don't believe that this discrimination is fair, and therefore I cannot support the Bible, which is what encouraged the prejudice. So, gay marriage has to be legalized, or else everything America claims about its freedom is a lie. As you can see, I'm very opinionated about this topic. Very.

My Opinion about Polygamy: I think that it should be legalized as well. I most definitely wouldn't want to be a polygamist myself, but there are some people who would want to, or it is a part of their religion. And if they want to, then why shouldn't they? As long as they're all happy with it, why should we care? It's sort of the same thing as gay marriage--how does it affect you? It doesn't! If you don't like it, don't do it. But let other people do what is right to them. Now, twelve-year-old girls being forced into marriages with fifty-year-old men, that is a completely different topic, one that is completely immoral and repulsive...

Now on with the happier things. :D

Friends on Fanfiction that I know in real life: annecullen

Likes: I like friends, talking (especially in Math class), shopping, texting, reading, reading, writing, and editing fanfiction, art, summers, rainy days, loving Eddie kins .. hehe , animals, snow, and missing school (but not being sick.)

Dislikes: annoying people (those who annoy not those who i enjoy annying.) , stereotypes, racism, bigotry, homophobia, allergies, asthma, being lonely, and getting into arguments. (Unless they're with certain people...I'll just leave it at that.)

Deepest Darkest Secret: I am a vampire. yeah they are real.. hehe jokes but i wish i was breaks down crying WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Random Thing to Yell at Random Moments: Oh, where to begin, where to begin...hmm...how about "CHEESY SUICIDAL NARWHALS IN AN ALFALFA TREE!" That one always works. If you don't believe me, ask Seth Clearwater. Actually, it almost got him killed. So never mind. AND BOGIES that one works too . and yumm fabric. and start chewing on your top.. i like that one especially

Survey of Randomness: VERY rANDOM !! YUMM FABRICSTARTS CHEWING ON TOP

What was the last book you read? Breaking dawn (read it like 5 times now !!)

Who do you have a crush on? EDWARD CULLENN !! damnit. what's wrong with you people !!

What was the last thing you thought? "why can't these people just notice that i am totally inlove with eddiekins ...

How tall are you? 5 feet or near enough there

What book are you currently reading? a robert pattinson biography.

What was the last thing you cooked? A victoria sponge cake

What color are the walls of the room you are in? pink

How many different programs are on your computer right now? three

What is the weather like? Night time.. 05:45 to be excact. see im a vampire. stay awake at night and sleep during the day! xx

What compliment do you get the most? people tell me that if i continue in my usual nutyyself( wich i must add is a compliment coming from MY friends) i will eventually meet robert pattinson

What does your user name mean: IT MEANS THAT I AM MARRIED TO ROBERT PATTINSON !!

What is your favourite Disney movie? SNOW WHITE becoz some people say that i am like snow white .. wich means im pale !! yeah

End of Random Survey thing! Woohoo!

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lessons learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


Twilight Quotes:

Bella: "You look tired."
Jacob: "Dead beat."
Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead


Team Edward: because jacob doesn't sparkle!!


OMG i heart this sooooooo badly

~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run m over!
~You're just jealous becasue I'm the only one the voices talk to.
~I talk to myself becasue mine are the only answers I accept!
~The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
~When in doubt, make words up!
~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!
~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tommorow in Australia.
~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid!
~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.
~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize tem, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!
~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
~There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
~Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.
~Two things are ininite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...
~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
~Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the lim it while there are footsteps on the moon!
~I was going to take over th world but I got distracted by something sparkley.
~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.
~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus
~If your heart was really broken, you'b be dead. So SHUT UP!
~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the capet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!
~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.
~Warning: tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
~Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.
~If I throw a stick, will you go away?


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib." (i would have named him tibbles!)

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." (mwhahahah)

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying


Ways to annoy people:

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Ask people what gender they are.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. (it works ive tried!)

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Blow your nose when some one is eating.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "eat away your food " !

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Name your dog "Dog."

Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

only type in lowercase.

dont use any punctuation either

Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

Wear a LOT of cologne.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

Never make eye contact.

Never break eye contact.

Make appointments for the 31st of September.

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone


People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Don't follow in my footsteps I tend to walk into walls.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."

"When there's a will, I want to be in it."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Kellen: Dude, she's totally checking me out!! She's giving me the look...

Robert: Dude, she's wearing a "Team Edward" shirt...

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Swan: Clumsier than you since 1989

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

I ran with siscors and lived!

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Do it one by one, don't look ahead

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

How Sad is This??

A rich couple's son had gone to war and two weeks before he would be allowed to return home the couple received a call from him.

"Mom... Dad can I bring home a friend from the army?" they were appalled by the question and replied: "Why can't he go to his own house?" The phone was silent for a moment until the son replied. "He's afraid his mother and father wont love him anymore. Because well... while we were fighting a gun went off and shot him in two places- his forearm and his shin. They had to amputate both of the limbs. He also has third degree burns on his face and from what he told me about his parents this is enough to make them no longer love him."

The parents said, "Doesn't he have any other friends he can go live with? We have no use for handicapped people here."

"Everyone else is dead mom," he told them sadly. The parents didn't think when they replied "Well handicapped people need to learn to make a living on their own for they are stupid and have lesser abilities than normal people. I forbid you to bring this young man home with you he must make it on his own."

The son hung up the phone without saying good bye. Two weeks later while they were waiting for there son to come home when they heard a loud shot from outside there house and ran outside. There on the ground lay their dead son with a gun in his hand. But their son was different. He was missing two limbs and one side of his face was red and melted. They realized with horror that they had told their son that he was worthless.

Handicapped people are just as able to do things as us. This man fought for us and wasn't excepted when he returned home. Judge people from their actions and not their looks. This is a true story.

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Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
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Who do I Wanna Be? by lovinRayne reviews
When everyone has left you what do you have to live for? Bella's life has fallen apart. Can the pieces be picked back up? By Who? Bella*Jasper*Peter UPDATE 2017: This entire story is getting a re-do so no need for your 'it sucks' comments.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper, Peter
Hidden Desire by tisatenn2005 reviews
Bella/Carlilse Its time for him to lose control and let his inner self out and let the hidden desire have some fun. Read and review. Hope you love it as much as I do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,131 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,721 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Uprising by jasperskitty reviews
Story begins five months after Bella's birthday party. Jasper returns. What will he find? J/B story. Lemons in the future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 172,533 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9638 - Favs: 9,672 - Follows: 6,515 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Real Farms, Real Cowboys by Renirabbit reviews
After being set up by his sister, Edward is forced to spend the summer at his uncle s farm. Being skinny, nerd and gay he will struggle to fit in with the real Cowboys.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 8/29/2010 - [Edward, Jasper] Bella, Rosalie
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13468 - Favs: 7,924 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The IT Guy by NicNyx reviews
It's hard enough being a young business owner, worse still when your sisters launching her fashion line in your store and she's AWOL! Throw in your gorgeous IT guy, an amazing night together and life sure gets interesting...and then there's Tanya, and why is it so hard to hate her? Canon. AU/AH. OOC. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,849 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sisters by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella Swan lives in Forks with her dad Charlie, Edward Cullen is still ignoring her becuase of her scent. what happens while being bullied by Lauran someone comes to save her from her depressive state. non other than her longly missed sister, Delphine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 8/1/2009
At The Deep End by naelany reviews
After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,472 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
I have loved you since I saw you by luvnovels123 reviews
The Volturi sent Alec,Jane,Chelsea and Felix to Forks High to get Bella to Italy.Edward left Bella at the same time and Bella was broken.She immediately knew what they are and Alec kept on flirting with her.Will the pair of unlikely lovers be together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,447 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Alec, Bella - Complete
I'm Not The Bella You Thought You Knew by Bambi Wills reviews
While saving Edward in Volterra.She has an incounter with Alec Voultri and learns some surprising news about Edward. Adopted from Daja Is All about wolf pack
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Alec
Inception on a Rainy Night by KT8812 reviews
Written for the 'Teach me the nasty' contest. Bella Swan knows the deadly secret of Professor Cullen, yet she can't help being attracted to him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,924 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Jasper, Bella
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3153 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Warlord by amaris12345 reviews
Who is Jasper Whitlock? He is one of the world's most feared warlord. What does he want from his fake life with the Cullens? He wants power and he wants his mate, and he will do anything to get what he wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 160,509 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Don't Push It! by VolturiPrincess16 reviews
When the three leaders decide to keep Bella against her will, what will happen? A story of love, loss and friendship. RXR! I don't own anything, all rights belong to Stephanie Meyer. (On Hold)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,786 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Aro, Bella
I Touch Myself by seamonkologist reviews
Smutty little three-shot ? . Bella was supposed to be alone for the weekend, but there's been a change of plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
The Kindness of Semi Strangers by Freddie Stardust reviews
Bella would rather not have a fuss made over yet another near-death experience - until she meets the man making the fuss. Rated M for a very good reason - don't read it if you can't handle some lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,393 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Maguire's by PixieH reviews
Bella is bored with her job and bored with her boyfriend. To the Cullens, she's like one of the family, but can an old friend of Emmett's provide the spark that's been missing in her life? Rated M for lang and future lemmons. AH, B/J Some non-canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Who Knew Angels Could Cry? by Laciekat16 reviews
When he left I was broken. But guess who picked up the pieces and now holds my heart. Dr. Carlisle Cullen
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,928 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,831 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aro's Baby Girl by Asdfanythings reviews
Bella is Aro's half breed daughter. Her papa's figlia preziosa. And no one could hurt her without dealing with him first. What would happen if she goes to Forks, and meet the Cullen clan? What if Edward leaves her, in the middle of the forest no less? Her papa certainly won't be happy. AU. (Undergoing Major Edit)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,702 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Alec, Bella
Playing Doctor by bitascull reviews
Carlisle is a doctor with six ‘kids’. Bella is a 300 year old vampire who is a shield, healer and telekinesis. She’s going to be working at Carlisle’s hospital as a new doctor Vamp/Vamp Some Lemons I NEED A BETA READER Read info inside at end of chapter 1
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
The Feeling of Jasper by KieshaIshtar reviews
JasperXBellaXEdward. Must I say more? Bella and Edward have mastered the bedroom, but now she's... well, she's bored. Can Jasper fill the boredom with a one night stand? This could become more than a one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,101 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Jasper, Bella
I'm Not The One by KieshaIshtar reviews
Bella's in the hospital. Charlie's abusive. Carlisle has been trying to get Bella out of this situation for years. Will a final act before her 18th birthday finally push them together? Based on the song "I'm Not The One" by 3Oh!3. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Easier To Lie by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. Hiding their love from one another results in someone making a bad mistake. Would it be easier for them to lie about their feelings? Or let everything out in the open and see if the peices fit together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 280,219 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making History by GlisteningMoonlight reviews
Edward Masen, the ultimate bad boy. Isabella Swan, the popular girl. What happens when Mr. Banner partners up these two for a big History assignment? Will the World War be reenacted? Or is a peace treaty going to be signed? AU, OOC, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 81,348 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Confusion by LightSeeker6996 reviews
Edward only loved Bella as she was alot like her sister Lilith. He truly ment what he had said in the forest. AroXBella, LilithXEdward, all other normal parings. Better Explanation inside. Rated for sexual content, BDSM, langauge... you get the point.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,452 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Aro, Bella
Tuesday's In The Round by newestcullen reviews
