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Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Gaara

2.Neji

3. Naruto

4.Sasuke

5. Itachi

6. Temari

7. Hinata

8. Tobi

9. Shikamaru

10. Kakashi

11.Sasori

12. Konan

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Temari/Sasori? Urrrrr no I haven’t. But that relationship COULD work! I mean, they’re both from the Sand, Temari is already used to Kankuro’s puppets cough dolls cough..

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sasuke? Im not a fangirl, but in my upcoming story, he’s like my oc’s brother/cousin thing. So I don’t really look at him THAT way… GO ASK SAKURA *points finger*

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

KONAN AND TOBI?? They’ll be the new Akatsuki generation with blue hair and orange masks. They can give you deadly papercuts AND they have the sharingan! *wink.nudge*

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Shikamaru? I read this TemarixShika one. It WAS CUTEEEE, but then at the hotal room they started to have descriptive sex, by then I got grossed out and stopped reading it..

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Neji and temari? Urrrrrrr, no. Temari should be with Shikamaru, and Neji should be with tenten,in my head. But, I mean, Temari is pretty strong and Neji is strong also. They’ll make a wonderful Ninja couple! But won’t last, cuz they each meet who they are supposed to be destined to be with.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Urrrrr, Itachi/Shikamaru, or Itachi/ Kakashi? Ummm neither. Im not a yaoi fan, although I would say Itachi and Kakashi, because, they’re names rhyme…

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hinata seeing neji and konan. She would faint and cry because 1. Neji is her cousin. 2. That is just WRONG! DX

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

Naruto/Kakashi? As Naruto is determined to reach his goal as Hokage, Someone who has been supporting him all the way seen him grow up and become even more stronger. He now sees the good in Naruto and no longer the pranks, and decides to drop his Make-out paradise diamond edition to be with him. On second thought, Kakashi can be with him AND keep his Collection of Make-out paradise.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Gaara and Tobi.. hmmm… NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gaara is my soulmate! Anime soulmate, that is. I can never see that happen! DX

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hinata/Konan? Sorrows of an origami flower. THE BEST I CAN COME UP WITH!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Sasuke and Gaara? Okay 1. WHAT DOES DEFLOWER MEAN? 2. I ALREADY SAID WHYYY THAT CAN’T BEEE!!! DX

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

It’s Naruto, Come on! I believe that he would be a friend, not really someone’s love intrest. THINK ABOUT ITT!!! :P

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope. Not sasori. Nopity nope nope.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Neji/Sasuke/Itachi? My friend is making 101 unofficial Naruto facts. They play a small role in them! *wink wink*

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Kakasi: (while reading his make-out paradise collection) OH YESSSSS!!! BUTTTT… I cant imagine Kakashi screaming… maybe just a quiet mmmmhhh…

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Tobi? Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Gaara/Konan/Temari. WARNING! Includes sandcest and many, many papercuts!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Kakashi and sasuke? “Hey sensei, you want to show me how to use chidori.. with my reproductive organs!” That’s terrible—I was just watchin Yu gi oh Abridged while making this!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Sasori describe a NejixTobi relationship? 'Oh gosh..’

20) How emo is Seven?

LOL! Hinata?!!?!?!!? EMOO!?!?!?!?! HA!

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

Gaara and Sasuke for Neji? Idk, something along the lines of the strongest couple needs the strongest partner, and you’re not it! XD

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

Temari is pretty tomboy-ish, so it’ll work. Maybe a temari version of Lady Gaga’s Jo calderone..

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?

Naji and Gaara? NOOOOOOOOOO DX byakugan and black rings with long red hair? I picture a girl…

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?

POCKY! You may think it's Sasuke... but you're wrong... Itachi loves his pocky :D

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

Neji and sasuke? Siblings.. definaitly..

1. YOUR REAL NAME: nicole

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Nicizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): crimson wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): whats a street name?

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): rajniski

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Aqua vanilla coke!

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ijcotni

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's and father's middle name): Victoria anthony?

9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black perpy

This made me laugh a lot.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt...?
Woman: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven?
Woman: No it didn't, but my eyes started to burn the moment I saw your face. That hurt.

If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks", I did.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

~About you~
What's your name?: Nicole/ Niko-chan
Are you male or female?: i am 100% girl
Would you rather be the opposite gender?: yeee-no way
How tall are you?: uhhhh 5"3 I guess
Are you happy with your height?: meh.
How much do you weigh?: Average?
Are you happy with your weight?: ovo yerps
What color are your eyes?: brown
What's the natural color of your hair?: brown
Do your dye your hair?: nope
What's your body type? (i.e.: triangle, rounded, diamond, etc.):I don’t know! Im a girl ~I have girl parts!
Do you know your blood type? If so what is it?:idk
Are you happy with your appearance?: I have a good appearance, I guess?
What is your sexuality?: straight

~What's your favorite...~
Food: candy, sweets, chocolate, annddddd my carnivore side WANTS MEAT
Drink: choco milk. Coke, vanilla coke. Pop.
Color: I like pastel colours, and blood red. And white, but that’s not really a colour.
Animal: Bunny or kitty or wolf or puppy
Book: I like dystopia/ sci-fi/fantasy novels. Like inkheart series and Harry potter! :D
Magazine: _ i don even touch those things, well sometimes i flip through random ones
Newspaper: these things bore me to death O_O literally
Website: youtube, mangareader, gaia, deviantart, fanffiction.
Pen: ...anything thats black ink?
Movie: ummmm, OH! SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD!!!!!! IT PWNS !
Holiday: Christmas! I love it!
Myth: unicorns BD
Childhood story: being a harry potter fanatic and being a daydreamer. Still am.
Weather: Just before sunset, its beautiful.
Eye color: hazel, and light green
Music player: youtube, or grooveshark 8D
Flower: peach rose.
Sport: badminton
Vacation spot: Florida
Ocean: idk
Shampoo:some products for my frizzy hair..
Deodorant: Nivea?
Computer/Laptop:DELL! WINDOW 7
Store: I love the food store. It gives me food.
Clothing brand: if i like it i like it, so i dun care bout the brand (and so long as its comfortable)
Shoe: they’re grey. With salmon laces.

~This or That~
Pepsi or Coke?: VANILLA COKE FTW!
Water or Tea?: tea
Braces or Retainer?: the clear retainer
Bed or Couch?: whichever s comfy?
Past or Future?: another dimension BD
Woods or City?: woods
School or Work (as in job)?: school
Sun or Moon?: moon
Fire or Water?: water
TV or Computer?: computer. You can watch tv on it! :D
Shower or Bath?: shower
Unusual or Normal?: unusual (cause i am BD)
Predictable or Unpredictable?: unpredictable
Explainable or Unexplainable?: unexplainable
Honesty or Deceit?: i likes honest
Together or Alone?: depends, sometimes i like alone sometimes i want someone there with me
Sunny or Rainy?: sunny
Cats or Dogs?: idk, they’re both kawaiii. Especially kitties and puppies :D
Reptiles or Birds?: bird
Poltergeists or Demons?: poltergeists
Eating or Starvation?: eating
Summer or Winter?: summer, and winter BEFORE CHRISTMAS! After is just stupid, no magic in it WHATSOEVER!
Night-Owl or Early-Bird?: night-owl
Peace or War?: peace
God or Satan?: god FTW
Life or Death?: Life, and maybe my dreamworld in an afterlife :D

~First Thing To Come To Your Mind...~
Blood: GAARA! Nightmare: space =.=
Clown: Krusty the clown
Squirrel: grey squirrel
Great: water balloon.
Royal: princess
Fangs: cool vampires. Not twilight. Ughh. I hate twilight.
Inside:alone.
Outside: kawaii
Voices: spirits
Darkness: alone
Light: cardcaptor saukara and angels
Snake:rattlesnake
Bed:sleep!
Ocean: mermaids
Family: are weird. O_o
Myths: greek
Demons: SATAN
Angels: idk
Love: soulmate
Hate:WWIII
God: is legit.
Satan: evil guy. Imagine orochimaru in a devil costume! xD
Nothing: doughnut

~The What's, Who's, When's and Why~
What's your earliest childhood memory?: blaming the cat for my mistakes
What's your worst childhood memory (that can be shared)?:getting bullied.. what a bitch.
What's your new years revolution for this year?: isn’t it resolution? Uhh correcting errors in my math textbook :D FUNNN
What's your current pet(s) name(s)?: polly. SOOO original, right?
What's your relationship status currently?: single until im in university according to my father
What's your current health (unhealthy or healthy?)?: health..y.
What's your current mood?: meh.
What's the nearest book to you?: my math textbook
What's the color of your nails/toenails?: fairy dust pink
What's the time where you're at?: 6:59 PM
What's the one thing you'd DIE before doing?: find my soulmate
What's the name of the person you love?: …its this guy..
What's the name of the person you hate?: its this girl..

What's the subject in school/college that you just hate(d)?: English.
Who's the bestest friend what you wouldn't trade for the world?: A person.
Who's "that" friend who has a heart of gold?: Same person as above.
Who's the person who you love but doesn't love like that back?: idk if he doesn’t like me
Who's the person you would never hurt?: anyone close
Who's the person you'd confess anything to?:my bestest friend
Who's the last person you argued with?: my mathtextbook.. it’s still wrong..
Who's the last person to say 'I love you' to you?: my friend, and my mom
Who's the last person you said 'I love you' to?: my friends
Who's the last person to hug you (through the internet & in person)?: my friends
Who's the last person you punched?: my friend
Who's the last person to help you out with something?: my dad.
Who's the last person you called on the phone?: my mom. We text. Ya we’re cool like that.
Who's the last person you saw?: my family
Who's the last person you talked to?: my bro
When was the last time you just stopped and were happy for what you have?: idk, i have random days when that happen
When was the last time you hit something to take all the frustration out?: a ouple days ago? WOOHT
When was the last time you wrote your feelings down?: A couple hours ago
When was the last time you spent quality time with your family?: just a yesterday ago.. :P
When was the last time you did something for somebody without asking anything in return?: all the time
When was the last time you thought outside of the box?: the math textbook never quits!|
When was the last time you believed in yourself?: always.
When was the last time you confessed something to somebody?: kekekekeke, that’s why I have a journal, and THEN I give it to my 50 closest friends… I mean 1.
When was the last time you felt remorse?: yesterday
When was the last time you felt pure joy?: everytime i look into a clear/sunset/night sky or talk to my crush ovo
When was the last time you smiled and really meant it?: all the time
When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep?:when I was sad. I cried. Because I was sad.
When was the last time you stood up for what you believe in?: all the time
When was the last time you stood up for someone who was hurt?: i try,
Why did you do this quiz?: i was bored

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (On occasion)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 6 (o.O WOW... THATS... AKWARD)

If you can read this, congrats! You have a functional mind!

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

NARUTO COUPLES/FANFICS THAT I... (Not in order)

LOVE

GaaraxOc

NarutoxHinata

ItachixOc

PeinxKonan

GaaraxME!

ShikaxTemari

TentenxNeji

SakuraxSasuke

TOLORATE

SasukexNaruto

KakashixIruka

HATE

GaaraxMutsuri(Sp?) (I use to like her but then she turned all fanngirly now I hate her)

CAN'T STAND

NarutoxSakura

KabutoXOreo (Orochimaru)

Yaoi

If your a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should be nicknamed ' Chicken Butt Hair Dude' copy this into your profile

If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 laughing their butts off at the others!

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profileok the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music.
If you're part of the 2 that stayed with rock & techno, put this in your profile

98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that are., copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile

98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever randomly broke out in a dance and didn't care who was watching, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile

If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile

If you'v been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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My Demons by CrimsonAdri reviews
She kept him sane. She calmed his blood lust and relaxed him. She'd been there in the beginning and promised to stay forever. Even when he pushed her away she kept their promise. /Short Sum I know. Title (and fic) based off "My Demons" by Starset. Gaara/OC (Rating T just in case. Writing this as I go. Mostly K rated though)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,764 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Gaara, OC] Yashamaru
Girl's Got Game by Paper.Bullets reviews
Konoha's All Boys School has a new student: Me. This would all be fine & dandy... except I'm actually a girl from an All-Girls School! But pretending to be a boy can't be all that hard! I can burp, be disgusting, & sit with my legs open! It can't be THAT hard... right? [Naruto AU] [DISCONTINUED - CURRENTLY POSTING LAST FEW CHAPTERS & WRAP-UP END NOTE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/17/2018 - Published: 2/24/2009 - [Shikamaru N., Gaara, OC]
Destiny of the Cursed by KatanaSabaku reviews
"Hatake Katana", she told him, not a trace of fear in her voice or eyes. Gaara stared at her, she stared back. Their eyes met, seafoam to grey and both had the same thought. 'Interesting...'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 295,411 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Gaara
Keep Calm by Fantasia Lah'Queen reviews
(Gaara x Reader) In attempts to help a red-headed man from getting robbed, (Name) becomes enveloped in a major problem. The man she saves develops amnesia and is convinced that (Name) is his wife. For some strange reason that she can't explain, she finds herself going along with the whole thing and can't bring herself to tell him the truth. Can she keep calm?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 7/20/2016 - [Gaara, OC] [Ino Y., Sai]
Underneath It All by On the write lines reviews
Yasu Katashi is a jonin candidate with a research paper to write in Sunagakure. Things have never been easy for the kunoichi especially regarding her friendship with a certain red haired Kazekage! As they grow closer and happiness seems just in reach, it appears that Gaara has been promised to another! What will Lady Leaf do now?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 170,044 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Gaara, OC, Kankuro, Temari - Complete
To Save a Soul by HarleyChase reviews
It's left to speculation exactly how Sabaku no Gaara became Kazekage. In a village that despised him, how did Shukaku's jinchuriki come to lead Sunagakure? What was working from the shadows, or to be more precise whom? The story of a comrade that has done nothing but wander her entire life unfolds and Gaara realizes that Uzumaki Naruto is not the only one capable of compassion. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 106,526 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 1/31/2013 - [OC, Gaara]
Ordinary by Sayuri-hime reviews
In which not being a ninja was actually a good thing. GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Gaara, OC
Between Love and Everything Else by Pikapixie The Demigod reviews
Mitsuwa Fumiko was a strange child. She was an artist who loved the desert, a pacifist who learned to fight, and the always ridiculously happy best friend of the stoic Kazekage. But at least she had time to fall in love... sequel to Timeline of Forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,387 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Gaara, OC] - Complete
High School for Ninjas by mksfroogle reviews
Mika is a freshman in high school with her two best friends, Sasuke and Sakura. Life is alright until she makes a certain horrible mistake. What if she pisses off the most dangerous boy in school enough for her to be his new victim? Will Mika make it through or will Gaara just make her life a living hell? I don't own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does. Fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,454 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
A Desert Flower by lhflowers2 reviews
He was a Demon, cruel and uncaring. She was a flower, sweet and gentle. How do their paths cross time and time again? GaaraxOC Was a reader insert for Luna and FF, but I changed it to and OC so I could put it on here.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 40,560 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Gaara, OC
Wild One by Gaaras1Girl reviews
I'd known all along the path my life must take. Content to merely be an observer of our fantastical world, believing my place in life was unchangeable, and not ever wishing it were otherwise. But sometimes fate has something bigger in mind, because the smallest of events can change ones life when the smallest of words has already destroyed it. And sometimes, wild hearts are broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,501 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Gaara, OC] Kankuro
Mute by ChibiYuuki reviews
how can two people fall for one girl that doesn't even talk, more like because she can't talk. Desperate they try to find the criminal that caused the lost of her voice, yet she cant help but fall for both of the 2 boys. Rated T for Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Gaara, Sai
An Interesting Read by ai12love reviews
She never did make good first impressions, but as the year goes on, he finds that the interesting turn of events that bound them together. Gaaraxoc (This is an old story and not at all reflective of my current writing style. However, I can't bear to part with my first Naruto fic. Just goes show that practice makes perfect.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,789 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Gaara
The Obsession by Desert.Moon reviews
Takara grew up hearing tales of "the child-monster," who ate small, badly behaving children. The day she turned six, she discovered that the child-monster was actually a child: Gaara. Now, an unhealthy obsession has been born...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 203,331 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
White Ivy by sastars429 reviews
A depressed and confused child is put into Wammy's House and given a new name to go by, Silver Smith. She knows Kira's secrets and she knows how to stop him, but will she do the right thing? NearxOC MelloXOC MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,133 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Konoha High: Trust me A Gaara love story by gaarasgirl389 reviews
Find out as some of the Naruto gang meet Umi, who goes to the same school and try to make friends with her. But Umi's past has scarred her deeply and she finds it hard to trust others. Could Gaara be the one to change her? RxR! GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,457 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
Gaara aka PandaChan! by skittlez907 reviews
Gaara finds a friend in a goofy girl who's childish...and his best friend.He can't be in love with her...can he? With a witchy rival who has a penchant for Gaara,Chi's love of pandas,and overprotective konoha girls,anything's possible.GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Her Pain Hurts Me The Most by Deathcomessoon reviews
For six years Gaara watched this maddeningly amazing girl smile. He had yet to find out why her smile is false. One-shot GaaraxOc Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Gaara - Complete
The Terrifying Job by Purple-Rose-Ninja reviews
Fifteen year old Soru gets a job for one month at an October carnival as a tour guide for the "House of Spook". But at night, one of the wax dummies comes alive...and he's a vampire. What is she to do? AU. GaaraxOC Please look at the author's notes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,018 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Gaara
Iris and Crimson by ReiraKurenai reviews
Princess Ayame is forced to marry the Kazekage for the alliance between her country and Suna. But the two doesn't get along as the King has hoped. Will Ayame ever learn to love the Kazekage? Or will someone else interfere?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - [Gaara, OC] - Complete
What Brings Us All Together by XxXLiliumAngelXxX reviews
Music brings ppl together. When Gaara's band of Vampires goes against Sasuke's cousin, Noriko and her girls, love blooms. Can it survive crazy managers, bloodlust, and violent tempers? GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Gaara
Gates to Equinox by Micromyni reviews
Yukari, a thief with no past, is betrayed by her comrades and sent on a wild journey across the 5 Shinobi nations with only her wits. Stowing away on a hijacked trading ship, she ends up in Suna weak and injured...and in the custody of the Kazekage. AR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Gaara
Love Me Hate Me, Kiss Me Kill Me by haipa-chan reviews
Amai is trying to solve the mystery of her existence, Gaara is her way in. No matter how much she wants to kill him, she can't. She may not want to anymore. GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,430 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Gaara
The Devil in the Pale Moonlight by WickedScientist reviews
One has only known misery and suffering the other is always happy and loving. One is known as a monster the other is loved by her village. One wants to forget everything the other will always remember How can two people so different be so similar? GaaraOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,763 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Gaara - Complete
What's in a Name? by Tsukiko Elric reviews
As a child, Gaara met a young girl named Amaya Suzuhana. She changed him that day and continued to affect his life as they grew up together. GaaxOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Just Testing You by Gaara's Desert Rose-Hasame reviews
To those who love is known, the world is beautiful. But unto those in which it is alien and unknown, they have much to learn. Gaara X OC rated T for later language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,763 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Gaara - Complete
A Helping Hand by sweet.outcast reviews
GaaxOC Gaara has always been hated, but when he moves with his siblings and starts at a new highschool, would things change? Please read and Review! Rated T for some language, cussing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,778 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Gaara - Complete
SecretKeeper by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,288 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Mute by jellicleknight reviews
Gaara's a creepy quietish boy. He meets a girl that seems to be afraid of her own shadow. What happens if she has a demon that Shukaku knows and they're at a boarding school? GaaOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,521 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Bleeding in the Sand by BloodOb reviews
A Gaara love story. YES GAARA! The evil demon guy. Look if you want to see Gaara finally happy. This is the story. Promise it's good! Also. HinataNaruto No boy on boy action sorry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,339 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Gaara - Complete
Return of Forgotten Memories reviews
Niko-chan starts a new high school full of secrets,love, and adventure. She has to track down her past, and also find her prince. As long as her friends are by her side, nothing bad would happen. Right? AU GaaraxOC,HinataxOC, and obvious pairings. NO YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011