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Parseltongue is Really Very Ordinary by
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Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,371 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
A New Kind of Normal by
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Harry doesn't want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won't take "no" for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
The Definition of Normal by
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A young Harry learns the everyday power of words. He's going to make the Dursleys happy by being "normal". Then they'll love him, just like they love Dudley! It's a flawless plan... right? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Harry, canonical level child neglect/abuse. Complete. Part 1 of the "Perfectly Normal" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete