Sylver Phantasy
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je suis un petite poisson noir

yes i am indeed a small black fish (oh how very goth).

I've been writing since early 2003, so I guess you could call me experianced, my first fanfiction was a matrix one I wrote in a notebook during class, I have no intention of EVER posting it, because its horrible.

My second was Simple Realisations, which is on long-term Haitus, because it sucks, and I have no idea what I'm talking about on that. Honestly. I was so young and naive when I wrote that.

My third was a fluff fic known as Dance Along The Light Of Day. My 2003 X-mas present to me.

If you remember A Twisted Tale, please please PLEASE forgive me, it was horrible, and bad, and nasty and everything synonymous with those words, it was a piece of shit, and I hate it and I will never post it, I will only keep it to remind myself of what not to write.

Right now I'm working on my first Invader Zim fic, called Paint It Black. Some may remember Long Forgotten Dead. PIB is the rest of it, I still have LFD because I love it. But I want to finish PIB before I post LFD as the final chapter.

I've also recently written Exodus, just something that spewed out of me like a saliva covered cannon ball and onto your screens. I love it, it makes me happy. It took me half an hour to write, edit, self beta, and send off to my betas.

Oh yeah my betas:
Shinimegumi.
Florville
Aegis (when I nag him into it.) I love you guys. _
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If anyone needs a beta, I'll be more than happy to offer my services, I have beta'd before, and I am not afraid to tell you exactly what I think about your work, I have told new writers what they have to do to their work before, I leave it up to them to get a beta.

I believe that reviews should be left for all fictions, I once saw a story go for three chapters on 0 reviews, I was mightily saddened by that. So I reviewed, and lo and behold, the chapters came faster!

AND NOW FOR THE SHOUT OUTS!

elendur-darkstar IS MY SWEET BABY! cuddles elendur-darkstar

I mourn the loss of pOiSoNeD LeTtErS (sp?) by Elendor, that fucking ROCKED! but evil ff.n had to take it down, grrr.. evil..

ELENDOR IS THE GREATEST FUCKING AUTHOR IN THE WORLD OF FANFICTIONS!

I'm usually open to most kinds of fics, slash, het, whatever. I'm not into parent/child incest, sibling/sibling is fine by me. Not a lot squicks me.

I only like smut if it isnt written like a bad porno (with the whole bow-chika-wow music), sex is a beautiful thing and it shouldnt just be written distastefully, even a quick fuck against a tree can be made into something memorably amazing...

but oh well,

I dont think my writing is amazing, most of it is just what im feeling at the time, but do enjoy what I have listed as faves, got some fucken awesome pieces of literature there :)

ENJOY!

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Dreams and Reality by Bun8.5 reviews
An alternate life for Squee, a changed yet still homicidal Johnny. Ten years later, Squee is still fixated on the first person who ever showed him kindness. Yes, in that way. Squee/Nny
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Johnny C., Squee
The Happy Smiley Dib Show by V the Happy Lurker reviews
Welcome to the end of trilogy. Thrill as Gaz goes on a rip roaring campaign of VENGEANCE! Squee in terror as Zim slips even further into MADNESS! Vomit in disgust as V stuffs EVEN MORE stupid movie spoofs into one fic! And, yes, there will be slash!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,102 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Zim, Dib
SparkPlug by AzureF reviews
It has been fifty years since the war, the great war at which the Irken Empire fell and the Humans turned the tables on our kind. Enslaved, downtrodden, beaten into submission, there is only one hope left for the Irken Race... Me.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,719 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 3/2/2006
Under Glass by lies-d reviews
AU fic. Dib is Irken a clone created by Professor Membrane. He finds himself trapped with Zim in Membrane's research lab in what was supposed to be a short test study. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,819 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Into My Arms by Raxiom reviews
This fic is officially done! Hooray! Gaz is raped and Zim helps her recover. I suck at summaries. Doesn't everyone say that? Odd.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Xenogenesis by Betryal reviews
Zig and Zag are puppets destined to rule for one cause. They both hunt for a past that is also hunting for them. When all the mistakes have been made, can history repeat? Or will there finally be a balance? xFourth in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,736 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Gaz, Zim
Acrobat by Devilita reviews
Draco’s living in London but is not feeling quite alright. In a flash of green his life takes an interesting turn. (non-magical AU, adult-themes Harry&Draco mainly)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,051 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Gravity by Yaoi no Megami reviews
What will the Boy Who Lived do when the very darkness he tried so desperately to escape returns with a vengeance to tear at the crevices of his mind, ravage his body, and engulf his very soul? PreHBP. Eventual HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Exodus by Annerb reviews
Saying goodbye. This wasn’t how they thought it would end. Future AU, angst, Sam/Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,037 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Letters from Fangirls by the Raven of Roses reviews
this bit of humor is a small collection er, soon2b collection of likely weird letters jhonen might get from fangirls. or fanboys. anyway, its meant to be unsettling, scary, and above all, amusing. have fun.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005
Xenocide by Betryal reviews
The Armada has arrived on Earth. Red seeks his revenge, Purple has his own agenda. Zim and Gaz explore new emotions and their relationship. In war, there are no rules, the same applies to love xSecond in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,576 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Xenophilia by Betryal reviews
She had a fascination that led her to a strange obsession. His Pak was malfunctioning leading him to a lost side of his race. Each sensation slowly brought them together. ZAGR xFirst in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parliament of Dreams by Myr reviews
AU after Book 4. This is a long SLASH novel of Harry's fifth year. It picks up at end of GOF. Mostly T, with a little M. HPDM, Also has RonHermione and a lot of the Weasley Twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,959 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 11/8/2001 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Magdalena by Betryal reviews
DATR They met every night, driven by an obsession. One touch started this cycle. It continues to draw them together. Oneshot, Songfic to Magdalena by A Perfect Circle
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Dib, Tak - Complete
Obsessed by Maiden of the Moon reviews
We are not friends, buddies, pals, playmates. We’re not in love, or in lust. We are simply obsessed. [Sadistic ZADR. S&M implications.]
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Loneliness by Maiden of the Moon reviews
DON’T GET ME WRONG, GIR! I’m NOT being sappy! NOT ZIM! In fact, you STUPID piece of trash, I’ll repeat myself: I HATE YOU! ...But I hate this feeling of LONELINESS even more. [ZimxGir]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Zim, Gir
Suicide notes by VampireFreak reviews
Harry has been lonely and unhappy it has led him to his own self hate and distruction he lets out his pain through his writing. His writing which others read. They read the suicide notes of the mysterious writter...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,538 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Deny Thy Father by Indigo Kitti reviews
PreHBP On the eve of his seventeenth birthday Draco's mother tells him of her shrouded past and his real father. Now, desperate to find his mate before it's too late Draco must look in the most unlikely of places. Veela!Draco, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,419 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hear With My Eyes, Speak With My Hands by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
The Boy Who Lives comes togwarts for his first year, but there was something the wizarding world didn't know about Harry, and now they have to choose between teaching him or sending him back to the Dursley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Passings and Goings In Life by BabyAlyx96 reviews
Snippets into Greg's life that come from imagination. Each chapter is its own story. Read the authors note inside for more information. Ratings will vary, as will ships and content. Warnings will be made.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 9/14/2004
The Wise Words of Greg by BabyAlyx96 reviews
Just a few drabbles based around a few quotes I had lying around. Greg enters more than once to reveal his wise words of the day, all which make the CSI team go, "What is he on?" (Rating is just a precaution.)
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004
One Of Us by BuffyAngel68 reviews
The unluckiest man in Vegas can't catch a break, but this time he may end up broken for good.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,596 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 5/8/2004
Happy Enough by SLynn reviews
Just when things in his life seem to be falling into place, they start to fall apart for our favorite lab tech. Greg-centric Angst. Finally COMPLETE Revised 13 Feb 05
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,456 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
Domo Arigato, Miss Roboto by V the Happy Lurker reviews
When the mysterious MaryAnne shows up as Dib's girlfriend, a certain Irken finds stalking the perfect way to prove one's affection... SLASHZADR! Foul Language! Gratituous Violence! Death! You know you love it
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,746 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Zim, Dib - Complete
God Called in Sick Today by Room304 reviews
Greg thought he buried his past once he moved to Vegas. Unfortunately, nothing stays buried, including the dead. Greg, Sara, and Grissom travel to Harrisburg and try to solve a mysterious crime. 4th in the Stay Home series.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004
A Boy, Lost by tangledhair reviews
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,210 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invader Scorned by V the Happy Lurker reviews
Dib, upon discovering that his nemesis isn't really a threat to Earth, decides to stop chasing the annoying little alien. But just because he's given up on Zim doesn't mean Zim's given up on him... Hints ZADR & Mildly confusing [FINISHED!]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Golden Snitch by Michael Serpent reviews
HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,855 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Angel From My Nightmarish Love Story of DOOM! by sandwichsupernova reviews
GADR, Dib's POV. NOW FINALLY COMPLETED! What would you do if your sister fell in love with you? My first ever fan fiction story. The PG-13's for the coupling, cussing and graphic content (violence, this is NOT a lemon)... Please R & R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Complete
Walk Away by Constance1 reviews
Harry and Draco's secret relationship is discovered and destroyed. Devastated, Harry falls into an abusive relationship with another Slytherin (Drarry).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,451 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All Purity Lost by MerciLisCuts reviews
Voldemort wants Draco's purity, but Harry beat him to it. Now Voldemort wants revenge. So it's up to Draco and the 'Dream Team' to protect those who are pure. *SLASH* *my first fic*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,759 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Wash The White Away by icharus reviews
SLASH-Harry is bored with the 'normal', so he teams up with Draco to pull off a twisted plan of destruction and chaos!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Give a Wizard a Gun by XOX reviews
Some people wake up to nightmares, instead of from them. Harry's done the cycle; anger - denial - acceptance. Now in loving memory of the dead he'll turn Hogwarts into a living hell… Draco's hated but gorgeous. DM-HP. It’s goood. RE-WRiTiNG CHAPTERS 1
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Room by CerridwenSkye reviews
It's sixth year for Harry Potter and all of the others at Hogwarts. After the the events of fifth year Harry and Draco are left dealing with immense lose and their own personal deamons. They both find comfort in the Room of Requirement and in each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Magical Torture by KisaandYaoiBoyKenta reviews
After a confusing encounter in the library, Draco and Harry try to figure out what is making the one time enemys fall for each other (SLASH)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Burn Me, Never Burn you by Innocent-Raped-Minds119 reviews
Gaz finds love, but guess who disaproves..4rth chapter up! Dib tries to make Gaz forget in a rather harsh way, or has he scarred her forever?ZAGR, RAPE.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003
Alive by Anachia reviews
After Zim's true mission has been exposed Dib's life becomes unbearably boring. He finds a new, slightly taboo way to re-live the excitment. (slash)
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2003
Rebellion by Calico0128 reviews
FINISHED Alternate ending has finally been added, oh, and there WILL be a sequel! as soon as I have the time! ZAGR, future fic, Zim's taken over, Red and Purple bashing, well kinda
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,332 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Annoying Snape: The Diary of Merriweather Hapshat by Lauren Snape reviews
Having procured an extensive list of ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master, one industrious student starts a quest to cover them all in her 4th year at Hogwarts. A humorous journey following the escapades of one Merriweather Hapshat. OUTDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
Retribution by Raina1 reviews
When a world is torn by war there are battles we fight outside ourselves and then there are those we fight within. Future fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,690 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Disgusting Brown Shell Like Thingies by SwEeTiNsAnItY reviews
... That Serve as Houses for Carbohydrates! Lemony ZADR. I'm sad; this fic looks all sorry-like 'cuz its, what, 200-something reviews got deleted :3 So far, Zim & Dib are discovered among lingerie and... OMIGOSHNESS, is GIR bein' NAUGHTY?! For shame!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,922 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002
Stay Close To Me by Celestial Chaos reviews
Nick/Greg Greg, on his way home one night, ends up being mugged. He calls Nick when he arrives home and helps him to feel better. They never expected what happened to happen. This story is discontinued. Ignore notes on last chapter.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,375 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Nick S., Greg S.
Red Velvet Shoes by Idgiebay reviews
Dib Christmas angst, whoo boy!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2001