![]() Author has written 1 story for Transformers/Beast Wars. Name: It's Not Bob. Just try figuring out which way I meant that. Fufufu. Age: 685 Favorite food: Fruits right now. Who I think is the most annoying person alive: My little sister who is annoying, cool, and awesome Things I like: Left 4 Dead, pineapple, frozen grapes, hunters from Left 4 Dead, and fire. Favorite games: Left 4 Dead/2, Resident Evil 4, Just Dance Games I want:Team Fortress 2, all VALVE games, something with juice I'm really thirst right now... YS: Then get a glass of water you know what I'm getting one I'm thirsty too. Gets up and walks away. Not Bob: now I'm lonely TT.TT YS: MIZUNE ROCKS!!! Not Bob: Now I'm not lonely. YS: Chichichi. Not James Bond(I think that's his name=_='): Woof woof woof. YS: I BIT JUU! Not Bob : "looks at you." Ow. YS: I'M GUNNA BLOW UP THE WORLD WITH MY GIRAFFE AND HUNTER ARMY!! MWAHAHAHA!! Not Bob: No the hunter army is mine. YS: Not any more. Not Bob: You which me hunter "don't want talk" YS: I'm taking the internet. Good bye people reading this remember to watch your back for spies. Not Bob: Bye and I love juu all. YS: Be afraid very afraid. Hide your children. Not Bob: Hey I don't hurt kids. I like must kids. YS: *looks at Not Bob* Hide the children well. And hope they're safe. Not Bob: I wont a pet hell hound :( Friends & Best Friends FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this Girls Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it. If all else fails, try reading the instructions. Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying! I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me. Smart is sexy. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies… When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. Perfect men are only fictional. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. God must love stupid people; He made so many. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig. The trouble with life is there's no background music. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Fun things to do on an elevator: Try them today, kids! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Guy: Your body is like a temple. Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together (if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) |
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