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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. greet all your friends with a tackle.

20. Talk in a news reporters voice for a day

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The Pack: Two Tales by MandaxPanda reviews
A new chapter begins as Zell, Kairi, and Sora grow into adulthood. And Roxas experiences the life of Loup Garou. TidusxZell You'll only get this if you read the first story Akuroku... and a little bit of other various pairings. YAOI! The Pack sequel
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,080 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Ours is a Roller Coaster Love by 11oyd reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots of Draco/Harry. Thirty day challenge. When Draco kisses him for the first time, he decides that Harry James Potter tastes of summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,729 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Daves Video by VolitileVibes reviews
A roleplay I did, Dave/Dirk slight bondage and a bit of drama, but lots of sex.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Brawling Love, Loving Hate by Kuro Kyohaku reviews
Several stories of Cloud X Riku with one or both being supernatural/mythological creatures that will eventually fall in love. That doesn't mean it starts out that way, though... Well, for Riku, anyways. Better than I make it sound...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,363 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Cloud S., Riku
Not Sopor but Not Sober by Merrywetherweather reviews
Oh God. Another Davekat fanfic. Somebody stop me! This was a lot of brain dribble that just found its way out of my head. A spur of the moment type of thing. Anyway, the premise of this story is that Dave and Karkat get drunk and Karkat tends to be a little more "outgoing" than usual.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
We Three Princes by Takara Phoenix reviews
A twist of "Of Kings and Princes" - instead of willingly submitting to Zeus, Percy fights him off, seeking shelter by Jason and Nico after this disturbing experience. What are Nico and Jason to do now? Well, they have to set a proper claim, obviously. Jason/Nico/Percy, slashy threesome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A., Jason G.] - Complete
Sand And Sea by Shira Lansys reviews
Remus and Sirius are at the beach. Inappropriate things happen. Basically, I was supposed to be studying so I wrote smut instead. Written for nykiyskittlez. Warnings: Slash and Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Night Swimming by QueenyMidas reviews
Remus and Sirius go swimming. Well, Sirius goes swimming and Remus is of the mentality that once someone had spoiled their diet with a cookie, or ruined their school clothes with lake water, they might as well go all the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Stop Sneaking up on Me by mostlyghostly reviews
"If you ever sneak into my cabin again, I will punish you." Nico growled in his ear. "I'm counting on it." I dont know how else to summarize it really. Um... Lemon yaoi Percy/Nico action!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Teach me by cheesehime reviews
At 9 sweeps old a very bored Eridan Ampora wants to catch up and make peace with a particular Psiioniic but things go a little, off in their conversation...smut, light psionic bondage, dirty talking, bulge jobs and not a bucket in sight
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
A Holiday Surprise by Jane Buz-Jane reviews
Sirius brings Remus on a holiday date. AU. Smut. No, really. That's the whole story. R/S, oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Binary by Lforevermore reviews
It all starts with a motorcycle accident, a missing blond, and a stolen computer disc. Detective!fic, featuring Riku/Sora and Axel/Roxas among various other scattered pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,219 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Riku, Axel - Complete
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I'm following the map the leads to you reviews
This was originally a roleplay between me and my friend Ash from about a year ago. Demonstuck. Derse dreamers are Demons, even if barely anyone knows, Prospit deamers are humans and/or Demon hunters. No sburb/sgrub. Humanstuck. Karkat is the only gender switch, she is also a non-hunter. Jake is a demon from the get go. Lots of anger and sad.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Jake E., Karkat V.]
Rapper Royalty reviews
Collegestuck AU; Dave's had feelings about his extremely feminine friend Trazee for two years now. During those two years however Trazee was dating Sollux Captor until now at least. Will Dave have a chance now that they broke up? DavexOC
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Dave S.