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4. You didn't notice I skipped three
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6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
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10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
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Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Name: Call me whatever you want

Age: I'm 13 years old

Country: 'Merica MY DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Description: Medium length black braids, tall, Really dark brown eyes, and glasses

Family: I have two brothers. And mum and dad, and other family

Hobbies: Reading, writing, hanging out with my friends, drawing, laughing, talking, and being weird.

Fav colour: blue, black, red and silver

Fav animal: I love all animals, except for snake, spiders, rats, mice or anything else like that. But my favourites are cats

Fav bands/singers: Imagine dragons, Twenty one pilots, and Fall out Boy, PATD kinda 5SOS

Fav songs: Anything by Imagine dragons, Twenty one pilots, PATD or Fall out Boy

Fav movies: Rise of the Guardians, Stardust, Every Harry Potter movie, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Deadpool, Hunger Games

Fav TV shows: SHADOWHUNTERS!!!! Teen Wolf, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Arrow, Flash, OUAT, and the 100

Fav books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, the Hunger Games trilogy, the Mortal Instruments, Divergent trilogy, the Kane Chronicles, the Maze Runner, Infernal Devices, Dark Artifices, Throne of Glass series, Magnus Chase, Trials of Apollo,

Fav authors: Rick Riordan, Suzanne Collins, Cassandra Clare and J.K Rowling

Fav male characters: Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez, Peeta Mellark, Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis, Alec Lightwood, Magnus Bane, Rushton, Finnick Odair, Nico di Angelo, Jason Grace, Michael Yew, Tobias Eaton, Carter Kane, Anubis, Will Herondale, Gideon Lightwood, Maven, Cal, Stiles Stilinski, Zuko, Tate Langdon, Barry Allen,

Fav female characters: Annabeth Chase, Piper Mclean, Saphira, Katniss Everdeen, Clary Fray, Isabelle Lightwood, Thalia Grace, Reyna, Tris Prior, Sadie Kane, Zia, Cecily Herondale, Lydia Martin, Allison Argent, Malia Tate, Maia, Mare

Fav actors: Daniel Raddcliffe, Matthew Daddorio, Tom Holland, Logan Lerman, Emma Watson, Taylor Lautner (Just because of Shark Boy and LAva Girl)

Fears: Everything and Nothing

My favourite book/TV couples: PERCABETH ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Jace/Clary, Four/Tris, Jason/Piper, Leo/Calypso, Katniss/Peeta, WILL AND TESSA!!!!!! OH THERE ARE TOO MANY!!!!!!! Stiles/Lydia, Malec, Sizzy, Hinny, Wolfstar, Romaine, Jily, Perfect Diego/Cristina, Emma/Julian

What I'm reading: Beautiful Creatures and Witch Hunter

What I'm listening to: Last of the real ones by Fall Out Boy


"One Must Always Be Careful With Books And What Is Inside Them, For Words Have the Power to Change Us"--Tessa Gray, The Clockwork Angel


Name: That is a secret. Hehehe

Single or taken: Single

Gender: Female

Birthday: June

Sign: Gemini

--APPEARANCE--

Hair color: Black

Eye colour: Really Dark Brown

Height: 5'4

Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight

--FASHION STUFF--

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: I don't really shop much

Favourite designer?: Don't have one.

What is your sexiest outfit?: I don't think i own one

What is your most comfortable outfit?: Sweatpants and a hoodie...or just pyjamas

What do you usually wear?: Jeans and a comfortable shirt. Or shorts and a comfortable shirt in summer.

--WHAT ABOUT --

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Carol's Daughter i think

What are you listening to right now: Last of the real ones by Fall Out Boy

Who is the last person that called you?: My mummy

How many buddies are online right now?: I dunno

--FAVORITES--

Food: tangerines, grapes, nachos... lemonade, lattes ... do drinks even count?

Girls names: Hazel, Hermione and Isabelle

Boy’s names: I am absolutely obsessed with the name Maven, which may or may not be because of The Red Queen

Subjects in school: English, P.E. and my electives.

Animals: cats

--HAVE YOU EVER—

Given anyone a bath?: Not that I remember???

Smoked?: Nope

Bungee jumped?: Nope, and I'm not planning on it either

Made yourself throw up?: Absolutely not

Skinny dipped?: Nope.

Ever been in love?: No

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope

Pictured your crush naked?: No

Actually seen your crush naked?: No, of course not

Cried when someone died?: Do book charaters count? If they do, then yes.

Lied: Yes

Fallen for your best friend? : No

Rejected someone?: no

Used someone?: nope

Done something you regret?: Not exactly

--WHAT--

Clothes: Anything comfortable.

Music: My friends say i listen to Emo music so ya . . . .

Smell: chocolate scented stuff.

Desktop picture: Compilation of my favourite book/tv characters and friends

CD in player: Not sure

DVD in player: I'm pretty sure its Stardust

--LAST PERSON--

You touched: I kicked my brother this morning

You hugged: My friend

You IMed: Don't IM

You yelled at: My brother

You kissed: No one

--ARE YOU--

Understanding: Yes

Open-minded: Yeah

Arrogant: Sometimes...

Insecure: Absolutely

Random: All the time

Hungry: Most of the time yes

Smart: Depends on your definition of smart

Moody: Yes, yes I am

Hard working: When I actually get off my podex and do something.

Organized: I'm the most unorganized demigod/wizard/shadowhunter that ever livd

Healthy: no not really

Shy: kinda

Difficult: Yes

Bored easily: Unfortunately yes, pretty sure I'm ADHD

Obsessed: Yes, lets not get into that

Angry: Occasionally

Sad: yeah

Happy: Most of the time

Hyper: Like, all the time

Trusting: kinda, no really

--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--

Kill: No one

Slap?: Lot's of people

Get really wasted with?: I guess my friends

Get high with: I don't smoke

Talk to offline: My friends

Talk to online: I'm not online, unless you count this.

--RANDOM--

In the morning I: complain about having to get up

Love is: something that only happens in books

I dream about: Book related things

Sexual preference: ?

What do you notice first in the opposite sex: Um, looks and height. A guy can't be shorter than me.

--WHICH IS BETTER--

Coke or Pepsi: Neither

Flowers or candy: Candy

Tall or short: Tall

--WHO--

Makes you laugh the most: It's not hard to get me to laugh. Just stare at me funny and I'm on the floor. Apparently laughing is good for the abs, if that's true, I'd be an Iron Man... or Woman?

Makes you smile: It's also not hard to get me to smile

Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: No face from spirited away because he's hella creepy

--DO YOU EVER--

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Nope

Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Sometimes

Wish you were younger: yeah, sometimes

Cry because someone said something to you?: Nope

--NUMBER--

Of times I've had my heart broken: zero

Of hearts I have broken: Zero

Of guys I've kissed: None

Of girls I've kissed: None

Of CD's I own: I'm not sure

Of scars on my body: I have too may scars on my legs.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend, I-want-your-cookies, FelipeThePenguin, cubanbread1993, AnnabelleTheMidget, theperksofbluefood, A.S.N.9900, PavLuvsPercyJackson, ..Apple..Air..,


THE PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:


I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea


I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me


I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course


I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse


I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"


I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side


I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights


I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright


I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother


I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others


I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars


I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car


Yes, I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.


Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love Percy Jackson the character.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have watched the Percy Jackson and the Olympians movie more than once.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have a Percy Jackson obsession.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: love 'Percabeth'.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: have re-read certain parts of the story over and over again. *cough page 374 of The Last Olympian the last line of the chapter where Percy and Annabeth kiss cough*(Guilty)

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: were sad when you finished the series.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: talk about Percy Jackson so much that your family and friends get really annoyed.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: ever daydream about yourself in the Percy Jackson world.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: think the 'Thalico' is completely AU and OCC but still love them.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: loved Percy Jackson and the Olympians the movie even though it was different from the book.

Copy and paste me to your profile if you: are a demigod. (A girl can dream right?)


Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart- I copied this from PJoHoOFan


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or Instagram. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already


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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!


Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!


You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (YES!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Why am I on this sight then?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Hades yeah!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Everyday all the frickin' time!!!!)

Everything reminds you of the book.(Definitely!)

You quote random lines all the time.(Most of the time)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yeah.)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (That's a great idea! I know what to do during class now!)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (That is like, one of the most important part about brewing a Fangirl/boy!)

You've got a book memorized. (Yep! :))

You've read a book more than five times. (Duh! I mean, HoH is like 500 and something pages long (I feel ashamed not to know the number :())

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Yep!)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (...WHO TOLD YOU!)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (I would like for Leo to be by boyfriend, but I'm pretty sure Calypso would kick my ass)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Yes!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (ALWAYS!!!)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.


If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

Post this on your profile if you are waiting for someone to be the Percy to your Annabeth. Meaning that even in a goddess steals his memories, he will always remember you.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

"The fall? That was nothing! I fell twice as far from the St. Louis Arch." - Percy, The Son of Neptune


If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen

Time Wasted Dreaming

Sammilovesbutterflies

the-crazy-kit-kat

Thalico-freak-99-

nissi1216

Nico's Girlfriend1

PavLuvsPercyJackson

..Apple..Air..


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

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8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.


Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, fat pannda, Nico's Girlfiend1, PavLuvsPercyJackson


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

IF YOU HAVE EVER SAID THAT AN ANIME CHARACTER IS SEXY AND YOU LOVE THEM, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.


PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper McLean, The Lost Hero

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason Grace, The Lost Hero

"The plant war," Percy said, "You're going to arm all the little grapes with tiny assault rifles?" -Percy, The Mark of Athena

"So...they want to replace all wine with cranberry juice or something?" -Percy Jackson, The Mark of Athena

"We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!"

"Oh sure," Leo said. "Like...um, the Little Mermaid?" -Aphros and Leo Valdez, The Mark of Athena

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy, a PJO book

"Why do you need to gallop while you fly?"

"Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dont know boss, but it just feels right." -Percy and Blackjack, a PJO book

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!


(Bold=yes)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies
(x) You love jeans
(x) Dogs are better than cats
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x) Shopping is torture.
(x) Sad movies suck
(x) You own/ed an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid (Just with my little brother)
(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (I was five, jeez)
(x) You watch sports on TV
(x) Gory movies are cool
(x) You go to your dad for advice
(x) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to high school football games.
(x) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear
(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think
(x) Sports are fun

(x) Talk with food in your mouth. (Occasionally, only at home)
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 15 ( and I am a girl!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x) Cats are better than dogs.

(x) You wear lip gloss/Chapstick (does lip balm count?)

(x) You love to shop

(x) You wear eyeliner.

(x) You wear the color pink.

(x) Go to your mom for advice.

(x) You consider cheerleading a sport.

(x) You hate wearing the color black

(x) You like hanging out at the mall.

(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

(x) You like wearing jewelry (Only earrings)

(x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.

(x) You were in gymnastics/dance. (In grade 2)

(x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

(x) You smile a lot more than you should

(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

(x) You care about what you look like.

(x) You like wearing dresses when you can.

(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne)

(x) You love the movies.

(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid

(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

(x) Like being the star of every thing

Total: 8.

That's kinda sad.


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.


Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY?

THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.

The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF' (Seriously -.-")

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Copy and paste it to your profile!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile. (What do youthink I'm doing when it's bed-time?)

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

This last one scared me so i pasted it one my profile...

95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing. 'ha ha


Books aren't made of pages and words, they are made of hopes, dreams and possibilities

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Don't Double Date by shewritesstories reviews
When Rapunzel coaxes Merida out on a double date with her boyfriend Jack and his friend Hiccup, it becomes clear that the events of that valentines night will affect their lives more than they could ever have imagined... Please post your opinions in the reviews, this is my first fic! Mordern AU (Jackunzel, Mericcup) **MAJOR CHAPTER EDITING**
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/27/2015
Just Another Day in Zombieville by JackFrostnDean reviews
AU. THE BIG FOUR fanfic. When Jack, Rapunzel, Hiccup and Merida find themselves in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse, there's trouble and utter chaos. Can they work together long enough to survive and figure out how to stop the zombies? And is everything really what it seems?
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,845 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost
7 Days by TwelveTurquoise12 reviews
Conner is determined to make Bree blush by the end of seven days. Set at the end of the sixth book, so spoilers may apply. Slight AU.
Land of Stories - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,409 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 7/27/2017 - [Bree C., Conner B.] - Complete
Spring Break by cjupsher reviews
Hiccup and Merida despise each other. But their friends think they're a perfect match. What will a trip to their friend's lake house change. Or will things between them stay the same?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,144 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Hiccup, Merida] - Complete
Kings and Queens by So Much Tea reviews
Emma Swan is struggling as an actress. All seems lost until she manages to swing a spot on Kings and Queens, the most popular Medieval TV Show of all time. But here's the catch: Emma hates being in love, and acting it is proving more tricky than she first thought. Her whole world is about to change, especially working alongside her new and mysterious co-star Killian Jones.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,059 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
The Safe Zone by RainStormer98 reviews
Rapunzel wants to be safe, Merida wants to see her family again, Jack wants his mom to live and his dad home safely, Hiccup wants to help everyone be safe. These four survive the deadly disease which causes the apocalypse. Can they stop the virus Pitch has set upon this world, or become weak and turn? Mericcup and Jackunzel (Rated T for language and gore)
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 3/15/2015 - [Rapunzel, Jack Frost] M. Gothel, Pitch
The 5 Times Bree Caught Conner Looking At Her by TwelveTurquoise12 reviews
And the one time Conner caught Bree staring at him. ConnerXBree. Oneshot. Please read and review!
Land of Stories - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2016 - [Bree C., Conner B.] - Complete
Battle of the Bands by Anibelli reviews
Percy, Jason, Leo, Frank, Grover, and Nico are in a band. Annabeth, Piper, Calypso, Hazel, Juniper, and Thalia are in a rival band. Both bands go to high school. Stuff happens. DISCONTINUED Honestly this story sucks so much idk why you all keep looking at it but thanks for 300,000 views i guess?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,299 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Annabeth C., Calypso, Piper M., Hazel L.
All The Right Notes by PavLuvsPercyJackson reviews
Annabeth is hired by Sally Jackson to look after her young kids while she works, but what will happen when she meets Sally's oldest son, musician and all-round hottie, Percy J. WARNING: PERCABETH! And definitely other pairings too, I may even allow some Thalico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,993 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Thalia G.
The not-so-Breakfast Club by FloraIrmaTylee reviews
Rapunzel's this cheerleader who gets along with everyone. Jack's this troublemaking loner. Merida's a jock with a fiery temper. And Hiccup is this nerd who's always picked on. The four of them meet in detention, and an unlikely friendship starts, eventually blossoming into something more than four random kids forced together. ROTBTD fic, Highschool AU. Cover by graciemanonla.
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,378 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Rapunzel, Jack Frost] - Complete
A Pirates Life For Me by PavLuvsPercyJackson reviews
Annabeth Chase is a rich merchant's daughter, promised in marriage to the heir of the richest man in the village, but what if she's kidnapped by pirates? Will She fall in love with the green-eyed captain? WARNING: Total Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 44,352 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
A New Start by sorryireadtoomuch reviews
Trying to balance a life at Camp Half Blood and a life at New York Prep High School, Annabeth, Percy, Piper, Jason, Leo, Calypso, and Nico learn that conquering school is harder than any quest. Percabeth, Jasper, Caleo. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,050 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Calypso - Complete
The Dragon Games by Tessa the fandom queen reviews
The suitors came every year. The results were always the same. The answer was always the same. But what happens when the young men of Berk are thrown into the mix? The young men attempt to win the heart of Princess Merida, but the one boy who catches her eye the most, is the one she almost over looked. Is Hiccup a part of Merida's fate?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,347 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Complete
Straight Hair by MissRainicorn reviews
On Saturday morning, she decided to ask Rapunzel for a favor. A favor she wouldn't normally ask for. Which definitely has nothing to do with a certain someone coming back home after four years. Nope. Nothing at all.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Hiccup, Merida] - Complete
Cast Away by PavLuvsPercyJackson reviews
After a devastating plane crash over the Atlantic, Annabeth Chase is stranded on an island alone. Until, a raven-haired boy washes ashore, close to death. Can Annabeth save him? Can they find their way back home? Will something more than friendship spark between the two of them?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.