Jacob is revealed to be. Well. Awesome. Edward is a failure and Bella grows a small but noticeable backbone. Read or not, but I guarantee Twihards will hate me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete