Stormy X. Valentine
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Joined 01-18-06, id: 973236
Author has written 1 story for Gorillaz.

Hi, my name is Stormy, and I'm the ruler of Disneyland. Nice to meet you.

Anyway, I'm not actually new to FF.net. When I was 11 and thought I was really cool, I posted this lame Pirates of the Caribbean fic with my friend, and we got flamed really bad. So I stopped going on here and devoted my time to other things, like learning how to spelland finding out what a Mary-Sue is. Once I learned that (which took a long time, because I'm stupid) I decided to come back and unleash my powers of darkness. Yay!

By the way, my fic The Vacation of Doom is based off something that actually happened to me...kind of. I did go on vacation to Michigan with my parents and my mom's friend, but nothing cool happened. We just went hiking a lot and went to the beach and I was bored out of my mind. So I decided to write that story to keep me from getting so bored that I pass out. xD

Have safe sex, love your rifle!

- Stormy

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The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
Humanoia by The Coyote reviews
Through a freakish waffle accident involving one too many cherries, Gir gets one wish, and he wishes to be human. Now that Gir is more successful than he, is Zim jealous?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Gir, Zim
The Mary Sue Murders by Part-Time Robot reviews
Formerly "A Late Night Visit." Johnny meets various Mary Sues, and shows them why they should not exist. Not for those who like JohnnyOC romances. [Rated R for language and heavy violence. Complete.]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
Tears of a Rose by LittleMaggie reviews
A real tear-jerker for those who sympathize for Squee... for Squee has no hope, for he hurts like no child should hurt at his age. And for that, Johnny gives him the one last thing he has left to offer before he goes off... I cried when I wrote it.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2003
The Vacation of Doom reviews
Hesper thinks this vacation is going to be the same as always boring, stupid, and ending in disaster. She's wrong. Because this year, her favorite band is going to show up, randomly, and chaos will ensue. Yay!
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006