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Joined 09-19-10, id: 2544176, Profile Updated: 05-16-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

My name is Langston. I am sixteen and i am a teenage mom. The sorting hat says that I belong to the house of Slytherin and I am proud of that fact. I truly believe that books like any of the Harry Potter books or Twilight or Percy Jackson books had to come from somewhere but where we don't know. I think the authors do. I think that there really is a world with witches, wizards, vampires, half-bloods, mermaids, all live together. Okay i officially feel like I'm adopted out of the Lovegood family now and I'm going to scare y'all therefore we are moving on.

I'm a person who is always labeled as something. I always have a steryotype provided by some bitch that doesn't even know me so i have a list of many things below and anything that is bold is true about me. If you are tired of being labeled or having a steryotype given to you copy and paste this and bold what is true about you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Illegitimate by guiltyxpleasures reviews
And so she lie in her bed on an already too warm Sunday morning, thinking about how much she despised herself. Thinking about the very fact you simply could not begin a successful relationship on a lie. It was like a foundation of sand, and she knew that eventually it would crumble in beneath her. F/Hr and R/Hr; post-war fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,981 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G., Fred W.
The Hamptons (Completed - Sequel will be uploaded soon) by MikaylaTalpes reviews
Hardworking Clare Edawrds lives in Beverly Hills with her rich family and loaded bff Ali. When they go to the Hamptons for fashion week, will she fall in love with the clothes, spa or a boy? read to find out. Its better than it sounds
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,829 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Her Wonderful Disaster by The Weasley Way reviews
George/Hermione pairing. all this for a stupid drunken one night stand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,254 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hermione G., George W.
100 Ways to get Detention at Hogwarts by twistedartist reviews
A Dramione fic, constructed of snippet sized chapters. Rated M for later chapters. Some characters are OOC, this is A/U, and EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 38,712 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
Love is damn painful by t1lly1998 reviews
The final war at Hogwarts has just ended and Hermione Granger was not moving. Fred Weasley finds a way to go into her unconsciousness delirious dreames and tries to free her from the evil clutches of her very worst nightmares of her childhood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,807 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W.
A Very Glee Musical by Stroppy Poppy reviews
"We are doing another musical week!" Mr Schue announed. Rachel kept muttering Evita in time with Kurt muttering Wicked. But what was written on the board made Kurt and Blaine squeal with joy. 'AVPM' Blaine attending Mckinley and Karofsky hating Potter
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,771 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ties that Bind by Falafel Waffel reviews
Life always seems to have a way of testing the ties that bind... AU Follows Katniss and Peeta as they mend their lives and start their relationship, and the challenges they face from new foe's and life in general.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,990 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
False Past, New Present and Future by hpfan1234567 reviews
When Hermione Granger suddenly finds out she is really Hermione Zabini, not only does her life change, but her view on certain people as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,687 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby On The Way by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
Future!Klaine Kurt gets nauseatingly sick on the way to Ohio for his parents anniversary. Blaine gets concerned and gets him to the hospital when they land. But what they learn, was not expected. MPreg, don't read if not liked. R&R! Rated for safety!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,075 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Guess He Gave You Things, I Didn't Give To You by static-harmony reviews
"I didn't mean to." - "You didn't mean to? You didn't mean to break up with me, and not talk to me for two years, and then show up at my door asking me to be your best man at your wedding? Your wedding Blaine!"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,451 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Magickal Handcuffs by x ForgetMeNot reviews
How can a pair of magical handcuffs bring two enemies together? Dramione WARNING: VERY OUT OF CHARACTER! BACK AFTER A SIX YEAR LONG HAITIUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Beauty and the Beast, Klaine style by joycie89 reviews
as the title says ; slightly based on the Disney movie but set at McKinley. AU mostly Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blue Monday by attica reviews
"I can't stand you, Granger. Every second I'm with you is like pure, agonizing torture. But I have to save you. Do you understand?" Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,687 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unconventional Love by CyraAideen reviews
Hermione doesn't become friends with Harry and Ron, she becomes Friends with the twins. but how will this effect the future? will Voldemort still be defeated?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Weasley Rule Number 1 by 93 Diagon Alley reviews
What if George and Hermione became friends from the get-go? Follow along as their friendship unfolds throughout their Hogwarts career. Rating increased to M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,856 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Hermione G., George W.] Fred W.
Inside The Devil's Lair by PurpleHex160 reviews
When Harry dies at the battle of hogwarts, the Order is close to giving up. Desperately, Hermione is sent undercover to Malfoy Manor, but can she stand Draco long enough to achieve anything? Post war and alternative ending for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,245 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Nothing Will Be the Same reviews
So I wasn't going to write this,and I told myself this over and over and over, but I finally gave into my brain and put this out there.I don't know if it's any good, nor do I know if I'll continue it,but I do want your feedback on this FredxGeorge love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Fred W., George W.
losT reviews
*Post DH Dumbledore & Fred Weasley are still alive * Summarry inside. PREVIOUSLY CALLED Love or Revenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I'll Follow You Forever reviews
I hit rock bottom and was picked up by someone I never expected. Fred Weasley. But now I feel beyond stuck with my life and I want to go live in New York, but I can't leave Fred. But after a big blow out with him, should I stay or should I go?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete