![]() Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. hi my real name is sara. i love the twilight saga. my age im not gonna tell you. my fraviot colours are blue and green. ok so the pics that learnt a lesson ir with the storysso gust look for tbtlal hey so this is gust some stuff i had to put on --If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile --They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. --I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. REMEMBER WHEN .. --Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now 10 Reasons Why I Love Robert Pattinson 1. He's a total hottie 2. He has the most chizled jaw i have ever seen. And he just got abs!! And they're real!! 3. He is always so humble. 4. He plays as Edward Cullen. (My favorite fictional character of all time) 5. He has freakin' drop dead gorgeous hair!! So HOT!! 6. His british accent. It's so cute!! 7. He's high-larious!! But then again i would laugh at any joke of his, even if it weren't funny. 8. He's one hell of an actor! 9. His butt!! So round, and firm...aw damn. i'm drooling again. 10. He's Robert freakin' Pattinson man!! how can you not love him!!?? Ways to Annoy the Cullens 1. take Alice's credit cards, hold them over your head and yell, "jump for it shorty!!" 2. take Edward's cell phone, and change the ringtone to "Like A Virgin" by Madonna 3. ask Carlisle what he really does at the night shifts with the hot nurses 4. when Edward starts to leave, get on your knees and beg him not to leave. not again. 5. when Edward argues or complains say, "what are you gonna do Edward? go to Italy?" 6. whenever Jasper retreats, yell with a thick southern accent, "Run, Jasper, Run!!" 7. make Emmet watch Brother Bear, and occasionally ask, "how do you feel now?" 8. whenever Jasper is sitting in the corner quietly and depressed, mumble the emo kid song under your breath 9. whenever Jasper is done talking to you say, "sir yes sir!!" army style 10. ask Esme how she feels about the nurses hanging all over Carlisle 11. trip Alice and ask her if she saw it coming 12. Tell Charlie Bella’s pregnant, but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether if it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike. 13. Take Charlie's gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys by Inner Circle and I Shot the Sheriff by Bob Marley in the background. 14. end every conversation with Edward, 'bite me Edward.' 15. ask Emmet if he's on steroids 16. ask Emmet who wears the pants in the relationship 17. when talking to Jacob, don't use english. bark at him 18. tell Jacob that even though he runs at 109 degrees, that Bella still doesn't think he's hot 19. ask Jacob if he likes to do things...doggy style. 20. tell Jacob that real men sparkle 21. call Rosalie, "Hoe"-salie. 22. around Rosalie, complain about how being a human just sucks 23. subscibe Play Boy for Edward, and when he asks why tell him he needs to be more like a man 24. ask Jasper why he's always sad and depressed, then ask to see his arm and exclaim "JASPER HALE! Emos do not bite themselves! you've got it all wrong..." 25. instead of calling the Cullen's "leech's" or "bloodsuckers" call them "mosquitos". tell them it has a softer touch. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. |
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