![]() Hello! My name is Aurora but you can call me Auri if you want! I like Warriors, Percy Jackson, Doctor Who, the Flash, and most things actually. I’m a writer from New York who really likes cats. My favorite colors are yellow and gray. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me about them! Now, let’s get to the posting part: The Stupid Test: 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking (many a time) 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (I once did this for an hour!) 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull (Every single time) 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push (Again, every time) 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (Once...twice.) 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (Hahaha! Who would ever do that...WHYYYYY) 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (LUCKILY I DIDN’T TALK TO THEM!) 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on (YUP) 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (Sadly, me) 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole (The worst part was that I was literally looking at it and still didn’t see it) 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (A thousand times) 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. MANY TIMES 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it. 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to take/make a test (I am taking one right now) 52. Accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (Did this yesterday. *thumbs up*) 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (Also did this yesterday) 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 59. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny. 60. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 61. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 62. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 63. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 64. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 65. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 66. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 67. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 68. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 69. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 70. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 71. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 72. Ran into a door jam 73. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 74. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (A week ago) 75. Have purposely licked playground sand (I wish that I could say I was 5 when this happened, but I did this today. Do not recommend) 76. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 77. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 78. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 79. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 80. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 82. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 83. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about. 84. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 85. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (Every time I go to a resteraunt) 86. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 87. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 88. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 89. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 90. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 91. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 92. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 94. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 95. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 96. You have spelled your own name wrong before (Again, wish I could say I was 5.) 97. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 98. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 99. Have popped a balloon in your mouth. 100. You realized that it as easier to count the sections that were not in bold to calculate your final score on this test Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Oops...) On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space?) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Awwwwwww. Thanks for ruining my DREAMS) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. A sad poem: My name is Tiffany, I am but three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my Mommy, Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight. I just heard a car, My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse, My name is called, I press myself Against the wall, I try to hide From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door, He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall, and I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!" I scream, But it's now too late, His face has been twisted, With an unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again... Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. COPY AND PASTE ONTO TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE AGAIST CHILD ABUSE! Every post helps to bring recognition to it. You could be the one to end this. You could save lives. All you have to do is put this poem on your profile and send the same message out. Thank You. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stupid I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or an emo I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in band, so I must be a dork. I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a @#!*% . I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. (I have never ridden I horse before) I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (Or at least I try) I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd. I always listen to my iPod, so I MUST be going deaf. I speak to boys, so I must fancy them. I get good grades, so I MUST be a nerd. I read the dictionary, so I MUST be a reference I am TALL, so I MUST play basketball I like anime, so I must draw inappropriate things XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame, hawkfire111, Twilightmoonstar, sunfur29,Thestormwarrior, Paintedmoon, and Frostpool of Lightningclan, Echopelt, Cheetahstar, Moonbeam141, Leafstar16,Wolfclaw of mountain clan, Wish Upon A Warrior Cat, Skyfrost14 ,Potatotheumbreon, KittyCatLover18, Snowcrystal of Thunderclan, AurorE123, Silverstream or Millie? A: Silverstream Ivypool or Dovewing? A: Ivypool Tigerstar or Scourge? A: Scourge Jayfeather, Lionblaze or Hollyleaf? A: Hollyleaf Bumblestripe or Tigerheart? A: Tigerheart Goldenflower or Sasha? A: Goldenflower Dawnpelt, Tigerheart or Flametail? A: Dawnpelt Feathertail, Leafpool or Nightcloud? A: Leafpool Spottedleaf, Sandstorm or Cinderpelt? A: Sandstorm Heathertail or Cinderheart? A: Cinderheart Blossomfall, Bumblestripe or Briarlight? A: Brialight and Blossomfall for the win! Half Moon or Briarlight? A: Half Moon Bramblestar or Hawkfrost? Hawkfrost XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 95% of girls would be crying their eyes out, 2% would be at the bottom of the cliff with snacks, lawn chairs and binoculars, and another 2% would be ready to push him off. Copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% digging a hole at the bottom of the cliff so he'd fall longer. (Well... I do not wish death on anybody... but if I had to choice... I do not know. (P.S. This ALL is if I HAD to choice.)) 99% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber's name was reaped in the Hunger Games, but if you are part of the one percent that would volunteer just so you could chase him with a knife screaming "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!" put this in your profile. (W.O.W.) 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP! (Only if there was a mat at the bottom) 95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick. (My personal favorite) NO OFFENCE JUSTIN BIEBER (BEAVER) FANS! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Copy/Paste on to Your Profile: If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you’ve ever felt like someone was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think (or know) you’re obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh, I KNOW I’m obsessed.) If you wish that one day, warrior cats need to attack your town because you think something exciting needs to happen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. 95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing. Copy and Paste this on your profile if you’re one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick. (I love this one...) If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you’re one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both… copy and paste this on your profile. 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with a camera and yell, “DO A FLIP!” 99% of teens today would die if Instagram/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are part of the 1% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile. 99.5% of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5% would bring a camera. Copy and Paste if you’re a part of the 0.5% that would bring a camera screaming “JUMP!” the entire time. 98% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you’re part of the 2% that couldn’t care less, put it in your profile. 99.99% of the teenagers in the world have Snap Chat account. If you’re part of the 0.01 percent of teens that does NOT have one, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. If you’re against animal cruelty (horse murder, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you love peace, copy this into your profile. If you love nature, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever got hit in the face or stomach with a soccer ball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile. If you've ever lost someone (dogs and cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character) Hollywing (Hollyleaf is my favorite, Dovewing is my least) Your Kittypet Name? (First thing to your right) PJs/Pajamas (That’s actually pretty cool) (if the pajamas weren’t there, it would be Side Table!) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark) Dark Tabby (because tabby cat. It actually sounds awesome) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan) Rushingforest Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of) Desert What would be your warrior name? Northfeather or North where Cold Winds Blow What would be your kits' name? Probably Duskkit and Berrykit. What clan would you be in? Riverclan and The Tribe of Rushing Water Here are some crossover ideas for those who want them: Percy Jackson and Wings of Fire Out of My Mind and Fish in a Tree Warriors and Wings of Fire Warriors and Percy Jackson Foxcraft and Warriors Percy Jackson and Harry Potter Percy Jackson and Foxcraft Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry and Golden Goblet The Cupboard Under the Stairs and Percy Jackson Artemis Fowl and Percy Jackson Flash and Percy Jackson Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl Eliza and Her Monsters and 13 Treasures 13 Treasures and Percy Jackson Fish in a Tree and Eliza and Her Monsters Out of my Mind and Eliza and Her Monsters Percy Jackson and Fish in a Tree Flash and Roll of Thunder Hear my Cry Flash and Golden Goblet Supergirl and Percy Jackson Supergirl and The Cupboard Under the Stairs Supergirl and Harry Potter Harry Potter and Warriors H2O Just Add Water and Percy Jackson Flash and H2O Just Add Water H2O Just Add Water and Eliza and Her Monsters Arrow and Percy Jackson Flash and Warriors Out of My Mind and Warriors Fish in a Tree and Wings of Fire Hamilton and Percy Jackson Hamilton and Flash Hamilton and 13 Treasures The Cupboard Under the Stairs and Hamilton Foxcraft and 13 Treasures Foxcraft and The Cupboard Under the Stairs Eliza and Her Monsters and 13 Treasures Defy the Stars and Eliza and Her Monsters Keeper of the Lost Cities and Thirteen Treasures Keeper of the Lost Cities and The Lunar Chronicles The Lunar Chronicles and Defy the Stars |
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