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Joined 05-03-03, id: 379672, Profile Updated: 01-16-08

Hello! I'm Lola. You can call me Lola or Lo or Cherry. Or Bob if it makes you happy. I'm not fussy.

I live in Canada. I'm not a lumberjack or a furtrader. I don't live in an igloo or own a dogsled. I have a prime minister, not a president. I speak English and some French, not American. I do not end my every sentence with the word 'eh?'. My money is multi-coloured and that makes sense to me. Yes, I spell colour with a 'u'. I pronounce 'z' as 'zed', not 'zee'. I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; diversity, not assimilation and that the beaver is a proud and noble animal.

I am in my second year of university and am currently majoring in Linguistics and Applied Languages. My roommate and I just bought our own house in the city where we go to school. Meaning of course, that I will be turning to selling my blood and plasma on eBay in order to afford groceries in the coming months.

I enjoy reading, writing, drawing, analyzing language and dialect, rambling adventures to the supermarket, and all forms of singing, dancing, drawing and sleeping. I have an unhealthy affinity for loud music, British comedians and foreign candy.

My negative traits include having the work ethic of a wet towel, a complete lack of this thing called 'tact', a tendency to rush into things without thinking (like oncoming traffic), an indecent love for all things kitsch, the ability to hold entire conversations without ever waking up, an affinity for ridiculously bright colours and made up words, and having an ego about the size of the sun. Also, like the English language, I cheat at scrabble. I do not, however, lurk in dark alleys beating up other languages for spare vocabulary.

My positive traits include the fact that I am amazing, and often seen being so in public.

For the record: Humility is for people who don't rock.

Feel free to chat me up. If you have a problem/question/comment regarding me, my work, the Beta reading I do for Yaoifan01's Hitman, or a review I may have left you, feel free to email me. I love talking music and psycho-analysing fictional characters. I am critical and believe that if you are going to publish something it should be worth publishing; so yes, I am a grammar nazi and I will delete any messages I recieve that look like they're written by a monkey. Call me a bitch if you want, I think I'm a pretty reasonable person.

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Three Blind Mice by smokingace reviews
Lavi, Allen, and Kanda get lost in the desert. Watch them try to find their way out. They'll never know what hit them.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Beauty: Ten Things About Yumichika by schweinsty reviews
Ten things you didn't know about Yumichika. Light YumichikaIkakku. Rated for language and mentions of sex.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Tea With Aizen by Giru reviews
Or The Diary of Ulquiorra Schiffer
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Ulquiorra, S. Aizen - Complete
Modicums of Control by Shini-Kender reviews
Grimmjow finds Ulquiorra after training to have a little discussion about control. Heavy GrimmUlqui with minor spoilers for the arrancar arc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Markings of Power by Shini-Kender reviews
While stripping Grimmjow of his rank, Ulquiorra lets him know his place, under him in more than one way. UlquiGrimm
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
From Comfort to Supernova by Shini-Kender reviews
A series of sentences based on my 1sentence claim on the pairing Grimmjow JaggerjackUlquiorra. Spoilers scattered all over the arrancar arc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Ghosts by 0110111001101111 reviews
This is biology. AizenUlquiorra
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Ulquiorra, S. Aizen - Complete
Monogamous BFF by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 secrets and stories just between Ikkaku and Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Tunnel Vision by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Hanging by My Coat tails by educatingretard reviews
Akatsuki look a little different:Lord Itachi has drinking issues,The Honourable Deidara is an up and coming artist in the 1800s, and desperately in need of someone to accept his rather radical artbang ideas...But will Lord Sasori agree to be his patron?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Deidara
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
It's Not My Fault! by TypoNumber5 reviews
Itachi tells us what really happened that fateful night... [a rather silly oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Snapdragon in a Field of Daisies by Phantom Sunstorm reviews
Schuldig finds out his relationship with Crawford isn't what its cracked up to be. It's actually pretty abusive.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,033 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Schuldig, B. Crawford
Tea Before War by Gigabomb reviews
Kisame, Hinata. Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
A Thing or Two by bethos reviews
Tyr and Harper share a bed; Harper thinks this is kinda strange, but fun. Slashfic set S1.
Andromeda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2005
Blind Eyes by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Canon, after the time jump. Itachi can no longer see, but Kisame still feels as if someone is watching.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Wishing by Night by ArieSemir reviews
A short TyrBeka vignette, Tyr's PoV. Tyr doesn't waste time on mighthavebeens, but not even he can control his dreams.
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
Rifferella by Elf Asato reviews
A nice little fairytale AU of Cinderella ;) incomplete
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003
The sound of Guilt by Hitokiri Chiburi reviews
Schuldig sees Aya for the first time and knows that he has to own him. He starts writing letters to him.... will he get his toy or not? Raited R after the 5th Chappie! Please R&R Contains YAOI - Don't like, don't read!
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,637 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Schuldig, Aya/Ran F.
The Hikari Strikes Back by Fate VII reviews
Ryou finally acts on advice about what to do with his yami...Jou's advice. He's not -evil- now, you see, just a different part of the whole. And he's killing Bakura by doing it. [finished]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,068 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003
Peaches by Elf Asato reviews
Riff has to deal with many things in life, including a sleepless master who has peach nightmares...
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete