![]() I love reading fanfiction, but this is the first time i have made an account. i decided i should give my favorite authors the proper reviews they deserve. Love fanfics pertaining to PJ&O, HP, and TWILIGHT?!?!?! feel free to PM me if you want me to review your fanfic. so long as theres no OOC, Mary Sue, etc... I HATE STEREOTYPES. AHHH! [I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic] [I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists] [I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun] [I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz] [I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed] [I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart] [I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser] [I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy] [I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS] [I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape] [I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist] [I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch] [I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat] [I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world] [I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals] [I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people] [I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible] [I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay] [I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy] [I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants] [I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a drunk son of a bitch] [I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store] [I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage] [I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore] [I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore] [I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut] [I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs] [I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive] [I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob] [I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo] [I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend] [I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars] [I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border] [I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy] [I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore] [I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut] [I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals] [I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a gangster] [I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST] [I'm GORGEOUS, so I MUST not be a virgin] [I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life] [I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention] [I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention] [I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual] [I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist] [I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all] [I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay] [I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe] [I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer] [I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser] [I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll] [I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi] [I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO] [I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT] [I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited] [I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13] [I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy] [I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy] [I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas] [I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction] [I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude] [I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent] [I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid [I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot] [I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis] [I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat] [I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly] [I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7] [I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals] [I'm MIXED so I must be SEXY] [I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid] [I play SOCCER so I must be a WIMP] [I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times] [I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so I must be a geek] [I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA] [I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect] [I'm DEPRESSED so I MUST be emo and cut myself] [I POP MY COLLAR so I MUST be stuck up and bitchy] [I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be stuck up and hate everyone] |
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