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![]() Author has written 10 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Overwatch. 12/1/2011 Okay... Form now on I think I'm going to just put down random things that happen in my life... sometimes it will be interesting... sometimes not... I just want to keep track of how my life as an author progresses as the sands of time keep shifting. Yeah, I'm feeling kind of philosophic today. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I am now dedicating my career as an armature author to finding a cure for a terrible disease. No not AIDS. Not STDS either... Nope, not even the common cold. What I want to cure is the PIDS epidemic, or the Post-Inheritance-Depression-Syndrome. (Post-Inheritance-Depression-Syndrome was discovered by me, and now has a patent.) It will be a difficult thing to do, but I believe it may be possible. I went to medical school for a total of one day, and got a armature degree in imaginary diseases. I added a 'Dr.' formal title to my username, and have put various test tubes and sciency instruments on my writing desk, and I believe I am ready now. IT'S ON PIDS. 3/4/2012 Okay, I've been gone for about 3 months now. I usually take a three month break from fanfiction yearly, so I guess it's time for me to return! During the past 3 months, I found that there is in fact no cure for PIDS. The only solution is time. Time and other addictions. You see, during my time away, I felt very sad about the terrible ending to the inheritance cycle, and lost my obsession with the books. (I used to read at least one of them every month.) So instead I got addicted to something even worst. POT! JK lol... No, I got addicted to MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! (Which is kind of like pot if you think about it)... Call me homo, but that show is just damn AMAZING! Please PM me if you wanna talk about PONIES. It will force me to log into my account and probably help me start writing again! 1/5/2013 Okay. This is wack. I'm 18 now, and I'm revising my old fanficiton account from my pubescent freshman year of high school. Hey there old me! you were weird as hell, but I still kind of respect you for getting me famous on the Internet! You were pretty funny actually. I've lost all my innocence in the three years out parents were unemployed, and you don't know the world of pain your about to enter. I lost my sense of humor in those hard times, and it brings me joy to re read this shit. Speaking of witch, I wonder if anyone still reads these... I'm gonna go check the data graphs real quick. I might come back to check this account out again in a few days. 1/6/2013 This is hilarious! That shitty porno thing I wrote has 60,000 views! Holy crap! Some pubescent punk kid from high school wrote an angsty romance story, and 60,000 people got off to it! WOW! 2/17/2015 So its been two years since I logged onto fanfiction. I'm a college freshman now, and its just amazing to see how my writing and personality have changed over the years. I think finally that The Bob The Builder of Stuff account is finally dead though. According to the traffic stats, I get 5 views a week on this profile, and I'm 90% sure that those are search engine and web archive polling bots. So no one will read this at all. Its kind of sad, but I'm really OK with it honestly. The one thing that still amazes me is that my shitty erotic fanfiction is my only work that still gets regular traffic. I mean wow. Some shitty sex scene I wrote in 9th grade, and people still get off to it at a rate of 10 unique views per day. I feel like a goddam pornstar really. Can you imagine how many people jerked or rubbed one out over that? I'm reading 80,000 views as of today. Did I really help that many people have an erotic fantasy over book characters? Its really hard to believe, but I guess that is the power of written word for you. Anyway, the reason I came back here is because I found something. I found an old fanfic I was working on in 2011-2012 that I never finished. Its actually pretty good compared to the other stuff I wrote, so I'm thinking about throwing it up the way I found it. It will be like 2012 me is writing in 2015! How about that for nostalgia! The old document has authors notes in it, introductions, and everything, its all good to go, I'm not sure why I never finished it. I'm not about to finish what I started in 2011 though, so it will have to be left in a half finished state, so that kind of sucks. But what the hell, I have nothing better to do with my time at university right? 4/19/2015 I just read my profiles "About Me" section. wtf was I thinking? 14 Year old me had some problems for sure. 5/9/2016 Well, I'm a junior in college now. The time just passes faster and faster now, and I feel like I'm just moving from mission to mission making my goals realities. I'm successful, I made it now, but I don't feel inspired anymore. I for many years now I I've been looking back at my whole experience with fanfiction.net with a kind of self cringe. I loved what I was doing all those years ago, I really, really enjoyed it. And then I stopped liking it, and then I was kind of disgusted by the stuff I had written years ago. But now I can kind of just accept it for what it is, and look back at it with a kind of joy. My time at fanfiction.net was inspired. It was fun. And I want to feel like that again. I want enjoy myself one more time before I'm too far down the path to becoming a employed robot. The only problem is that I've lost a lot of my creativity, my imagination, and most importantly my inspiration. I've let myself down so many times over the years, that I stop myself before I try. I don't believe in myself anymore. I used to think that I could do anything, and become anyone. But my newfound sense of reality crushed my dreams, even the attainable ones unfortunately. I might try writing again. I need to try. I have to have something in my life that makes me happy, and dammit I did like writing shitty stories on fanfiction.net. I can do it. 11/6/2016 Hey Hey Hey... Guess who's back? Back again? BOB THE BUILDER IS BACK!!! Ayy what up guys. I started writing on Fanfiction dot net again. Writing is fun, and I've decided to give it a chance as I make some changes to my career. I'm enjoying it a lot, and rediscovering a lot of the things I forgot from 5 years ago. I hope you all can excuse my disgustingly stupid profile. I made it when I was an immature and untidy 16 year old with no sense of formatting. I really want to change it, but I also want to leave it the way it is for some reason. I feel like it gives me a connection with the writer I was five years ago, and also gives me a chance to show how I have expanded as a writer and a person. Thank you all, much love Bobby B. 12/23/2016 Alright that's it. I've had enough with this cringy ass profile of mine. It's going bye bye. Soon. 12/24/2016 It's Christmas eve, and I've given myself a wonderful gift. All the shitty made up stuff I wrote about myself five years ago was deleted today. Feels good man. |
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