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Author has written 2 stories for House of Night, and Maximum Ride.

Congrats! You have reached the profile of me, kim. You can call me kim, kimmy, or even kj but I prefer Kim. If you don't feel like reading my sort of long profile then just click the hide bio button in the top right corner there. If you are still reading this, I am going to tell you a little bit about myself.

For those of you who don't understand my pen name, it stands for jojofangstarkgirl and then kimaleshire was my last pen name so people now who I am. On with my favorites!

Favorite Color- Orange/Green (Orange cause thts jojo's)

Favorite Female Artists: Avril Lavigne, Jordan McCoy, Taylor Swift, and Demi Lovato are my favorites but I like so many more

Favorite Male Artists: David Cook, Drake Bell, Lee DeWyze, and Adam Lambert are my top guys but like the girls, there are so many more people I like

Favorite Bands: Metro Station, 3oh!3, Aerosmith (kinda), Jonas Brothers (not as much anymore as I did when I was 9), Nick Jonas and the Administration (better than Jonas Brothers), Plain White T's, OneRepublic, Maroon 5, and so many more I can't think of!

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride, House of Night, the Hunger Games, Stargirl, and Tuck Everlasting (Not in that particular order)

Favorite Reality Show: American Idol, of course. Go James, Casey, and Haley!!! (Sadly 2 of them are already gone)

Favorite Shows: That 70s Show, No Ordinary Family, The Office, and Wizards of Waverly Place

So that's really all there is to know about me. If you feel like it, check out the other parts of my profile like the quotes section below here.

Quotes:

Ngoc to Sabrina and I: Who's sniffing who?

Melysa and I: Oompa loompa doop-a-dee-do I've got another puzzle for you!

Tiffany, Jorge, Saul, Melysa, Jojo, and I: DONK-EY! (We have some very weird times...)

Jorge to Tiffany as we are hanging upside down- Oh my god, get your butt out of my face! (Tiffany was 3 feet away from Jorge)

Hanna on Lacey's caption paper- Big balls with a hat. *Histarical laughter* Mr.Fahy- What there are two balls with a hat on top.

Melysa, Jasmine, and I- BLOOD FOUNTAIN!!!!

Everyone sitting by Ali in SIGNET- Everyone get your strawberries theirs gonna be a chocolate fountain!!

Kishor: It's a spoon! Me: It's a lemon on a stick! Mrs. Hart said so!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max:

You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them realizing you were there.

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled

I have pulled a Max, Fang, Iggy, and a Nudge but there is still plenty of time for the other two...

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Yep)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Of course!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (What do ya think this account is for, exactly?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Yeah...)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (*Smirks* Sometimes...)

Everything reminds you of the book. (Yeah...)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Sometimes... like flying, for instance...)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (In my head)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (*Sighs* No...)

You've got a book memorized. (Pretty much.)

You've read a book more than five times. (What do you think? Of COURSE I have!)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (I was really close but it took me 3 days.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (I wanted to against p.c cast for killing Heath.)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Not murder, but fatally injure. For Fang. Or Stark. Either is fine)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Oh, yeah!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (YES!)

Your idol is a character from a book. (Yes)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Nobody's Home- Avril Lavigne

Waking Up: Grenade- Bruno Mars

First Day At School: What I go to school for- Jonas brothers (ironic)

Falling In Love: Two is Better than one- Boys like girls ft. taylor swift

Fight Song: If you can afford me- Katy Perry/Brand

Breaking Up: Another Christmas- Michael Johns

Prom night: Hotel California- The Eagles

Life: Love on the rocks- Sara Barellies

Mental Breakdown: Hey there delilah- Plain white t's

Driving: Unwritten- Natasha Bedingfield

Flashback: Real World- All american rejects (ironic if its a flashback...)

Getting back together: This Love- Maroon 5 (Whats with all the irony? This is breaking up!)

Wedding: I don't want to miss a thing- Aerosmith

Birth of Child: A year without rain- Selena Gomez

Final Battle: Come back to me- David Cook

Funeral Song: Many the miles- Sara barellies

Final Credits: The Best Da*n Thing- Avril Lavigne (So that means its good that im dead?)

Write your top ten favorite characters in no particular
order and answer the questions - no peeking!