What happens when Carlisle enters the 'Men's Room' bar on a fateful Tuesday night? Will he find what he is looking for or will it be something he hadn't planned on? And, once he finds it, can he ever give it up? A/H, SLASH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,475 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Carlisle, Edward
The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen by chartwilightmom reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,649 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disciplinary School by Wrong-In-All-The-Right-Ways reviews
It's Bella's fourth time at Forks Disciplinary School their methods are barbaric and Bella goes against them every chance she gets. With new faces around her she might just find a certain blond texan and a few others willing to fight the system with her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Stranded by dangerousandbeautiful reviews
Edward and Bella get on the same plane,but it crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bella and Edward are the only survivors, and they luckily find a deserted island to stay on until someone finds them. But can they survive each other? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,990 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Clementines by Nachos4Children reviews
Bella hasn't had much luck in the love department. Will that luck change when she goes to college and runs into the handsome Dr. Carlisle Cullen? AH/AU OOC Non-canon. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,575 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Don't Play With Fire by JasperSaysCalmDown reviews
Edward leaves Bella. Bella dies inside. The Volturi come for her. Will Bella find a new life and a new love with the Volturi. Will Edward come back? Will she find something in the world more important to love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,866 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Alec
The Claiming of Jasper by dtav reviews
Jasper is a virgin who just came out of the closet. Edward is a sexual predator looking for the next trick. Can the virgin tame the wild beast? One-shot written for OCDJen's birthday. Contains slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,566 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Desire of the Heart by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella Swan travels to Transylvania to talk to a proffesor who has made an unusual discovery. Bella is begged by a woman saying she must leave other wise she shall be turned by the monstor who killed her family she returns to London only to be followed.
Crossover - Dracula & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,075 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Somebody to Love by mommybrook reviews
Bella is 25 years old, divorced with two kids. The Cullen's return to her life when she absolutely needs them the most. Jasper has done the unthinkable in becoming like the leader of their coven, and becomes single again after that fateful night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,928 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My true Mate by Beautifully Imperfect0212 reviews
Edward left Bella and never came back. What she doesn't know is that he left her for Alice, his true mate. A lot can happen in 85 years. She decides its time to go back to her roots and along the way will get some surprises. Currently Editing...Will not be adding any chapters just fixing mistakes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,149 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Volturi Saga New Dawn by sixdegreesofseperation reviews
The night Bella has been left in the woods, she is found by two strangers. Her life changes abruptly. But the real question is, will she learn to love again? Lem/Lang *CURRENTLY BEING EDITED*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,181 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Alec, Bella - Complete
Mismatch Made In Heaven by Mrs. Agget reviews
Edward meets Jasper in a bar. Edward is a rough and tumble cowboy, and Jasper is shy and geeky. Will they be able to fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,528 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9605 - Favs: 5,134 - Follows: 2,576 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23171 - Favs: 15,569 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My love For You by FOrealz11 reviews
Looking into her eyes was like looking into her soul, when she looked at me with her piercing, beautiful eyes it was like falling in love with her all over agian, thanking Alice and Edward for cheating on us so we could be together. start of New Moon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Hell's not so bad by moore8879 reviews
Story is in Jasper's POV. This is Twilight with a twist. Jasper and Carlisle are mates, but they always felt that there was something missing in their relationship. That is until the new girl comes to Forks. Is it an instant connection for the three?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,520 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Axe Murderer's Girl by twiradical reviews
After the initial shock of being taken away by a deadly axe murderer, could he be the dark rush that Bella was born to need? Edward may not be the only one tearing willingly down his sick and twisted path. *Darkward&Darkella* OOC/Beyond Mortal
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,723 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Vampire's World by Torchwood-Babe reviews
Carlisle and his three sisters face an awful life, where Jasper and his brothers and sister have them as their slaves.in a world where vampires rule.AU.Lemons. Warning Mpreg of Carlisle.A/Es,Ed/B,Em/R,B/J.Now adopted see inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Scarred for the rest of eternity by sacha-lee reviews
Funny little one-shot, between Charlie and Edward as they stumble upon each other one night between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Pregnant? What makes you think that? by sacha-lee reviews
What if Bella and Edward did have sex in the meadow at the end of Eclipse? What if Bella became pregnant... what if the pregnancy was as it should be, normal? POST ECLIPSE ExB Fluff Normal pairings. I love reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,944 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Red Beauty by IsabellaVolturiWhitlock reviews
Bella saved Edward from Volterra, problem is he really meant what he said in the woods he doesn't love her. She goes back to the Volturi and into Aro's arms, will she let herself love again, with her chance at eternity who can tell... Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,096 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella, Aro
Still Figuring Out by Kiki-Jo reviews
Edward and Alice have a very dirty little secret - will they be able to keep it a secret? What about if Bella found out? What if she found out in one of the worst ways possible? Would Jasper be there to comfort her? Rating for strong language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,562 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Not So Innocent by Daughter of Mania reviews
After saving Edward Bella feels as if she doesn't belong with him anymore, she changes in many different ways and when she finally breaks free from Edward who will she turn to? Rated M for language I DONT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,491 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Alec, Bella
Hungry Eyes by Jaspers Black Widow reviews
Bella gets raped and left for dead by Edward. Jasper changes her. Will Jasper fall in love with her? What about Jaspers marriage? What will Ed do when he finds her? Read and see-contains rape, lemons, language, and dominating vamps. B/J B/E B/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,824 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Above and Below by the Words the Ocean Whispers reviews
Bella doesn't get to Edward in time at the end of New moon, the Volturi offer to spare her if she joins them, the Volturi turn out to be very sexual in a kinky way, and very strict rated M for lemons, rape and self harm and other things violent.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Caius
Secrets by Dark-FallenAngel4 reviews
I am a girl who isn't who she seems. I have secrets. Secrets people do not know about, not even vampires. Its like a game I play, you go running around while I run after you, simple. Hahahaha. I have power you wish you want to have, power you can't have.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Sweet Innocence: Bella and Emmett by Mrs.AlaenaMcCarty reviews
Stranded in the middle of nowhere, Bella decides to hitch hike. Emmett on his way home to L.A. finds Bella and decides to give her a ride. What will happen? AH/OOC M for future lemons. Canon/Non-Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Emmett
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14628 - Favs: 8,055 - Follows: 5,448 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Hearts Heal by xXxbabybunnixXx reviews
Alice and Edward have an affair. Bella catches them in the act. What will this turn of events lead to? J/B story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,999 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper
One Week to Change Them All by slowpoke15hi5 reviews
Jasper and Edward have been together for seventeen years and their life is becoming routine. Follow their journey to chance things up and have some fun in the bedroom. PWP. All human. Rated M for a reason people!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,466 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward
His Darkest Realms by edieswan reviews
Edward's a determined Dom who needs a sub to train, and Bella's a lost girl in need of a Master. What they both find is something that neither of them expect. BDSM themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Escaping The Darkness by JazzMonster reviews
Edward wins Jasper while gambling with Aro to be his "slave". But Edward wants a real relationship with him, but Jasper has never been shown these affections before, and with his past, can he really trust anyone? AH. WARNING- Rape, self harm, etc...SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,394 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Freds cake by yellatthetopofyourlungs reviews
After a disastrous blind date, a issue with a chocolate cake & a annoyed Alice! The girls & guys start something with an out come none of them saw coming! featuring- sleep talking, pranking wars, water park fun & a Xmas never to be Forgotten. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,504 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Long Way Down by forthelongestday reviews
When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,580 - Reviews: 2647 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
There Is Nothing I Do Better Than Revenge by RosalieLillianHale1935 reviews
After years of Brutal bullying from the Cullens Bella leaves. In the time she is gone her life improves dramatically. But when she decides to face her demons, will she bite the dust or will she fight back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,371 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Carlisle's Slave by VampireBat13 reviews
Bella is Carlisle's Slave! Extreme Lemons. Rated M for Lemons and Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
The Awakening by Cara Mia reviews
CHAPTERS 2-5 RE-EDITED. AH/AU: "Master, is it strange that the only time I feel truly alive is when I'm wearing your collar?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Who's Loving You? by sweetcrimefighter reviews
When Edward realizes he loves his best friend, Jasper, what will he do? How will Jasper respond? What hardships will they face allong the way? Will they relationship stand or falter in the end? SLASH. Read if you like and enjoy, thanks. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Let The Games Begin by sweetcrimefighter reviews
The Cullens and Hales decide to play a little game called truth or dare. How does the seemingly boring Isabella Swan get involved in this? Plenty of humor! Rated M for language and future chaps. Please read and tell me what you think, thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sound by soulspirit18 reviews
Edward once again has someone to babysit Bella during a family hunt.Surprisingly, Jasper was the choice but was that the only thing Edward had allowed Jasper doing. During her stay Bella hears a sound that has her curious.Will she find the source?Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,734 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Dinner by LadyofDurin reviews
Bella is over at the Cullens where she enjoyed a nice dinner with Carlisle and Edward, during cleaning one thing lets to another, pairing Bella/Carlisle/Edward, don't like then don't read...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,956 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Kiss My Ass by Cookie Monster 16 reviews
Bella Swan, is teased everday for not fitting in. Edward Cullen, is the popular Jock who makes her life miserable. Bella leaves only to come back years later hotter than ever. Will she forgive Edward or turn the tables and make his life a living hell. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
You stepped back into my life by Laurie Whitlock reviews
It's been 4 years since the Cullens left Forks. Bella is working in a bar when one night she hears a voice that she thought she would never hear again.What happens when Jasper shows up without Alice,but more sure of himself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,657 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Carlisle pretends to be Edward by Mxpi1970 reviews
Carlisle goes to check up on Bella after Edward leaves her and hear an unusual conversation while she is sleeping!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Secrets by sweetlipss reviews
Edward is jealous of Alice, Jasper is jealous of Bella, they use their power to imagine how it feels to be them. But what if they secrets comes out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Wikkid Halloween by ashleigh granger reviews
Another Holiday series story including Em/J/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Good with The Bad by chartwilightmom reviews
Sequel to The Good & The Bad. Follow Bella & Edward as they mend their relationship &start their new lives in LA. Old friends & new enemies make life more interesting. With Twilight Records blossoming, Bella &Edward find their niche in the music industry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,111 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Silence of Black and White by princecharmingstoolate reviews
Bella visit's the Volturi, but it doesn't go as planned. Edward is killed, Bella is changed, humans are slaughtered, and romance blooms? Bella/Alec...yeah, I really did just pair them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Alec, Bella
Boarding School With An Incredible Twist by Edwards-daughterxoxo reviews
When Charlie cannot look after Bella, She move's to a boarding school in Scotland, She did not know how her life could change. I suck at summeries please Review. Edwards-daughterxoxo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 56,219 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Their Dark Angel by Demoness-Ravenood95 reviews
Bella never met the Cullen's, People know Vampires exist. Jasper runs across an Unusual Human, they then meet up with his long lost comrade Peter followed By Alec Volturi. B/Ja/P/A. Don't like don't read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Size 14 by Taylor Whitlock reviews
this story is all human it is about a girl bella who is a little over weight and get beat up and picked on for it but what happens when three new people move to forks? better then the summary i promise. rate M for later lemons. jXb story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Help Me Escape by FOrealz11 reviews
Bella was changed during the Newborn Wars by Maria hwo thinks she's going to be special. What happens when she meets the God of War, Jasper Whitlock? Will she feel a connection. M for future lemons. ON HOLD...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Golden Banana by Touchstone67 reviews
A PWP o/s written for Dannie. Jasper is a stripper at a nightclub, one night he spots a beautiful boy in his audience. What happens when the boy gets a lapdance? Will they both get more than they bargined for? Rated M for sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
You've changed me, and i thank you by Cinderella Kadle reviews
