Hi. My name is Carly and I'm from Melbourne, Victoria. I love camping in the bush, I love my friends and they know who they are. My favourite movie of all time is Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief. Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. - - I do this all the time .. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly - - ITS Fun doin this :P they stare at ya funny and I laughed and said innocently "i has issues..." 7) SAY - DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. - - - I have done this, too. It's hilarious!! 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." - - Omigod - - I shouted this out in class! we couldnt stop laughing. 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" - - I've done this. Its funny. 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. FUNNY QUOTES - Camp- Me: Heey Josh will you go out with me? Oval- Primary School Principal's Office- Another Primary school time at the office (PREP)- If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. |