1) Max

2) Stark

3) Fang

4) Heath

5) Angel

6) Iggy

7) Damien

8) Nudge

9) Gazzy

10) Jack

1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?

Yea like any Maximum Ride fanfic there is

2. Do you think four is hot?

OF COURSE!!! even though he died :(

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?

I thought Max like Fang or Dylan. Not Nudge...

But that would be a big explanation to the flock

4. Do you recall any fics about two?

Yea a lot of House of Night ones

5. Would four and five make a good couple?

No don't think so cause one is 7 and the other is 17

6. Seven and three or seven and nine?

Fang and Gazzy wouldn't go gay for Damien. At least I think so...

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?

Max would probably try to kill stark cause nudge is like a sister

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.

Fang travels to the house of night and gets all techy with jack. haha

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?

idk

10. Suggest a title for a nine/seven hurt/comfort fic.

Gazzy is sad cause max found his bomb stash and threw them all away and damien helps him make new ones. idk

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?

I want fax not hax but if it did happen max would fly over the house of night and heath be there (Before he dies of course)

12. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose?

idk something to do with explosives though.

13. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: FLYING KIDS WILL ATTACK YOU OR CONTROL YOUR MIND IF THEY ARE IRRATATED

14. Write a Angst/Horror summary for numbers two and eight.

Stark kills nudge with an arrow after killing Zoey

Favorite Maximum Ride Characters:

1 Fang

2 Max

3 Angel

4 Iggy

5 Gazzy

6 Nudge

7 Ella

8 Dr.Martinez

9 Dylan

10 The Voice

Favorite House Of Night Characters:

1 Heath

2 Stark

3 Zoey

4 Damien

5 Stevie Rae

6 Grandma Redbird

7 Erin

8 Shaunee

9 Aphrodite (Cause she was really mean at the beginning)

10 Darius

Choose 10 of your friends:

1. Melysa

2. Jojo

3. Jasmine

4. Sabrina

5. Tiffany

6. Saul

7. Jorge

8. Ngoc

9. Claudia

10. Hahnbee

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

They have fun and afterwards call me and act retarded

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Tiffany would yell at her for trying to do that cause it's "not her thing"

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Definitely Melysa!!!!!! I would never stay at Saul's house -shudders-

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

OMG YOU BOTH ARE GAY!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

That would never happen but if it did Ngoc would scratch Jasmine like crazy cause thats like her only defense

6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Jorge wouldn't, Hahnbee might, but Jojo would come save me. Probably. Hopefully.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

She made toast :D

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Probably Sabrina. I didn't think they were gay...

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Her skateboards but Tiffany would kill Jorge in a second.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Melysa cause saul is retarded

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Because her unicorn is better!!!!

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

She can't fight at all so she probably dies :(

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Ngoc is all mad cause she likes jojo. How do 2 and 10 know each other?

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

I thought they were like bros... But if he was its cause Jorge is like a ninja!

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Once upon a time everyone died. The end.

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Jojo realizes that he loves Melysa instead and breaks off the wedding. Cause Jorge went ninja on her.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

OMG tiffany and claudia drunk? hahahahahahahaha they act so retarded and hilarious

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Why does Saul go? and they all get the monkeys to attack her! haha

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

That I can't dance and i make everyone else dance and we all realize that Ngoc is the worst and protest against her.

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Jojo kills Claudia. But I would love if Claudia killed Tiffany cause then he would be mine

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself or 1?

Saul would save Melysa cause he likes her

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Tiffany would be like who are you?!

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

We would party all day!

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Ngoc would walk right back out and act like she never saw anything

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

You right about gay people? wow melysa...

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

God no...

29) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Fight each other

30) While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?

Ngoc kicks Barney where it counts and then Tiffany punches him in the face and find out that it's Michael Jackson

Quotes-

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES!

Welcome to the Dark Side! Have a cookie! Oh, that red liquid leaking out of it? ...That's jelly.

Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over.

When Life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and demand candy.

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

Dear Homework, you are unattractive; therefore, I cannot do you.

Secret Admirer? More like a stalker with stationary.

When I say 'LOL,' I'm not 'laughing out loud.' I just have nothing better to say.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (Um... you die?)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. (Who would you go with? I'd go with Noah.)

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. (Oh, yeah!)

If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet?

Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more!

Never take Life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

Find X: Here it is!

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

The quick fox jumps over the lazy brown dog.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

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