The Retarded Alchemist
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Redmail by Syntaxeme reviews
It was intended to just be one night, but time and persistence turn Grell's pursuit of Sebastian into something else entirely. Some of it is pleasant, some decidedly not, some sweet, some violent, none of it at all what our red lady expected going into this. But maybe not too bad a conclusion, either. (SebastianxGrell, if that wasn't clear.)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,194 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Rape The Moyashi by yuikshiro reviews
Allen woke up funny one day and found out that Koumi put Female-hormones in his body and now every male in the Black Order wants him. Now what happens when the Noah's want him too? Yullen,Laven,TykiXAllen. Rape and cussing included.-Being ReEdit-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,573 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
An Innocent Heart by Innocent heart2 reviews
After Allen nearly died on his mission, all of his friends are told that he will not live much past his seventeenth birthday. With that in mind, everyone pitches in to make all of his wishes come true. AllenXLenalee with possible other pairings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,677 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Birth of Scelus the Kishin by Kazriku reviews
They've defeated Kishin Asura and believed they've gained peace. But they're wrong. Lurking in the shadows, a group of people lead by a man named Noah are trying to create another Kishin using Chrona and Shinigami-sama's son, Kid. Full summary inside.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 207,072 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Crona, Death The Kid, Medusa G., Noah - Complete
becarful of monsters ::: chapter 1 by gamergurl233 reviews
Wright after daniel kills alexiander, he tries to leave but something happins...
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012
Afrodesiac by AAnimeLoverr29 reviews
Komui created a faulty experiment and sadly on the same day Jerrys off sick. Allen gets caught in an 'Accident' with his lunch which ends up with him drinking the potion. How will the Order cope with the new situation on their hands. M for later Chapters
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,560 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
Troublesome life by flames of desire reviews
Shikamaru is unsure with the feelings he has when he's around Temari, but Temari knows the feeling all to well and she yearns for it. In a World that complicates love which will win?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,126 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Wish of love, wish of sin by Stranger-of-the-void reviews
Allen doesn't like Kanda. Not even a bit.Even when he starts to have those dreams about him, he still refuses to admit his love for him, although this won't stop his body to long for him.Against his will the wish will fulfill itself...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,091 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
what the hell free time at the BO cannot be good! by ReiLuvsAllen reviews
never let komui give you anything. The results of too much free time at the black order. takes place after the ark events before louvellier. YULLEN.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,335 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Teary Sakura Departure by God Tier reviews
Liz had died giving birth do Kidd's daughter, Violet, when on her birthday, Kidd has decided to take her to her grave, what happens? CONTAINS FC Fan Character
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
Moments by gardenofstardust reviews
A oneshot/miniarc series of SoulxMaka and KidxMaka-centric concepts. Snapshots of each couple's relationship, from one little moment to the next, and everything in between; sometimes the best moments are the little ones. SoulxMaka/KidxMaka.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,860 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
A Place Called Home by Kamari the Mighty reviews
After six years of separation, Jen, Jonesy, Nikki, Caitlin, Wyatt, and Jude return home for a chance to catch up. But nothing lasts forever and the six soon discover they aren't the only ones who've changed. Takes place after the series finale.
6teen - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,007 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
Double Acts by Spydertiger reviews
When Liz and Patty are whisked off to the mad universe of D.Gray-man, neither have any idea of what to expect. Least of all a crazy pair of gun-toting brothers. Perhaps it's the start of a strange new friendship, if they don't kill each other first.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,482 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Jasdero, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Winter Waltz by cerrdy reviews
Its time for Shimbusen's Annual Winter Dance! While Soul and Maka bet over getting dates for the dance, a unexpected new threat stands in their way. SoulXMaka and some BlackStarXTsubaki and KiddxPattiXLiz Rating may change... COMPLETE!REVIEW!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 119,463 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Collision by MetallicIllusionAlchemist reviews
A simple transmutation gone wrong sends Death The Kidd to Amestris and Alphonse Elric to Death City. Edward is having a problem finding a way to help his brother and getting the symmetry-crazed weirdo back home! Eventual RoyEd, KiddChrona. T for safety.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward E., Death The Kid
Natural Born Eater by chupplewup reviews
Scooby gets hungry and Velma shows hims something delicious he hasn't tried before. Scooby/Velma !mature contnet!
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Scooby Doo, Velma
Dreams by Chaotic Tai reviews
What he desires and what she's afraid of admitting. Things change when they have to live together. Will update every week if I get enough reviews. Complete, sequels coming soon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,363 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete