Morta Lily
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Joined 02-21-10, id: 2263816, Profile Updated: 07-28-10

Hello! I'm Lily, or Morta, or whatever really.

Recently, I have been doing some digging around on Fanfiction, reading stories (some amazingly good, some astonishingly bad), joining forums and looking at other peoples forums. I have recently discovered the never-ending plight of a flamer.

May I just say, I have a lot of respect for you flamers. I mean that.

Some of the rubbish you have to deal with is extraordinary, I hope that when I do get round to publishing a story, I never become that rubbish.

Hahaa! I have been doing some more digging. All those people who send abuse to flamers, take a look at some of the stuff they have to deal with! Its ridiculous. For starters, they all seem to be the same, though in my opinion, they fall into two categories:

The wannabe Vampire ;)

Ah! These likkle vampires are sseveral years underage, mentally retarded, obsessed with Twilight so much they simply MUST write a fic about it, their favourite musical genre is 'Alternative, Rock, Heavy Metal...', and they hate bad grammar, often ranting about in on their profiles,despite the persistent use of it in their atrocious fics.

The Wannabe Japanese :)

Yup. They want to be a Japanese schoolgirl as they reckon they would 'look cute in a miniskirt'... fucktards. Indulge in your own culture. Their profiles consist of poor English muddled with Japanese. Their fics are also made up of this poop.

The actual writing piece itself is always a garbled mess of bad grammar, plotholes and idealistic rubbish. I dunno, some of you kids might be into that junk.

How anyone could defend that shit from a flamer is beyond me.

I sound like either a kiss ass or a wimp huh? Oops. I don't mean to. I'm simply voicing my opinion. I'm not afraid to do that.

Err... That's all folks! :)

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Blind Faith by AsterEris reviews
A sinister twist on the cliche 'kittypet to warrior' story. Beatrix, a young kittypet, joins ThunderClan, but her adventures aren't all mice and moonlight...and her future isn't destined to be glorious.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 163,709 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009
Journey to Redemption by Prin Pardus reviews
Tigerstar is in the Dark Forest, as he has been for many moons. However, when he finds an innocent kit there, a unique case, he realizes he must help her find her way to StarClan. Together they embark on a journey, to StarClan and to redemption.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,822 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Tigerstar - Complete
Warriors guide by XxMuddy-PiexX reviews
This is a guide ment to help people with their stories. There's Ceremonies, herbs, nameing, and more! Rated T just in case! I do not own Warriors or anything by Erin Hunter.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete