![]() Hi. I don't really know what to say here so I will write some random facts about myself that no one cares about. My friends call me Lili, my U.S. History teacher calls me Liliuokalani (Thanks a lot Mr. Homefeldt, I completely enjoy being named after a queen that slightly resembles a man), but you can call me Optimus Beyonce (You get Dan Points if you understand the reference). I am in my mid-ish teens. I can say no more :) My life revolves around my obsessions. My current dominating obsession is with The Beatles. I love them and have to listen to them for at least a half-hour everyday to keep my sanity, Paul is my favorite (OMG THOSE EYEBROWS!). Followed by Ringo (his nose is just adorable), then there is a tie between George and John. But I love them all with a burning passion! Writing is the best thing ever (after The Beatles, of course), in my opinion. I'm an inner hippie. I'm not extroverted enough to dress that way but, trust me, on the inside I'm wearing a crown of flowers and skipping and singing "ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!" (It is, you know) I'm from Seattle. And yes I love Starbucks (Mocha's, preferably). I'm also a former Texan, but I absolutely hate the sun. I'm Mexican. But I can't eat anything too spicy or I will freak out. Consequentially, ketchup is my salsa. I like school, but hate getting up in the mornings. My theme song is "I'm Only Sleeping" I don't swear, curse or cuss (I've always wondered, what's the difference between the three?) Chocolate. It's my addiction. I'm an Honors student. Always have been. My singing is terrible, absolutely terrible, but I love music too much to not sing. When I'm not here on FanFiction, or on Sparknotes or some other website, I'm looking for a time machine! (If you find one, PM me) I believe there was a mistake and I was born in the wrong decade. Try maybe 1942 for my year of birth. Maybe Liverpool, England for the place. Yeah, that sounds good :) Then I could have grown up With The Beatles! (get the pun anyone? Yeah, I didn't think it was that funny either) I desperately want to have a Liverpudlian accent. I don't like the Oxford comma. Books: The Maze Runner Trilogy, Unwind, ... Music: The Beatles! *pauses until applause and cheering quiet down, The Who, Buddy Holly, clean versions of Mumford and Sons songs... TV: Phineas and Ferb (I nearly died of joy when I figured out that the voice of Ferb, Thomas Sangster, played Paul in Nowhere Boy), Wild Kratts (Don't judge, Cris Kratt is totally dreamy as a cartoon), Bones, House and any Beatles Special that's ever on the telly. Some of my friends that are on here are: GiveMeHope and MissDay25 (Just to clear this up, but Miss Day here is a bit naive and didn't realize that bf means boyfriend and she called me that on her profile. She means best friend. And if Miss Day is reading this: I love you, Madi-Pants!) [ ] Single [ ] Taken [X] Mentally married to Paul McCartney “I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.” - Paul McCartney This is the place I will reserve for copy pastes I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Stop stereotyping people, because we're not all like that. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though A LOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the description) To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you believe not all stories should have a happy ending. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, -'TophToph'-, StroodleDoodledFuhn, Lexabeta, Estrella Girl, Indigo3041, Kirity-Kitty, OokamiMori, FMASaiyukiFanatic, Kaito X Len - Banana Split, Sparks Diamond, beatlemaniacnumerouno, quarrygirl |
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