She barely escaped from Victoria's clutches. But, now shes wishing she were back. It would be better to be torn apart then to be verbally abused by the one you loved. Will Caius realize whats in front of him before it's to late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Caius
Violet by edieswan reviews
Sexy rich boy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Unexpected Cowboy by PixieH reviews
Bella has left England for Las Vegas to start over following her latest failed relationship. Can an impromptu night out in her favourite bar change all that? One shot, A/H, rated M for language and citrus! Well, it is Jasper, it'd be rude not to...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,093 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Purrfectly Together by WantJasperspeen reviews
Alice lied to Jasper, but he doesn't find out to what extent until he meets his true mate. Isabella Whitlock is the new student at Forks High School and she brings along some surprises for the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,086 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 361 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Jasper, Bella
New Found Love by teamjacobrulez reviews
Edward cheated on her. He no longer wanted her. In hopes of finding company she results to the Volturi, who just gladly takes her in. She becomes an important figure to them, but only one vampire in particular catches her eye. Can she learn to love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,542 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - [Alec, Bella] - Complete
Twilight: random twilight stories by BiersackObsession reviews
random twilight stories i write. i'm really bad at summarys much better than it sounds.please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
An Unexpected Lady by JosieSwan reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, a wish sends Bella to Jane Austen's England, where she meets a familiar face, Carlisle Cullen, whose control is not what it was in 2010. Knowing his secret, will she be the end to his loneliness? AU, Carlisle/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,770 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Bruised and Bleeding by Jess the Weird reviews
Bella is brutally abused by her father, Charlie, while her mother, Renee, sits and watches. Then she meets the new boy, Edward, and he knows somethings not right. will Edward find out about her secret before its too late? Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 59,561 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Anonymous Lover by Jen733 reviews
This is my little drabble for Ms. Kathy's Haiti Relief Fund. AH, Edward/Bella, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Truth or Dare with vamps and a human! by momorocker44 reviews
What will happen when Bella gets tricked into playing truth or dare with her vampire family? You'll have to see! I know the summary is lame but plz read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Bella's Heart Song by Carlisle's Mate reviews
Fatally wounded by Victoria, Bella awakens as a newborn vampire. But her new senses allow her to realise that Edward is not the soulmate she thought he was, for her soul sings desperately for another Cullen entirely... Bella & Carlisle pairing. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,858 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Temptation Discontinued, Adoptable :3 by Twihard Twilight reviews
Disgusted by how Bella looks after he left her, Edward hands her over to the Volturi hoping for them to either have her as a snack or kill her. He was dead wrong. Now he must bow down to her, the Queen of the Volturi and Aro's loving soul mate. Bella/Aro
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Bella, Aro - Complete
You'll Be Mine by jasper's naughty girls reviews
Jasper is the one to leave after Bella's B-day but he can't seem to stay away. Who does Bella want? Can Jasper give her what Edward can't? Dark/Dominant Jasper. A joint effort between Jasper's Darlin' Kathy & Cullen818.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,455 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6241 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Doctor's Helping Hands by krazykat144 reviews
Bella gets raped and doesn't tell anyone. The Cullen's come to town and bring her home after Edward reads the rapist mind. She meets Carlisle and falls in love. He is single Rated M for rape, lemons, and murder.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,606 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
a new life by lissaizzy reviews
edward left bella after she saved him.jane shows up with an offer on aros behalf. now complete. r&r.I HAVE BEGUN THE SEQUAL! IT IS CALLED LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bella, Aro - Complete
Texas Two Step by Elvelethril-'Elvey reviews
1,000 words drabble chapters. "His eyes glint from the shadows under his hat as he glances in my direction. He knows I enjoy watching him."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Jasper, Edward
My Immortal by ImaginationPlayground reviews
Aro comes to check on the Cullen's and their new gifts but stumbles across Bella Swan and gives her a choice. What will Bella choose? How hard will both of them fall for one another? Aro/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Aro, Bella
Such a Pretty Little Girl by Jess the Weird reviews
Bella has always known she was different.Inhuman.All her life she had been ridiculed and tormented because of her abnormities.With a dark past,no parents and a tendency to get into trouble,anything could happen.When she gets adopted... Full Summary Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,403 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5731 - Favs: 6,799 - Follows: 3,804 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dr FeelGood by OperaGurl04 reviews
Bella has known Dr. Cullen since she was a child and has wanted him just as long. Now that she's legal, will she get what she's always wanted? AU/AH Bella/Carlisle - LEMON One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
It was meant to be by Jazzyluva1988 reviews
When Bella swan get the chance to show her true feeling what will happen? What if your in-love with your dads best friend ? how will it all work out? please r&r summary sucks I know just give it a try, DONT LIKE DONT READ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Happy valley! by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Edward blamed bella for his family falling apart and left her. now one year later she is off to live in happy valley, Alaska. the only one cullen will speak to her. is her life finally vampire free? please R and R, adult's only. RATED MA! LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,659 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Mind Reader by randomgirl18 reviews
Bella Swan has no idea who Edward Cullen is until she hears him in her head. Though they are thousands of miles apart, strangers, they form a bond while thinking each others thoughts. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,905 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Room 15: The Original One Shot by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella Swan is an overachieving know it all, who is forced to work with arrogant Edward Cullen on research project for Medical School. Will they be able to fight their attraction as they work together in the confines of Room 15? M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Saving Bella by Skye Coulson reviews
Carlisle is reunited with his long-lost elder sister when she warns him of the abuse Bella Swan is enduring at the hands of his own son. After racing to her side after the last beating, Carlisle is hell bent on Saving Bella. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,257 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Complicated by Insanity on High reviews
Bella, a young, unemployed woman, meets a man that she thinks could be the man of her dreams. Then, Edward gives a shocking announcement and agrees to be his pretend girlfriend at a family event. But then complications arise. AU, AH CxB, EdwardxJacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
The Consequences of Redemption by CullenLovingMom reviews
After Jasper’s attack on Bella during her birthday party, he leaves the Cullens. Meanwhile, the Cullens leave Forks. Bella is alone and vulnerable. When Victoria comes for her, Jasper is the only one she can reach for help. JXB AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,546 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Pretend by bleeding scarlet blood reviews
Edward and Alice are together behind Bella's and Jasper's back. They find out. They then "Pretend" to be cheating together. But...what if it stops being "Pretend"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,071 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Chances by Fai'sKay reviews
A war between Vampires and Humans bring the human race into termoil. What happens when Bella becomes a slave to a vampire that has no heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,426 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Extended Family THWTLAL spinoffsequel by Stephaniiie reviews
The spin-off/sequel of 'The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson'. Summary inside because of spoilers. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Jane
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Feast for the Senses by arohalee reviews
Reverted back to a o/s for the time being, my apologies but I just don't have the time for a multi chap FF. Maybe one day folks! Will push out a few smutty o/s to compensate. Dirty, adult things within! Consider yourself warned kids.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
You're Mine by arohalee reviews
"I'll do more than show you, Isabella. I've waited a long time to make you mine and make no mistake, you are mine" I growl at her. Rated M for some language and adult content, you've been warned! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Something New by mskathy reviews
Bella surprises Jasper, after a business trip, with a little something new in the bedroom. A submission for the Twi-Girl Revolution Under Her Thumb Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
As life goes on by fejuima Kuzo reviews
Aro loves the way things are. He hates anything different. Until Carlisle comes along. Romance, funnies and MANY lemons to ensue. please enjoy (This story is currently up for grabs, Anyone want it?)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Carlisle, Aro
The True Singer by LGilbert1982 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in NM, the Cullen family falls apart. After Carlisle and Esme divorce, Carlisle decides to come back to Forks to see how Bella is coping. Will either of them find love again? How will Edward react? AU/CPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,575 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
My Vampire Romance by Deadronika reviews
Bella Swan is not your average human - she's a spy. So how will she cope in Forks meeting the Cullens? Will she ever find out what they and her brother Emmett are hiding? How will they cope when a new threat comes to town? Rated M for violence & swearing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,055 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting on the Runway by eeyoreluver reviews
Bella Swan is a twenty-one year old Victoria's Secret model. Life gets even better when she sees a certain guy with green eyes in the audience. EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,919 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In It For Life by MsWhiteChristmas reviews
Bella is a orphan that has been through some tough times. When Carlisle adopts her will things change and a romance bloom? Or will an old enemy get in the way? BxC M for rape and possibly lemons later!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,234 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Frustration by Ditzgirl123 reviews
What happens when Jasper and Emmett decide to help take care of Bella's sexual frustration, since Edward won't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Wayfarer's Night Song by lazykate reviews
An alternative to the scene in New Moon that had us all wondering: what exactly WAS that between Carlisle and Bella as he was stitching her up? O/S, CxB, as canon as it can be aside from the character pairing!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The People In Question by CuttlefishRock reviews
Jasper and Bella have been lifelong friends. He's a rebel, she's the one he enjoys corrupting. One day in detention, they meet some very interesting people... All Human. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Weekend Fun JxxAxxB by rubiixox reviews
What would happen if Edward and the rest left Bella with ALice and Jasper for the weekend? LEMONS of course : Alice Jasper and Bella major Lemons rated M of course! For obvious reasons! lol enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Resolution by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella is coming out of her shell with the help of her two best friends, Rosalie and Alice. All three girls have visions of falling for the popular boys, but when Bella's life is turned upside down, will Edward be able to help her? Will he even want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,952 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Him by twilightnaley19 reviews
My Entry for the Forbidden Lemons contest. Bella is preparing for a house guest; her dad's best friend. She can't help but find him attractive. When Charlie's not home, Bella will play, and Carlisle is all up for playing too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
California Performing Arts Boarding School by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
BEING REWRITTEN Bella is transferred from England to California to a Performing Arts boarding school. She wants to fit in so she hides some of her life from her new friends. What will Bella think of playboy Edward Cullen? AH M for future Lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009
Summer Nights by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan moves to Chicago with her son and Jacob Black. She then meets Edward Cullen and falls in love. But someone doesn't want Bella and Edward to be together...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 234,648 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fumbling to Happiness by mskathy reviews
ON HIATUS Bella is a single mom whose first grader, Rose, is being picked on by Emmett. When she meets and gets to know Emmett's dad, what she finds surprises her. Will be expanded eventually. AU-H, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Made with Love by aTREEtoaFOREST reviews
Bella is 24 and a pastry maker at a popular bakery. Although she is content with her life, she is looking for love. She meets her boss's son and sparks fly. This is the story of their courtship. All-Human, a little OOC. My first fan-fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,051 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Suppose by Smile2luv reviews
Just suppose Bella was the most popular girl in school when Edward came along. She found out his and Jacob's secrets but now she has to chose and this could lead to a secret of her own. Please, please, please R/R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,005 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Collateral Lust Quartet: Tainted Love by ToryTigress92 reviews
New Moon. Bella must make a sacrifice, but in Volterra will she discover a place she never knew she had? Part I of the multi-fandom Collateral Love Quartet. Aro/Bella, please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,262 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - [Aro, Bella] Edward, Marcus - Complete
Toy Guns by FuckShitUp reviews
While Edward's away, Bella will play. Her victim just happens to be childhood friend, Jasper Whitlock. Jasper/Bella/Edward pairing. ALL HUMAN. Rated M for more than one reason. *NOW COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
New Moon Tavern by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
Formerly What Happens in Vegas..Edward and Bella have one wild night together. But is Edward ready to give up his playing ways? What happens when he's cut off from his family and forced to work at the bar owned by Bella's family? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,109 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Southern Greek God by MsWhiteChristmas reviews
