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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

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Woman: But would you stay there?

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Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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STARS by LusciousNesha reviews
A group of advanced extraterrestrials have been kept prisoner for the entire course of their lives, being studied and experimented on by humans, after their peculiar landing on Earth several years ago. Dr. Sam Evans, the scientist in charge of the Scientific Tasks and Resarch System has been working diligently for years with a particular group, and he has a secret...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,191 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
Everything's Coming Up Dasey by feed-fat-tommy reviews
Long, slow burn Dasey. Updates frequently. What happens the summer after graduation? What happens in University? When will Derek and Casey admit they are destined to be together? Lots of drama, lots of Dasey. Sensitive themes. Everything is canon except the Life With Derek movie. May be rated M in the future.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,621 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Derek V., Casey M., Emily, Sam
Code Blue by SEZCPL reviews
Called to investigate a homicide, Derek is horrified to discover his professional and personal lives have collided. Who is the mysterious victim? Why does she have Casey's pic on her dead body? Casey's memory from that period in her life is gone. What happened five years ago and why is it important to Derek that Casey remembers? (Not a sequel but you may recognise my chars).
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,896 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 8/28/2018
Fate with Derek by stompfortherain reviews
Derek and Casey get Soul Bonded after school on Derek's seventeenth birthday. It's a natural occurrence that happens to about 30% of the population. But what's very rare is having three Soul Bond marks, instead of one or two. Casey and Derek deal with being Bonded and realize that fate might have actually known what it was doing.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,483 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Louisiana Luck by AlliPaige reviews
In the Louisiana bayou, Chad and his family hunt alligators for consumers, and it's a rewarding business! But when the owner's spoiled niece is sent from Los Angeles to the bayou as a punishment, Chad has to teach her not only how to work, but the meaning of working for what you want. Wants can change, wants can grow. The question is: What do they want? Rated M for themes and lang.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,349 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
The Guardian by The Brain of Ivane reviews
The more lives the Uniter loses, the stronger the Guardian gets. Ch17: It was a new prophecy, brought about by the reality that the Uniter and her Guardian had chosen to make their own. COMPLETE!
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,985 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
iCamp, Legends and Vampires by xxiCarlyFanxx reviews
When Freddie goes camping and he's attacked by something he didn't even know that existed, his life will never be the same. Will he be able to live like he was used to? How will his feelings for a certain blonde girl make it harder for him? SEDDIE! :D
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,952 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Clandestine Bluebird by w0nd3r-R23 reviews
Casey's secret life is becoming too much to handle, especially when the safety of her family's lives are at risk. Will Derek find out her secret...? Will she be able to save her family and possibly the world...? Read and find out.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 145,059 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Catch me if you can by missmoontail reviews
Its six years later and things have definitely changed. (SMUT & MURDER WARNING)
Twisted - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Danny D., Jo M., Lacey P., Karen D.
The Surrogate by carrotcake11 reviews
Set in a Dystopian canon era; King Arthur and his wife are unable to bear an heir to the throne. In a time where fertility is rare and surrogacy is the norm. Guinevere's life is sent spinning once she is asked to act as King Arthur's surrogate. AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,845 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
A World Without You by BellaDeSang reviews
Future/AU. What happens when a Princess doesn't want her title anymore? Instead she seeks adventure and excitement away from her boring life. She doesn't want to marry a stranger, she just wants to be herself. A mysterious fighter is assigned to protect her and keep her safe. Will she let him do his job or will they forever be bumping heads?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,632 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Mercedes J., Sam E., Finn H.
My Brother's Bestfriend by KtFanatic reviews
"So, if its evens, you like her. If its odds you don't." "So were putting my love life on a pair of dice?" Channy Flick. Chad's best friends with Sonny's older brother Brian. Just...Just read it.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,929 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
iPayback by Mikradios reviews
My first fanfic! Freddie Benson, the bottom of the food chain, the man behind the scenes and always severely unappreciated. Then something snaps, he runs away, and plans his revenge on his tormentors, namely EVERYONE. How would he do so? Read and find out
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,251 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Parents Really Shouldn't Date by person226 reviews
Sam's mom has a boyfriend with a son and Freddie's dad has a girlfriend with a daughter. The boyfriend of Sam's mom happens to have the same name as Freddie's dad and the girlfriend of Freddie's dad has the same name as Sam's mom. Coincidence? Seddie :
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,286 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Rise of the Ghost King by mon-ra reviews
Danny is named hero after the events of PP. However his actions were part of an evil prophecy that could spell doom for both the human world and the ghost zone.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 148,568 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 12/1/2009 - [Danny F., Valerie G.] - Complete
What Makes A Family by Olamach reviews
James and Katie were taken almost two years ago, then they return.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - James, Katie K.
iGet Caught by birdscanfly reviews
Freddie hackes the FBI out of boredom and they offer him a job. He meets a certain someone there and he changes his view on Sam. Seddie. Rated T for violence
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Look Who's Talking! by chicgeekitten reviews
Mercedes Jones is having a baby! Alone. Her life has been all sorts of crazy and after meeting Sam Evans, it only gets crazier. Based on the movie "Look who's Talking"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sam E., Mercedes J.
Wiped out by liveonpurpose reviews
Zane gets in a biking accident and loses his memory. Unable to remember the last few years, Rikki tries to help him regain his memory. But will he be the same? Will he keep her secret? Set after season 3
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,306 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Zane B., Rikki C. - Complete
Puckett Reunion by TickleWaves reviews
Sam brings Freddie to her family reunion. Seddie! Sorry suck at summaries. Read and review!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Phantom Flu by Kixen reviews
Made in response from a challenge from Kitty Ghost. Danny Phantom catches the flu but only it a flu only ghosts can get. No he is a tick time bomb. Will Danny get better, or will he die from the flu and why is Ember helping him? Rated T.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,220 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Danny F., Ember - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen's vs Anderson's by XxViolentEndsxX reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Emmett submitts the family to Wife Swap. How will the new mom react to being in a house full of vampires will she survive. Or will they slowly bring her to the breaking point. How will the cullens be without Esme. No Jacob imprint.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
Time in the Heart by Wilona Riva reviews
The little blue man peered over the edge of the dumpster. How could someone just throw away life? Good thing he liked boxes.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 23,534 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Danny F., Ember - Complete
The Runaway Princess by susan friedman reviews
What if Rapunzel was never kidnapped by Gothel and had grown up as a Princess. Will she still meet Flynn Rider and have her adventures with him. Final chapter up now. Story complete. Thanks for your reviews.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,016 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Time To Question iCarly by seddielovesham reviews
Questions for iCarly. Ask Questions!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,231 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Bring Me Down with Dead Flowers by Sharkie91 reviews
Casey remembers all that happened her last summer with her family before going off to college when the Venturi-McDonald clan go camping. Based off the song Bring Me Down and Dead Flowers both by Miranda Lambert. Please R&R!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Casey M., Derek V.
Sikowitz Gets a Date by Songbird341 reviews
Sikowitz seems lonely, so the gang decides to get him a date at the Red Crawfish, conveniently at the same time Beck and Jade are on a date, too. They had no idea how bad the date could get, and the surprising identity of his date.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sikowitz - Complete
iOMF by Geekquality reviews
iOh My Fudge. The whole episode of iOMG in Brad's POV, with some extra scenes and fudgey goodness! Seddie! R&R
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,837 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Put Away the Harley, Your Tutor's Here by AlliPaige reviews
Sonny moves to California, and she soon learns she HAS to adjust. Always having a servant's heart, Sonny signs up to help tutor - but when she gets paired with a potentially dangerous biker, her life takes a turn toward the chaotic and dangerous. Rated M for suggestive themes and language.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,574 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Hello, I'm still here! by PurpleJerk reviews
Seeing them fight and argue is my daily routine. But hear them discuss how strawberry lipgloss with fat cakes tastes? And find them making out on my couch nearly every day? HELLO, I'M STILL HERE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,794 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iCan't be Stopped by DiamondsAren'tForever reviews
Freddie is holding a number of secrets. Starting with that he's in a band, ending with he's in love with Sam Puckett, and a lot in between. What happens when Carly and Sam find out these secrets? How will they react? Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Fangs of a mermaid by H2Ojustaddwatertales reviews
Rikki is cut off from Zane. He refuses to have any contact with her, but why? When Cleo goes missing, it's up to Rikki and Lewis to discover why. But Zane has a secret and soon it will be too late for Rikki...the temptation is all too much...
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,566 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Rikki C., Zane B.
iDon't Know Why It Happens by Ireland23 reviews
Cuddling? Since when did Sam let people touch her? And since when was Freddie brave enough to poke an angry bear? Chapter Five uploaded!*warning- Assertive Freddie has entered the building!*
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The Final Legacy by SEZCPL reviews
Pt 3 of the "Legacy" Series. It's been a roller-coaster of a life so far and Derek has reached the top of the big dipper loop. Hold on to your stomach it's all downhill from here!
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,085 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Another Legacy by SEZCPL reviews
Sequel . Papillion is dead;Derek most definitely isn't. Something new has begun but neither Casey nor Derek is sure what. Meanwhile, there are patients to heal, criminals to catch & a family still completely in the dark. Confused? Read The Legacy first.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,219 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
When Emmett Gets Bored by TwoCamelsInATinyCar reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED! I deleted this off of my old profile and am continuing it on this one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Emmett - Complete
List Of How To Irritate Everyone, Written by Seth by IHateCakesWithPinkFrosting reviews
This is a bunch of lists of how to irritate Everyone from Twilight! Beggining with Paul and Jacob. Lots of Seth madness and people wanting to kill him and Emmett. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Very funny! Mwaz! First story, please I need your review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,362 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Seth, Emmett
iWill Protect You by RAMonster reviews
Senior year for the iCarly Gang; Please R&R this is my first fan-fic. Seddie slight Cibby Fluff. Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own iCarly, or much else, so don't sue me.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Our Dirty Little Secret by fragmentalis reviews
Harper holds a secret desire to be accepted by society. Getting drunk and pregnant by her best friend's 16-year-old brother may have hindered that goal. Marper from Harper's POV.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,291 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harper, Max R.
The Legacy by SEZCPL reviews
Death is a new beginning. Casey is struggling to come to terms with the death of her step-brother. Trust me it's a typical SEZCPL Dasey!
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,992 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Quiet Scream by Evil Beware We Have Waffles reviews
He's there. Then he's not. Am I going insane? Is life torturing me? The only thing I know, is that I'm afraid to admit I might be crazy. Because if I'm crazy. They'll take him away. Agnsty Seddie. I do not own iCarly.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,424 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iSee a Therapist by RabbittyBabbitty reviews
Freddie's mom sends him to a therapist because he's been acting "angsty". By not wanting to take tick baths, or even put on cloud block! His therapist doesn't think so, but since she's his therapist, she knows everything about him now. SEDDIE multichaper
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,640 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
My Heart's Treasure by totallyseddie reviews
Samantha Puckett-but call her sam if you value life- is the daugher of argentinas president during 1846, while she trveld to america, she was mistaken as an criminal, caputerd, and sold to one of the most richest families in Goregia, America. The Bensons.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Emmett's Journal by BleedingFlames reviews
Let's take a peek inside the mind of the lovable Emmett Cullen!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Emmett - Complete
iJoin The Front Lines by PsychoticAppleSauce reviews
When twenty-four year old Sam joins the Army, she is one of 15 special soldiers sent to the front lines. What happens when she is teamed up with an old friend? *Seddie* T- for violence
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete