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The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 8,512 - Follows: 10,124 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 4,446 - Follows: 4,301 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Insatiable by Kitty Smith reviews
Voldemort muses on his struggles with Harry Potter. Fits with canon. Warning: Voldemort is ridiculous. No pairings or relationships, nemesis!LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Kidnapped! A Comedy by scuttlesworth reviews
Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
Shooter by Amputation reviews
The men were trying to rile the other into acting first, it seemed. How boringly predictable and dull this was! Post Reichenbach BAMF contained within, you've been warned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Spider's Print by CaketinTheHobo reviews
Spiderman's actions in New York didn't go unnoticed. Nick Fury wants to know who New York's new hero is.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Catalyst by Hummingbird1759 reviews
Sometimes a chemical reaction needs a little help to get it going. "A Study in Pink" from Mike Stamford's perspective. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2013 - M. Stamford, John W. - Complete
Mycroft, in the Kitchen, with an Umbrella by hihiyas reviews
It took Mycroft Holmes three hours to realize that the reports of his brother's death had been greatly exaggerated. This is how he expresses his displeasure.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
John Plays Hooky by chappysmom reviews
Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What's Your Recipe? by Doodled93 reviews
John is a surprisingly good cook, Moriarty finds out, and Sherlock is annoyed at having all his leftovers stolen. Add John cooking something he ought not have, and John's troubles truly begin. Sherlock says they started when Moriarty first stole the pasta sauce. M just in case, T if there wasn't mild cannibalism. Featuring BAMF!John and blogging to the extreme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Well, I'm Gonna Die Anyway by Flight-o'-Fantasy reviews
While going to the Forbidden Forest to give himself up, Harry makes a decision. He's going to die anyway, why not go out with a laugh? Harry makes fun of Voldy before he is "killed." OOC Harry, confused and irritated Voldy. Crack-fic, now a 3-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,792 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
John Watson VC by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock needs scissors. So he goes rifling through John's stuff, until he stumbles across a medal that John has been hiding for him, except it's not just any medal. It seems John has been hiding the true nature of his tour in Afghanistan. Sweet fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Quite Right by anotherfngrl reviews
Tony suspects something strange might be going on. If only he weren't too stupid to figure it out. Utter crack, Ziva bashing, and McGee dies. Very silly.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Fatherly Concern by Q.E.D. 221B reviews
Sherlock and Mycroft's father comes to London unknown to his sons. The results are... unexpected.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
its all relative by ArtFreak101 reviews
adopt a Harry fic... with a twist.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010
Three Times John Watson Was A Good Doctor by Milwaukee Meg reviews
..., one time he was bad, and one time he managed to be a good patient. Humor, drama and fluff, all in one.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/22/2011 - John W. - Complete
Harry, I am Your Father by Pleasedial123 reviews
Sirius is Harry's dad. But there is a completely reasonable and logical explantion including how Harry's mother didn't cheat, Lily isn't his mom but actually is, and Dumbledore is quite senile. Crack Fic. Humor. I Do Not Own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 358 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stille Nacht by Katjandante reviews
When a case once again lands Tony in hospital, this time over Christmas, he wonders why it seems to much harder to deal with his enforced stay this time around. Until, that is, an unexpected visit makes him realise what he truly means to his team.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 143 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
A Simple Choice by HollyJeen reviews
Ziva wants to know why Gibbs chose Tony in Tel Aviv. Gibbs has an answer.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/14/2010
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,592 - Follows: 9,823 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,804 - Follows: 6,612 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14435 - Favs: 21,953 - Follows: 8,819 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,915 - Follows: 597 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,231 - Follows: 5,632 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Stars Not of Silver, But Tin by Tsurai Shi reviews
AU Chapter 34 of DH. Instead of calling up his family, Harry uses the Resurrection Stone to thank the man to whom he owes so much: Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,912 - Follows: 5,446 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 499 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,531 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10983 - Favs: 19,474 - Follows: 6,416 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 546 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Return of the GoodForNothing Son by Tea for You reviews
Voldemort. Successfully sent to the afterlife by Harry Potter. In there, he's welcomed by Lily and James, both aware that he now shares Harry's blood, and therefore also THEIRS...Run, Tom. As fast as you can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 333 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete