![]() Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Hi, my name is Hazel. I'm a pescatarian and a university senior. I am going to graduate in May 2019. My local library is my home away from home, especially during the summer. I live in Michigan. Hobbies: reading, writing, hanging out with my friends, go to the library, listening to music, and watching TV shows and movies. Fan of: Star Wars, Marvel, DC, Narnia,and Harry Potter Age: 21 Personaility Type: INFJ Star Sign: Virgo Birthday: 09/10/1997 Occupation: Student Teacher Major: Social Studies Minor: English Secondary Education, 6-12 Certificate "If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words." "All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney "The last time i didn't beleve Lucy I ended up looking pretty stupid" Edmund Pevencie PC "I wish you would all stop acting like grown ups, I didn't think i saw him I did see him" Lucy Pevencie PC "Draggon balls" Harry Potter ( from the sixth movie funny line) "It's the eyes that dose it" Hagrid(sixth movie) "Not to mention pincsers" Harry Potter 'Everyone know Dragons treasure is enchanted*gives look* well eveyone from here" Caspian VODT "You mean squash us with your fat bellys? Tickle us with your toes" Caspian/ Edmund VODT "Where in the blazes am I?" Eustace VODT "Mabie we could throw him back" Reepicheep VODT Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape a good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimy git. -The "Marauders", Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban "Oh To Be Young And To Feel Love's Keen Sting"-Albus Dumbeldore XD Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneDudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --1st Weasley Twin: All summer --Percy: Oh, shut up! Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneProfessor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneDumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. (eats it)Dumbledore: ...Hmm, alas, earwax. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone(in the Devil's Snare)Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax! Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneHarry: So light a fire!Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT! Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsRon: "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating. Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsFred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant. Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsRon: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsRon: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back. Harry Potter and the Chamber of SecretsDraco: Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?Harry: Yeah, reckon soDraco: Got plenty of special features, hasn't it? Shame it doesn't come with a parachute-in case you get too near a Dementor. (Crabbe and Goyle sniggered)Harry: Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanRon: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me… Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanProfessor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.Class: Riddikulus!Professor Lupin: And again!Class: Riddikulus!Malfoy: This class is ridiculous. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanHermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanProfessor Trelawney: The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of SIGHT! (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanProfessor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanRon to Pettigrew (with revulsion): I let you sleep in my bed! Harry Potter and the Goblet of FireFred Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt. Harry Potter and the Goblet of FireRon: Don't talk to me.Hermione: Why not?Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret... Harry Potter and the Goblet of FirePercy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it. Harry Potter and the Goblet of FireHermione: You seem to be drowning twice.Ron: Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging Hippogriff. Harry Potter and the Goblet of FireRon: Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry… Imagine having to live off rats. Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixLuna Lovegood: No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end. Harry Potter and the Half Blood PrinceAlbus Dumbledore: Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are. Harry Potter and the Deathly HallowsPeeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun! Harry Potter and the Deathly HallowsFred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. Harry Potter and the Deathly HallowsEnid Smeek : She's nutty as squirrel poo. Harry Potter and the Deathly HallowsAuntie Muriel : You there, give me a chair, I'm a hundred and seven IN REMEMBERENCE: In Rememberence to Severus Snape,a Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,without all the red and gold crap. In Rememberence to Fred Weasley,who fought bravely to the very end,and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,and with loyalty await his brother,with many jokes,he's got forever to think of them, right? In Rememberence to Dobby,who was more free and full of love,than any elf, and most humans. In Rememberence to Remus J. Lupin,the last REAL Marauder,who was not just a wonderful father,an incredible husband and a brave hero,as well as a wicked werewolf. In Rememberence to Nymphadora Tonks,who died for the greater good,and will probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. In Rememberence to Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody,Who's motto "Constant Vigilance" kept him alive for so long. In Rememberence to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A. Voldemort,who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,but who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end. In Rememberence to Albus Dumbledore,whose past and wisdom confused us,whose seeming betrayal shocked us,but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end. In Rememberence to Bellatrix Lestrange,because it was awesome how Molly Weasley kicked her ass in a duel,she deserved everything she got in the end. In Rememberence to Colin Creevey,who we really don't know too well,but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war,so he must have done something good...besides stalking Harry. In Rememberance to Hedwig,Harry's first real friend,who lived and died soaring. ... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors... you know how to write in Aurebesh... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma... you even know what a jung ma is... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky... you understand any of this. Harry Voldemort, Voldemort Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry Voldemort Edward. Therefore, Harry Edward. So, Harry Potter Twilight. (So true!) Mr Beaver is carefully testing the strength of the ice. It starts to crack beneath him: You've been sneaking second helpings, haven't you?: Well, you never know which meal's gonna be your last. Especially with your cooking. : When Adam's Flesh and Adam's bone sits at Cair Paravel in throne, the evil time will be over and done.: You know that doesn't really rhyme. : The professor knew we were coming.: Perhaps we've been incorrectly labeled. : I can make anything you like.: Can you make me taller? : For Narnia and for Aslan! P: You seem to have upset the delicate internal balance of my housekeeper.: We're very sorry, sir, it won't happen again. : It's our sister, sir. Lucy.: The weeping girl?: Yes, sir. She's upset.: Hence the weeping. : If the Witch knew the true meaning of sacrifice, she might have interpreted the deep magic differently. That when a willing victim who has committed no treachery, is killed in a traitor's stead, the stone table will crack, and even death itself would turn backwards : [to Edmund after hitting him with the cricket ball] Wake up, Dolly Daydream! : Why are they all staring at us?: Maybe they think you look funny. : Peter said, 'Get out of here!': Peter's not king yet! : I wouldn't lie about this!: Well, I believe you.: You do?: Yeah, of course. Didn't I tell you about the football field in the bathroom cupboard? : What's she doing?: Oh, you'll be thanking me later. It's a long journey, and Beaver gets pretty cranky when he's hungry.: I'm cranky now! : We just want our brother back. : [about Lucy] She thinks she's found a magical land... In the upstairs wardrobe.: [eyes widening, he rushes to the children] What did you say?: Um, the wardrobe. Upstairs. Lucy thinks she's found a forest inside.: She won't stop going on about it.: What was it like?: Like talking to a lunatic.: No, no, no. Not her, the forest!: [stares] You're not saying you believe her?: You don't?: But, of course not. I mean, logically it's impossible.: What do they teach in schools these days? : Besides, we could all use the fresh air.: It's not like there isn't air inside. : She's right. He's gone.: Then you'll have to lead us.[pause: Peter, there's an army out there, and it's ready to follow you.: I can't.: Aslan believed you could. And so do I. : [to Edmund] Tell me, Edmond. Are your sisters deaf?: No.: And your brother, is he unintelligent?: Well, I think so. But Mum says...: [shouting] Then how dare you come alone! : Now, are you familiar with any Narnian lullabies?: Sorry, no.: Well that's good, because this probably won't sound anything like one. : Come on, humans. While we're still young!: If he tells us to hurry one more time, I'm gonna turn him into a big, fluffy hat. : You all right, Phillip?: [panting] I'm not as young as I once was. : I don't suppose saying "we're sorry" would quite cover it?: No, it wouldn't.[pelts him with a snowball: But that might! : Well done, Ed.: You bowled it! [Peter hands Edmund a fur coat: But that's a girl's coat!: [nods] I know. : [to Susan, after meeting Father Christmas] Told you he was real! : Did that bird just "pssst" us? : [looking out towards Cair Paravel] Aslan, I'm not who you all think I am.: Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley. Beaver also mentioned that you planned on turning him into a hat. : To the glistening eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy the Valiant. To the great western wood, King Edmund the Just. To the radiant southern sun, Queen Susan the Gentle. And to the clear northern sky, I give you King Peter the Magnificent. : Gastrovascular... Come on, Peter. Gastrovascular.: Is it Latin?: Yes.: Is it Latin for "worst game ever invented"?[Susan shuts her dictionary: We could play hide and seek?: But, we're already having so much fun.[looks at Susan : They come, your highness, in numbers and weapons far greater than our own.: Numbers do not win a battle.: No... but I bet they help. : [horse rears up] Whoa, Horsey.: My name is Philip. [Peter sees Mr. Beaver in the woods and doesn't yet know he can talk: Here, boy, tsk, tsk, tsk.[holds out hand: I ain't going to smell it if that's what you want. [Mrs. Beaver is healing Fox, who was injured by the Wolves: I wish I could say their bark was worse than their bite. Ow!: Oh, stop squirming! You're worse than Beaver on bath day.: Worst day of the year. : We were expecting someone taller!: You're one to talk.: Is that supposed to be irony? : Two days ago, I didn't believe in the existence of talking animals... of dwarves or... or centaurs. Yet here you are, in strengths and numbers that we Telmarines could never have imagined. Whether this horn[raises horn for all to see: is magic or not, it brought us together... and together, we have a chance to take back what is ours! : They're so still.: The trees? What did you expect?: They used to dance. : [wakes Prince Caspian: Five more minutes. : I wonder who lived here.: [picks up a small gold statue] I think we did.: Hey, that's mine! From my chess set!: Which chess set?: Well, I didn't exactly have a solid gold chess set in Finchley, did I? : [Holding his sword to Prince Caspian's throat] Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine!: You are a mouse!: [sighs] I was hoping for something a little more original. : Tell me, Prince Edmund...: King.: I beg your Pardon.: It's King Edmund, actually. Just King though. Peter's the High King.[awkward pause: I know, it's confusing. : [to Peter] I know, you had it sorted. : Enough, Nikabrik! Or do I have to sit on your head again? : Oh my gosh, he's so cute.: [Reepicheep draws his sword and looks around] Who said that?: Um, sorry. : I wish you would all stop trying to sound like grown-ups! I didn't think I saw him, I did see him.: I... *am* a grown-up. : I left my new torch in Narnia : [to Miraz concerning the proposed duel to the death] So you're bravely refusing to fight a swordsman half your age? : [gives Susan her horn back] Maybe it's time you had this back.: [gives the horn back] Why don't you hold on to it - you might need to call me again.[a pause while Susan and Caspian exchange a long glance: [quoting Susan as they ride off] "You might need to call me again"?: Oh, shut up. : I wish we could have had more time together.: We never would have worked, anyway.: Why not?: Well, I am 1300 years older than you. : [Caspian and Peter begin a swordfight. Peter's sword gets stuck in a tree, so he attempts to pick up a rock to hit Caspian: No! Stop!: [after seeing the Narnians gathering around] Prince Caspian?: Yes. And who are you?[Susan and Edmund run over: Peter!: High King Peter?: I believe you called.: Yes, but... I thought you'd be... older.: Well if you like, we can come back in a few years.: No! No, it's alright! You're not exactly what I expected.: [locks eyes with Susan: Neither are you. : I told you we should have killed him when we had the chance.: You know why we can't!: If we're taking a vote, I'm with him. : [referring to Peter] I wish he'd just listened to the D.L.F. in the first place!: D.L.F.?: Dear Little Friend.: Oh... that's not at all patronizing, is it? : [holding up one of her old dresses] I was so tall.: Well, you were older then.: As opposed to hundreds of years later, when you're younger. [watching Susan kiss Caspian goodbye: I'm sure when I'm older, I'll understand.: I'm older and I don't think I *want* to understand... : Oh no! Pretend you're talking to me!: We *are* talking to you. : [to Peter] Keep smiling. : Minotaurs? They're real?: And very bad-tempered.: Not to mention big.: *Huge*. [Miraz and Peter are preparing to duel: There is still time to surrender.: Well, feel free.: How many more must die for the throne?: Just one. : [looking down a cliff over the water] Is there a way down?: Yes. Falling. : You see, over time the water erodes into the soil, then...: Oh, shut up. : We could collect nuts.: Oh yes, and then we can throw them at the telmarines.[to Pattertwig: Shut up! : That's the trouble with girls. You can't carry a map in your heads.: That's because our heads have something in them. : High King Peter. The Magnificent.: [to Peter] You probably could have left off the last bit.: [chuckling] Probably. : [standing on Caspian with his sword pointed at him] Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine!: [rather scared] You are a mouse.: [sighs] I was hoping for something a little more original. Pick up your sword.: [looks at his sword then looks back at Reepicheep] Uh... no thanks.: Pick it up! I will not fight an unarmed man.: Which is why I might live longer if I choose not to cross blades with you, noble mouse.: I said I would not fight you. I didn't say I'd let you live.: [from a small distance] Reepicheep! Stay your blade!: Trufflehunter? I trust you have a very good reason for this untimely interruption!: He doesn't. Go ahead. : You know this used to be a private room. : What's your name?: Phyllis.: Susan! |
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