A little lemony one-shot between Jasper and Bella! I may decide to continue it but it doesn't seem likely... So just tell me what you think! And please refrain from too harshness, it's my first try! Sort of OOC, AH, and rated M for the lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Giddy Up by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella comes home to a surprise: Jasper in cowboy attire...sort of. A little role play ensues, the hat stays on, and Bella learns to ride. Jasper/Bella AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Good and The Bad by chartwilightmom reviews
AU/AH OOC Bad girl Bella Swan takes on a challenging bet to turn Edward, resident golden boy, to the dark side. Can one bet turn into a life time of love? Lemons and adult situations. Better Summary inside. Collab w/Luvrofink and Chartwilightmom
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,536 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Beginning by tmharris2 reviews
Edward left, Bella moved on. Eight years later, she runs into the Volturi. Will she survive? Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING STEPHENIE MEYER DOES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,961 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella, Aro - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by Flightlessbird11 reviews
Edward and Bella meet and start a friendship one summer. They're in Forks after college and med school and both are soon moving to Seattle. Edward is in an accident, will his near death experience be enough to finally ask Bella out? All Human. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 137,069 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corrupting Innocence by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella has moved to Chicago with her parents. She lives a sheltered life much to her parents dissapproval. Then she meets Edward her new neighbour. Things heat up fast for Edward and Bella, thing is Bella is 19 and Edward is 29. Anger, forbidden love. heat
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,534 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everyone Loves Alice by shamrock1787 reviews
One shot based on the the song "All the Girls Love Alice" but not really a song fic. Very rated M. Alice/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
I'm not the Bella you taught you knew by Daija Is All about wolf pack reviews
While saving Edward in Volterra.She has an incounter with Alec Voultri and learns some surprising news about Edward. Bella is a little OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella, Alec
F Stop by SweetT129 reviews
Carlisle is a photographer who is tired of his insecure model not working to her potential. He decides that she needs a bit more instruction to make her feel comfortable in her own skin, and he's just the one to give it to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Shameless Developments by SweetDulcinea reviews
As a photographer, many beautiful things cross Bella's path, but none so captivating as him. Despite all her efforts to distance herself, they just keep getting closer & their attraction grows. One afternoon in her darkroom changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,332 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Its Been So Long by SilverStarsFalling reviews
Major Lemon. Rosalie helps Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Hillwicke Academy by luvulotts reviews
Hillwicke Academy. The best private school in the Olympic Pennisula. Orderly and prestine. That is until Bella Swan arrives to teach English Literature and Sex Education. Will the student body and the old hags they have for teachers be able to take her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,902 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Assistant by liioncub reviews
Bella Swan has taken a job as an assistant to the wealthy CEO, Edward Cullen. Except, she is not being paid to assist him in the office. AU AH; Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,797 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
What Happens in Volterra by Ashmusiclover reviews
what did it really take for bella and the cullens to leave volterra? Aro/ Bella one shot lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Aro, Bella
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Drop In The Ocean by stella luna sky reviews
..."I’d have to cast it all away for something I had scoffed at for so long: love." Bella/Edward - at sea! AH. M for the good stuff. One-shot written for snowgood and her awesome contribution to FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Brother VampBear by twird96 reviews
In his human life Emmett had a sister. Bella. Some time after he is turned, she is turned. What happens when they meet? Will Emmett handle Edward and Bella falling in love? T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Stable Romance by Iadorepugs reviews
My 1st fan fic. AH, canon pairings. Edward is a horse trainer in dressage. Bella becomes his working student. Will they see that what they need can be found in the other? Rated M for lemons later chapters. Winner Best Romance in the Jumbo Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 207,005 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where Your True Destiny Lies by cullen818 reviews
My entry for "I Get off in Volterra" Contest. Once Aro sees exactly what kind of vampire Bella will be,through Alice's vision, he decides to keep her for the Volturi. He assigns Alec her Guard because he is the only member who doesn't want to drain her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 194 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Alec, Bella - Complete
Gravity by coldplaywhore reviews
What happens when Edward, a handsome bartender, offers Bella a shoulder to cry on after a rough day at work and discovers they have more in common than they thought? For SassyK. Fandom Gives Back One-Shot. Rated M for dirty dirty things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Acta Sanctorum by Felicity Dream reviews
I GET OFF IN VOLTERRA CONTEST: Edward left and Bella thought she would be stuck in an eternal twilight. But immediately, she's haunted by three men she swears are vampires. And once they've ensnared her, the Cullens won't be having a reprieve this time around.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 314 - Published: 12/30/2009 - [Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus] - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 234 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Italy Love by JADEDCULLEN09 reviews
After having her heart broken by Edward again Bella leaves Forks and settles in Volterra, eventually joining the Volturi. What will the Cullen's think or do. Edward bashing and minor Alice bashing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 172 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Aro
What The Heck Just Happened? by iMakesPaxtch reviews
Rosalie goes round to Bella's house for Maths tutoring, only thats not all that happens. What's to occur in the future? Rated M, only suitable for mature audiences. Bella and Rosalie. FemSlash. Do not read if the idea does not appeal to you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Afternoon of a Faun by Elvelethril-'Elvey reviews
When Jasper accidentally leaves behind a piece of clothing one day, Edward suddenly finds that he is unable to keep his hands to himself. Rated M for citrusy stuff. Judges' Pick for Best Wank in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
My Plug In Baby by PoisonAngelMuse reviews
Bella is the new girl in town,and a real badass,Edward saw her as the most sexy chick ever.Will those two get together or get lost in the game of seduction,drugs,and sex.My firts fic so be nice!Based on Muse song "Plug in Baby" .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,018 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Like This by salacious-smiles reviews
BEST DRY HUMP IN THE SLASH BACKSLASH COMPETITION. Carlisle adopted Edward at seventeen, seeing something in him that caught his attention. But, what if he got his perspective wrong? What if Edward was meant to be something more to him? More than a son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Big Brother Twilight by Amberjoe reviews
