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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

hi my real name is sara.

i love the twilight saga.

my age im not gonna tell you.

my fraviot colours are blue and green.

ok so the pics that learnt a lesson ir with the storysso gust look for tbtlal

hey so this is gust some stuff i had to put on

--If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

--They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

--Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

10 Reasons Why I Love Robert Pattinson

1. He's a total hottie

2. He has the most chizled jaw i have ever seen. And he just got abs!! And they're real!!

3. He is always so humble.

4. He plays as Edward Cullen. (My favorite fictional character of all time)

5. He has freakin' drop dead gorgeous hair!! So HOT!!

6. His british accent. It's so cute!!

7. He's high-larious!! But then again i would laugh at any joke of his, even if it weren't funny.

8. He's one hell of an actor!

9. His butt!! So round, and firm...aw damn. i'm drooling again.

10. He's Robert freakin' Pattinson man!! how can you not love him!!??

Ways to Annoy the Cullens

1. take Alice's credit cards, hold them over your head and yell, "jump for it shorty!!"

2. take Edward's cell phone, and change the ringtone to "Like A Virgin" by Madonna

3. ask Carlisle what he really does at the night shifts with the hot nurses

4. when Edward starts to leave, get on your knees and beg him not to leave. not again.

5. when Edward argues or complains say, "what are you gonna do Edward? go to Italy?"

6. whenever Jasper retreats, yell with a thick southern accent, "Run, Jasper, Run!!"

7. make Emmet watch Brother Bear, and occasionally ask, "how do you feel now?"

8. whenever Jasper is sitting in the corner quietly and depressed, mumble the emo kid song under your breath

9. whenever Jasper is done talking to you say, "sir yes sir!!" army style

10. ask Esme how she feels about the nurses hanging all over Carlisle

11. trip Alice and ask her if she saw it coming

12. Tell Charlie Bella’s pregnant, but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether if it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.

13. Take Charlie's gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys by Inner Circle and I Shot the Sheriff by Bob Marley in the background.

14. end every conversation with Edward, 'bite me Edward.'

15. ask Emmet if he's on steroids

16. ask Emmet who wears the pants in the relationship

17. when talking to Jacob, don't use english. bark at him

18. tell Jacob that even though he runs at 109 degrees, that Bella still doesn't think he's hot

19. ask Jacob if he likes to do things...doggy style.

20. tell Jacob that real men sparkle

21. call Rosalie, "Hoe"-salie.

22. around Rosalie, complain about how being a human just sucks

23. subscibe Play Boy for Edward, and when he asks why tell him he needs to be more like a man

24. ask Jasper why he's always sad and depressed, then ask to see his arm and exclaim "JASPER HALE! Emos do not bite themselves! you've got it all wrong..."

25. instead of calling the Cullen's "leech's" or "bloodsuckers" call them "mosquitos". tell them it has a softer touch.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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Player, or Nice Guy? by Jessie Cullen-Potter reviews
Alice and Bella moved to forks, only to bump into the Cullen boys.Edward and Jasper are Players and Emmet is the only good one.Alice and Bella get a band together and write songs about players.Will the boys change for the newbies?Rated M for later chaps x
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Meyer Wood Boarding School by LeAh111 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are triplets going to Meyer Wood then they meet the infamous Edward,Emmett and Jasper.Problem: they're players! They also have the Queen B's Aka SLuts on their backs. How will they survive? simple; show them who's boss!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,226 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cullen Inheritance by twilightluver001 reviews
Money. Respect. NYC. Edward Cullen had them all, being the grandson of Elizabeth Cullen. When out of nowhere came in Bella Swan, who saved Gran's life, his life began to go downhill. Now he was in danger of losing his most prized possession: his legacy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,542 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Elusively Yours by GemmaH reviews
Edward Cullen has just one rule for his sex life: The moms he picks up in the schoolyard have to be involved with someone else. It's the perfect system, until he meets Bella Swan. He thought that he set the terms, apparently nobody thought to tell Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,955 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9529 - Favs: 8,816 - Follows: 5,806 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel of Pain by Lovenyx125 reviews
Edward, Rose, Alice, Esme, Carlisle vamps. Bella, Em, Jasper human and triplets. When the Swans are forced to marry the Cullens will they go with plan D?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,338 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Days Go by Like Weeks by cplust reviews
Bella makes a stupid mistake by getting drunk and sleeping with her best friends boyfriend/her boyfriends best friend. Eventually she falls pregnant, but doesn't know who her babies daddy is. All the usual angst and drama applies. E/B story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,119 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Life Like No Other by OoOMusicloverOoO reviews
Bella Swan is a 17 year old teenager who thought her life couldn't get any worse, well how about when 5 pregnancy tests turn out positive? How will her friends and family react? And who are the Cullens? Plz read its not your typical pregnancy story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Violet by edieswan reviews
Sexy rich boy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Truth Lies by To Keep Your Last Words reviews
Hi my name is Bella I am 15 and I am a freshman at Forks High. I am a secret slut in my way; I had three guys that I've had sex with since my 8th grade year.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Need by shaunna100 reviews
Sequel to Alone: When Edward returns to Bella after being gone for many months, he hopes she will just run into his arms. But that isn't the case at all. All Edward wants is to be with Bella and their son. But will Bella ever let him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,921 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dance Fever ! by TwilightJunkie01 reviews
Bella lives in Phoenix and is part of a dance crew called 'Spinning Ghosts' join Bella as she finds new love with one of the Cullen boys when her dad makes her move to Forks. Also find out what happens when Bella runs into Renee after three years.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
He Left Me Broken by RandomFandom7722 reviews
set in new moon. what would happen if the wolves never saved Bella from Laurent? what if Laurent changed Bella? what if Bella saw the cullens again when one hundred years later? AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Happy Ending ? by TwilightJunkie01 reviews
Bella finds Jacob cheating on her at the bar she works at. How will Bellas boxing skills hold off whenever Jacob trys to get close to Bella. Also how will Bella cope with being a single mom and looking after Charlie after he's in an accident ?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010
Daddy's Little Girl by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella's a good girl, goes to a private girls school doesn't put a foot wrong. Goes out for one night with the girls and meets bad boy Edward who is from a public school and leads Bella off onto a different path... AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,588 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Don't Need To Be Alone To Be Lonely by Dreamy Emo Poet reviews
A single tear broke through the barrier of toughness I put on every day. Jasper saw and wiped it away with his thumb. 'I know I can't really empathize...because I have four siblings. But I get like that too; you don't need to be alone to be lonely. JxB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Unexpected by Ariellove12 reviews
Bella is head cheerleader, Edward is football quarterback. They're both 17 and are the perfect couple. But what happens when Bella gets pregnant? My first fanfiction. AH/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,120 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Skater and the Player by I'm A Bitch You've Been Warned reviews
Bella, Alice,and Emmett are the most popular kids at Forks high. Then Edward, Jasper and Rosalie came. Will Edward, the player, and Bella, the skater, find true love or hatred? BXE AXJ RXEm AH OOC T cause I'm paraniod
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
they street race? by hydi cullen-inlovewith Draco M reviews
Bella has just moved and Charile warned her to stay away from Edward Cullen and his crew.But she dosen't and whats this street racing and what is bella hiding is she really asweet girly girl like eveyone thinks? R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,756 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tales of Courting Cinderbella by From Infinities Within reviews
Isabella Swan is the daughter of a Lord of a manor. She is near royal but treated like a peasant. Edward Masen is in line to be King and is in position for an arranged marriage. Can a dance at the masquerade ball shake things up? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,768 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3328 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sink Into Me by kaitzilla reviews
Bella is the new girl in Forks. She catches the eye of Peninsula Crest Academy's main player, Edward Masen. He's confident she will be another one of his conquests. Too bad she's not about to let everyone think of her that way. Future lemons. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,509 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
What are players for? by JessLovesTheGreen reviews
Edward is the schools biggest player and Bella is the misunderstood teenager but what happens when Alice gives Bella a makeover and Edward wants Bella? Drama there will be :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,212 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Silent Tears by Lovenyx125 reviews
All vamps. Cullens get a call. They go to alsaka to find Emmett and Isabella. Isabella doesn't talk. At first they seem like lovers but truth is that Isabella and Jasper are actually twins. Isabella is in pain. Can Edward help her? Why doesn't she talk?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dance Camp by MaggieBeth reviews
Bella is an amazing dancer, and gets spotted at a competition; she gets invited to a camp help in New York. What will happen when a certain auburn haired god is her teacher? R&R! Redoing chapters. In the middle of a 'make-over'...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008
Emo Singer Bella by bree.the.vampier reviews
Bella is Emo but she loves singing. her family is very very rich. what will happen when they move to the small town of Forks? will Bella still take her pain out on herself? will she meet another person like her? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,601 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella
A Life Undone by monksmama reviews
Edward Masen goes to sleep an older sucsessful businessman and wakes his eighteen year old self. Why has he gone back and what changes will he make when he can do it all again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,731 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward
It Belongs to You by outsetislander reviews
Seeking a place to belong, shy gymnast Bella Swan is sent to boarding school at the elite Volterra Prep. She is sent on a whirl wind of love,hardcore cheerleading,Goth nightclubs,shaved heads,fake IDs,suicidal pasts,male cheerleaders and more!BxE.AllHuman
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,548 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
the emo who goes to rehab hehe by emoellie42396 reviews
Bella swan is an anorexic emo whos parents send to rehab. when she meets Alice emmett rosalie edward and jasper there will she make true friends and maybe even bloom feelings for edward? EXB JXA EMXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Spooky by yourlifeislivingalie reviews
Bella, what the hell's goin' on with you?" Quinn asked, his face the perfect definition of sincere confusion. "Um, I see dead people?" I quoted lightly, trying to downplay my now three-week long traumatic experience. Full summary inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Summer Love? by MaggieBeth reviews
Bella and Alice are on summer vacation, and are planning a trip to the small dreary town of Forks. Bella thinks this trip will be a living nightmare, but after seeing Edward will her presumptions change? All Human! R&R, better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008
Jonathon the Baby's Not Yours! by VandDuskgrowlcatnip reviews
Bella and Alice get bored one day, go online and odd things happen... BELLA HAD COFFEE AGAIN! -GASP-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Alice, Bella
tbtlal
hey these are gust the cloths and stuff
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edward, Bella