I am the entity called Au, sometimes called Auy [yes, Owie]. Ironically, I have a knack for hurting myself ALL the time, and I'm kinda...clumsy desu. _ I like to write...whenever I feel like it. I like Chinese food, but have sworn off chopsticks for a while, because the last time I used them, I poked myself in the eye. XO Yes, yes, go ahead and laugh; I was laughing, too, as I threw those chopsticks into the fireplace. XP Okaysh, I'm going to stop talking soon, lest the public make me take a sobriety test. Public: Okay, now all you have to do is walk straight down this line. Au: HEE! [walks side to side] I'm doing it! [silence] [cricket chirps] Public: O_O |