![]() Author has written 7 stories for Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Doctor Who, and Homestuck. PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS TOPH557 Guten Tag!!!!! I am a writer! I write Invader Zim, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and some others are floating around in this little head of mine.. Here's my bio! Name: Toph, Kiki, Kiana Gender: The opposite of a male Favorite Shows: Avatar: The last Airbender, Invader Zim, Scooby Doo (old and new), A.N.T Farm, Good Luck Charlie, Doctor Who. Favorite Manga: Kekeashi (i hope i spelled that right) Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Quilting, Knitting, Facebook, Swimming, Watching T.V, Trying to find Area 52, Vlogging. Favorite Bands: Evanesence, My Chemical Romance, Poison, Thriving Ivory, Indica, Chameleon Circuit. Favorite Movies: Despicable Me, Toy Story (1, 2, & 3), Alice in Wonderland,The Last Airbender, Hey Arnold: The Movie, Suckerpunch, Avatar, Grown Ups. Favorite Pairings: Taang (Avatar: The last Airbender), Gaz+Zim (Invader Zim. I don't know he weird name), Zutara (Avatar: The last Airbender). Appearance: Dirty blonde hair cropped in layers, blue-green eyes, translucent blue-ish hipster glasses, (yes their perscription. NOT fake.) Eyepatch (i bought it at walmart.) Awesome Zim Quiz! Q: If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be? Skool! Hehe. We can bomb Mrs. Bitters! Q: Which IZ Character would you date? Hmm.. DIB! He's so cute when he rants! Q: Which IZ character is your best friend? ZIM! I love Zim! He is so awesome! Q: Which IZ character do you hate? Mrs. Bitters! That She-devil earth-scum is nothing but a giant Hate-pig! Q: Your favorite IZ episode(s)? Tak: The hideous new girl, Parent teacher night, Gir goes crazy and stuff, Future Dib, Zim eats waffles. Q: Your favorite IZ character? Gir!! He's so SPAZZY! BACON SOAP!!!! Q: Favorite Almighty Tallest? Red! He's smarticle! Q: Zim walks up to you, what do you do? In Zim's world I would yell "ALIEN!" and then hug him. In the REAL world I would yell "ZIM! OH MY GOD YOUR REAL!" and hug him. Q: You just got 2 tickets to see a concert, who do you take with you? Gaz. She can party hard! Q: You accidentally got stranded on a desert island...who got stranded with you? Dib or Zim. Both have ships we can fly away with! Q: Zim has asked you to help repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question? Smile and say "I'm Dib's, spaceboy. Ask Gaz." Q: Favorite IZ pairing? Zim +Gaz. Their so cute together! Q: You and the Tallest are on the massive... This would be how it goes down. Me: *holding a gun the their faces* Give me your snacks and nobody gets hurt! M'kay? Tallests: Ok!!! *throws snacks at me* Me: Yay! Q: If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be? Flying around in Zims Voot crusier with Zim! Q: Favorite IZ quote: "But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!" Q: Favorite Zim moment? "I love you cold, unfeeling robot arm!" Q: Favorite Dib moment? "My heads not big!" Q: Favorite GIR moment? "Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!" Q: Favorite random moment? "Why was there Bacon in the soap?!" 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE, Sakura-The-Kitsune, TimIsaFunSucker, InvaderMads45321, Monochrome Masquerade, Toph557 I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Well, I'm a girl) I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek. I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay/lesbian. I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST believe in polygamy. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I love ROCK MUSIC so I MUST have a million piercings, tattoos, and get drunk every night. I'm NON-CONFORMIST so I MUST be emo. I'm TAN so I MUST be stuck-up and think I'm better than everyone else. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I'm not anti-social, I just don’t like huge crowds) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Well, I am pretty crazy!) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist My Boy's Side... You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is Torture. Sad movies suck You own/ed an X-Box Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used/am obsessed with power rangers You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Blue and Pink!) You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. Total:22 -My GIRL SIDE - You wear lip gloss/stick. You love skirts. Cats are better than dogs. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. (SOMETIMES!!!) You wear the color pink. (Some times, like when i also have BLUE) Go to your mom for advice. Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. (ORANGE!) You hate wearing the colour black. You like hanging out at the shopping centre. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewellery. Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. (NOTE THE WERE!) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can You like wearing body perfume. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like being the star of every thing. Total: 11 We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! Favorite Quotes:
MR. CANADA MAN! GIVE ME YOUR HAT!- My friend Hannah. |
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