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Hey all! My Name is Katie and i hope you enjoy my stories :)

I love NCIS, Wicked, RENT :)

Ziva: I'm wondering why I have a 9 mm hole in my cap?
Gibbs: (Pause, then answers somewhat uncertainly) Ventilation.

Gibbs: I trust you. You know that. But when we leave this elevator…
Ziva: You start kicking my butt.
Gibbs: (surprised) I don´t kick butt!

Ziva: A Marine dressed as a Civil War soldier shot by a musket, and then buried alive in a 140-year-old antique iron casket. And you're telling me this isn't your strangest case?
Tony: Yeah.
McGee: Pretty much.
Ziva: I don't know what I find more disturbing. Your eating habits or that fact I believe you.
Tony: I'm sorry, do our strange American foods frighten you?
Ziva: Haha, not at all. I was referring to your manners. You should have bought me one. (takes bite of Tony's burrito) Mmm...
McGee: Ah ha.
Tony: "Ah ha?"
McGee: I'm gonna go help Abby.

Tony: Ziva?
Ziva: Yes?
Tony: First of all, don't ever do that again. And second, what are you doing?
Ziva: I'm observing you Tony.
Tony: Any way you can do that in a less disturbing manner?

Tony: (to himself) I hate mondays.I hate fat house all you can eat burrito shack.More like fat house bacteria shack.I should't have come into work today.Gibbs sees me like this...
Ziva: He would probably be as horrified as I am, Agent DiNozzo.
(Tony turns to look at her)
Ziva: Working undercover as a hobo?
Tony: Mind telling me what you're doing here again?
Ziva: Uuhhhh, waiting.
Tony: For what?
Ziva: To start work.Does everyone always come in this late?
Tony: It's 0700.
Ziva: In Mossad we start at 0500.
Tony: Okay, let me refrase the original question: 'what the heck are you doing here, Ziva?'
Ziva: I see, Gibbs didn't tell you.
Tony: Tell me what?
Ziva: Mossad has assigned me to NCIS as a Liason Officer.We're going to be working together.
Tony: Does Gibbs know about this?
Ziva: Do you think I would be here if he didn't?
(the both laugh)
Ziva: You might want to do something about your hair.It's sticking up a porcuswine...wrong word, like a porcu...pig.The little animal with the little spikey's, yes?
McGee: Porcupine?
Ziva: Porcupine! Thank you, Special Agent McGee!

Tony: (About Ziva) Remind me to never tick her off.
Gibbs: Oh, DiNozzo.You have no idea.

(Tony and Ziva are at dinner. They are in contact with the rest of the team through earwigs)
Ziva: This is nice, isn't it?
Tony: Yeah. (laughs) Quiet little dinner, just the six of us!

Ducky: "How many times did he hit you?"
Tony: "I wasn't counting."
Ziva: "7 times."
Tony: "She was, of course."

(Ziva lands on top of Tony to protect him from a ricocheting bullet.)
Tony: Why are you on top of me?
Ziva: I'm protecting you.
Tony: Well don't.
Ziva: You didn't seem to mind when we were under cover.
Tony: That might have something to do with the fact that you were naked.
Ziva: Perhaps if it were warmer in here.
Tony: Really. Let me rephrase the question. Why are you still on top of me?

Tony: I was going to say that your life would have had more meaning if you had slept with me.
Ziva: If you had anything else on your mind perhaps I would have.
Tony: Reeeally?
Ziva: Um, no. Tony: So, riddle me this Badgirl. How does one wrangle an invite to dinner at your place?
Ziva: Why, feel a little left out, Tony?
Tony: I mean, McGee, I can understand. He's a good guest. I bet he brought a bottle of wine.
Ziva: And dessert.
Tony: Yeah, big surprise there. But Palmer? I've had more stimulating conversations with cat

Ziva: Just like the diner in Pulp Fiction
Tony: You don't know how to say 'porcupine' but you know the diner from Pulp Fiction.
Ziva: Believe it or not, we actually have movie theatres in my country.

Tony: People with guns make me nervous.
Ziva: I've noticed.
Tony: I was talking about you actually.
Ziva: Eh.

Ziva: I said no, I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
Tony: The term is easy.
Ziva: What's that difference?
Tony: Mostly the makeup.


Tony: Abby Sciuto. NCIS resident forensic scientist. A paradox wrapped in an oxymoron surrounded by a contradiction in terms. Sleeps in a coffin. Really, the happiest Goth you'll ever meet.

McGee: (sensing the awkwardness between Tony and Ziva) And...I'm gonna go do that...after I get a Nutter Butter...

Tony: I am a white male, between the ages of 18 and 49, with a loud mouth and a gun. I am the American dream.

Tony: Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?
Ziva
: It is just a movie, Tony.
Tony
: How dare you? puts down popcorn and hands Ziva a drink Is Mickey just a mouse? Ringling Brothers just a circus?
Ziva
: Yes.
Tony
: chuckles Well, you see, that's why you don't have any friends.
Ziva
: I do have friends!
Tony
: Really? Then what are you doing with me, watching a movie on a Friday night at work? Huh?
Ziva
: You are my friend.
Tony
: Really?
Ziva
: No. My date canceled.
Tony
: Mine, too. They smile and begin to watch The Black Pirate

Ziva: What is CGIS?
McGee
: Coast Guard Investigative Service.
Ziva
: The Coast Guard has an investigative branch?
McGee
: Well, they're smaller than us, but with a wider law enforcement reach.
Ziva: But it is the Coast Guard!
Tony
: Whoa, whoa. No need to get uppity. Yes, Virginia, there is a CGIS.
McGee
: Now they may not have our track record, or our je nai se quoi, but they are our legitimate sibling.
Tony
: Like Corky in Life Goes On.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible..
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (wow look how close these two are...)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and/or COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I like wolves so I MUST BE A WEREWOLF
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

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One Voice by Ti-girl reviews
Sometimes there are more important things than just solving the case." Tony and Ziva go undercover in a situation that makes then come to grips with their relationship, their future, and their own mortality.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 99,654 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Lightening Strike by Flash McGowen reviews
"What if this storm ends and I don't see you, as you are now, ever again?" When Tony is shot at a crime scene, a series of complications ensue, opening up old wounds and creating new ones.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,481 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Songs Like This by AQotL reviews
When Abby takes the NCIS team to a karaoke bar, everyone unintentionally begins to parody the songs they sing. Also unintentionally, they end up bringing everyone else into the madness. To put it quite simply, hilarity ensues. R&R.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010
Castaways by fieryprophet reviews
The NCIS team is stranded on a desert island en route to investigating a terrorist attack in Okinawa. Can they survive the flight bombing, the unforgiving island and each other? Pairings are JIBBS, TIVA, and MCABBY. Rated T for romance, language, etc.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Harness by MsAnimanga reviews
Korsak has been a bit too curious about Jane and Maura, and Jane finds an opportunity to keep him out of her business. For Day 4 of my Rizzoli and Isles Season 2 Drabble Countdown Challenge.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Dear Tony, by Cutezipie reviews
Tony is sent under cover as a marine. Will his and Ziva's new found relationship be able to with stand the hardships of war? Major Tiva! May contain mild season 7 spoilers. Set in middle of season 8. CAUTION: mentions of rape and...Please R&R! Thanks!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Vending Machine by NCIS7BEXX reviews
Tiva. Candy. Palmer?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Bass Isles by TheFutilitarian reviews
Third party POV on Rizzoli/Isles. Together. Eventually. He's only ever had a guest appearance but I'm sure everyone was left intrigued by the burning question - just what does Bass Isles think of everything that's going on...?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli
Consider It by Dartxni reviews
All her life, Jane has been told she was a lesbian. Character Study
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
NCIS Is Just Awesome by Noraque reviews
Gibbs and Jenny in a hammock? Sure. What else could make the whole team burst into song? Mild Jibbs, Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
Just For A Tan by GRACE5 reviews
Tony goes to talk to McGee after getting surprising news from Ziva. Tiva fluff
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by NCIStivaAddict reviews
Tony is dying to know what Ziva meant in that warehouse. He wants to know what happened in Somalia. But, sometimes ignorance truly is bliss. Can he handle the truth? Tag to Masquerade, but a multi-chap. RAted T for safety. Mention of RApe and Torture.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Homeland by Ink On Paper reviews
Sharpies. Tattoos. Mountains. Stains. Ziva . . . . . All of which are permanent now.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Ti Amo by The Last Letter reviews
Tony wants Ziva to know what he's feeling, but he doesn't have the courage to tell her. So he hatches a brilliant plan: tell her in Italian! Too bad Tony forgets that Ziva speaks Italian. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Tickle Attack by HG-Mills reviews
Tony and Ziva are fnally doing a little more than flirting but what's gonna happen when Michael arives? Not finished, forever on hiatus
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,605 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
RENT Wicked Style by webeta123 reviews
Just what the title says. THIS IS NOT A CROSSOVER! Reader-friendly
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Vox by Jeanne Luz reviews
It's a non-date date. Tony and Ziva pretend to watch a movie. Tony has a staring problem. Ziva's fingers are as interesting as her toes. And, "it's not all about sex you know."
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Ncis verision of freaky friday by blackdawn112 reviews
Ziva and Tony switch places due to a fortune cookie. What advantures will happen! I suck at summaries please read.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
True love by snowboard.chik reviews
Ziva and Tony in Paris. One-shot
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Just for a While by Shawanda94 reviews
And just for a while, they forgot about Gibbs and Mossad..." What I think happened in that hotel room in Paris. T for slight innuendo.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
What is this Feeling? by Emziiee-xxx reviews
The NCIS team is going on a week long shared vacation and Abby and Ziva are not happy about the room arrangements
Crossover - NCIS & Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Abby S. - Complete
Abby's mission by The Little Pixie Girl reviews
Abby wants Tony and Ziva together so she comes up with a plan but she needs help and she gets it
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The Truth Jack Knife by msziverdavid reviews
During Jack Knife. Season 7 spoilers. Hints of McAbby. Mostly and ALL TIVA! TIVA TIVA TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
From Pen to Paper by Griever11 reviews
Who wants a good chuckle or two? Your wish is my command. Featuring Tony and Ziva and McGee and the bullpen. And sex. Maybe.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Hello World reviews
Gibbs remembers Shannon and Kelly. Song Fic
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Shannon G.