Bella and her big brother Emmett go into the Big Brother house. There they meet the other twilight characters. Fun and games from there on! Edward/Bella Emmett/Rosalie Alice/Jasper Soon to be adopted by EdwardCullen'sSexyCrookedSmile !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Supernatural by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella talks to the dead. Or rather, the dead talk to her. She's the one that all ghosts go to when they need help to 'move on'. So what happens when she meets an exceedingly attractive ghost in her new home who, apparently, doesn't want her help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,817 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Lesson in Control by Emerald-Rosalie reviews
A burning desire for knowledge leaves Bella with a hunger deep inside, that she never knew existed. He will teach her everything...and leave her wanting for nothing. Carlisle/Bella/Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
My life is ruined by i-love-twilight-sega reviews
Bella grew up in forks,Edward was her best friend until one day she hears him talking about her. she moves away but has to go back a few years later, alot has changed especily her.Not very good at describing story good tho, already no the characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
With a name like Cullen, it has to be dazzling by maggiekb reviews
The Cullens are in a creative writing class together. The teacher assigns them to edit a popular slogan so that it reflects their partner. Bella is human, Cullens are vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
The Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! by Blood Red Vampress reviews
MadVampTV 2- Dr. Carlisle Cullen introduces the 'Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! Based on the MadTV skit! This one will make you cry...it's just that funny! :D R&R! Rated M for language and crude humor. One-shot, no sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Burning Sensations by beepette reviews
Come and join Bella and Rose on their boring afternoon. FEMME slash. Mature content, please read only if your willing to.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
FORGET by acdhnt reviews
Takes place during new moon. When Edward left Bella she was heart broken and she decides to get some closure from the Cullen house. She thought it would be empty but there was someone there...Lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
How To Be EMMETT! by Gwennii-Twilight reviews
This guide will be perfect for all the Emmett luvers out there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Emmett
Expect the Unexpected by stephenie-inspired-novelwriter reviews
Edward has always been too careful with Bella, and refuses to have sex with her until she's changed, but sex is the one human experience she refuses to give up. When she seeks out Carlisle's help, will he be able to refuse her? AU M for lemon HOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,589 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Klutzinator by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella is one of those pathetic, perpetually embarrassed poor souls who are destined for a lifetime of trips and accidents. So what havoc will Bella wreak when she becomes a waitress? Involves spilling piping hot liquids on a bronze-haired Adonis's crotch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella, Alice and Rosalie have a threesome by Helen-Marie reviews
it gets hot in a bar, and the girls become extremely excited...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Bella and Rosalie get REALLY Hot in an elevator by Helen-Marie reviews
Bella and Rosalie overcome thier deep-seated hatred of each other and have sex. In an elevator.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Yes Father by sirenastarot reviews
Kittenmischief Contest Entry. Bella seduces Father Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
King of Cups KittenMischief Contest Entry by sirenastarot reviews
Bella and Alice are a very happy couple, but a run in with a fortune teller could have them questioning if they are right for each other. Rated M for girl/girl action and a smutty threesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Comfort by Blood Red Vampress reviews
Bella got in a fight with Charlie again. Enraged, she goes to see Carlisle and relax. When she confesses her love for Carlisle, can the doctor resist the temptation? R&R please! LEMON! Carlisle X Bella. --- Don't like it? Don't read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Not So Mile High Club by creampuffsteph reviews
my o/s for smut mondays. Edward and Bella meet on a flight to California. What happens when you mix instant attraction with too much to drink? And what will they do when they reach solid ground? AU/AH, EPOV, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Love Washed Away and Back Again by dragonflame114 reviews
Carlisle is having the worst day of his immortal life. Esme has left him, Edward is with her, and Bellais taunting him with her dazzling beauty. Can he resist? Rated M for a bit of rape, but mostly lemons. If you don't like lemonade, don't read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Carlisle, Bella
The Cullen's Secret by AidennPluto reviews
Bella has a lot to learn about living forever. Some, she learns the hard way, like the fact that monogamy isn't exactly in the Cullens' dictionary. Beware the oversexed Cullens. And an unsympathetic Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Arizona by Aisling-91 reviews
Edward and Jasper are in Arizona on business, but they take a little time to mix in some pleasure when they visit a strip club. ExJ/ExJxB. Oneshot. AU/OOC. Mature: Smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Arranged marriage by Amberjoe reviews
Bella and Edward have an arranged marriage but have never met before the wedding. Will sparks fly? Of course. oneshot all human r&r check out my other stories!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Muffin Man by JustBiteMePLease reviews
When Bella's sexy new neighbor insists on teasing her, she bakes him muffins. And he takes a bite. AU AH Bella/Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Hell's Belles by JennCullen4928 reviews
What happens when Emmett walks in on Bella and Rosalie in a compromising position? How will Edward react? Oneshot. Bella/Rosalie/Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Doctors Day Off: a KittenMischief Contest Entry by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Carlisle and Edward go to medical school together. Edward brings Carlisle home for Thanksgiving. Sex follows. M/M interaction, very graphic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A Time by katcastle reviews
AU. Bella had lost her father,leaving her to the mercy of her Step-mother. One day she meets somebody that changes her life forever. Will she get her happy ending? A Cinderella based story. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Hunt by WriterSymone reviews
So, this is an Edward/Jasper fic. It has Lemon. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Cool Down by ResDes2 reviews
After a nice run, Edward decides to cool down with Jasper. Super sexy. Super slash. Tell me what you think. Part of Edward Chronicles. Super delicious, and gayer than last time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
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Strictly Bones reviews
Bella swan enters for dancing with stars, gets accepted and meets a few people on the way. will it be all rainbows and sunshine or will they need to smoothen some bumos out on the road to Destiny? cannon pairings. rated M for foul language... :P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bella, Eleazar
Emmett's pink journal reviews
this is for all the emmett lover's out there. it's basically emmett writing in his 'journal'. Story beter than summary. i izz crap at them. Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Emmett
never mind the buzzcozks cullen style reviews
this is for all the emmett lover's out there, Emmett applys for never mind the buzzcocks and smashes a few things on the way there .. lol R&R BxEd RxEm JxR CxEs rated t just in case. at the end there is no marker for the end of the scentence. sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Emmett
Bella in love with carlisle what went wrong reviews
this story was my first fan fic but i was rubbish and i cannot delete it. but a new story will be coming up soon named under' never mind the buzzcocks' read it
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Carlisle