10 Commandments of Survival: 1: Don't bring a knife to a gunfight... or rather, don't bring just a knife. 2: Battle plans never survive contact with the enemy... so be the enemy. 3: All else being equal, even the slightest edge matters. 4: Never trust someone who smiles all the time, they're up to something. 5: Speak softly and carry a big stick... heck, speak softly and carry a big gun. 6: Praise the Lord... but pass the ammunition. 7: If something seems too good to be true, it probably isn't. 8: 'Friendly Fire' isn't. 9: The price of liberty is constant vigilance. (Just ask Mad-eye...) 10: Expect the worst, the pessimist can only be pleasantly surprised. 11: Don't get caught. THOUGHTS TO LIVE BY AND RULES OF LIFE "Life is not stranger than fiction, life is fiction." "Life is an 'f' in lie..." "If ambidextrous means you're equally good with both hands, does being equally bad make you ambisinistrous?" "The most dangerous form of madness, is the conviction that you're sane." "The improbable, we can do immediately; the impossible takes just a little bit longer..." "I read to escape reality... problem is, reality keeps catching me." "Of course I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?" "Just because they are out to get you, it doesn't mean you're not paranoid." "It's not the bullet with my name on it that worries me. It's all the ones marked To Whom It May Concern..." "My shoulder angel and shoulder devil agree more often than not. Should I be worried?" "You can be absolutely correct, and still be crazy." This also applies in reverse: "Just because I'm insane, it doesn't mean that I'm wrong." "You know, for such an incredibly intelligent person, you sure do a lot of stupid things." "Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." "When the birds go to war against the fish, the only winners are the cats." "You should only stop learning when you're dead, and if what I've heard about the afterlives out there is anywhere close to true, not even then." "Ahh... Chaos and mayhem everywhere, my work here is done." "If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid." "Impossible just means no-one's managed it... yet." "Electronics run on smoke. When the smoke escapes, the device will no longer function." "Choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing me..." "Home is where the heart is... explains why I can't find my pulse, doesn't it?" "Stupidity is the only capital crime. Fortunately, it's self-enforcing." "You have a dizzying intellect... it goes around and around in circles until everyone falls over." "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... then it's a party!!" "All evil requires to win is for good men to do nothing." Interestingly, I have come to realize that the reverse is not true. Always remember the Evil Overlord Rules, especially the one about grandchildren and crocodiles. So many times, I have noticed, wisdom sounds like madness. Why is that?
I'm a Hufflepuff... now they'll never suspect my schemes until too late. But Hard Work is necessary, or bravery goes to waste, wisdom remains unacquired, and ambition unfulfilled... All Hail the Hufflepuffs!!
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