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Joined 06-21-12, id: 4072815, Profile Updated: 06-23-12

Hello! :D

My name's Grace. You can just call me Grazie or Grey.

I'm 13.

I'm from Singapore but am living here in the Philippines because my parents work here.

That's all for now! xD


Girl Comebacks! (Hilarious!)

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Woman:It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name

Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman

Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me

Woman:Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: Hey baby, comming my way?

Woman: No, I'm heading that way, towards the door.

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I see you looking at me."

Woman: "No, I'm looking at the guy behind you."


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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Dances with the Vulture by athenares reviews
Ares and Athena - two formidable rivals in a forced marriage: him driven with a repulsive and scandalous reputation balanced by her prudence and sound judgement. Herein ensues personal battles of pride, control, power, and a one-sided insatiable carnal lust. Will Olympus stand a chance against Cronos with Ares on the throne?
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,893 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 11/4/2016
Because of a War by Athenian Rose of War reviews
The Titan War had been raging for a decade. What would happen when two unlikely gods confessed their true feelings towards each other? Will they be together or will other gods oppose to their love?. The story is better than the summary.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Athena, Ares
Victory by Nidoran Duran reviews
After a rare shared victory for Athena and Ares, the two gods indulge in some vigorous, lusty celebration. Commission.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/19/2015
My Immortal Sin by athenares reviews
A vengeful god. A goddess turned mortal. A death plot. Secrets unraveled, memories resurrected, wounds reopened. Athena/Ares. The dark and divine.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,763 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Ares, Athena
The Gates of Heaven by selmak reviews
Mr. Bates arrives at Downton Abbey.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2012 - J. Bates - Complete
the mark of athena by hardkore56 reviews
the mark of athena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The New Tale of Athena and Arachne by Queen Nami reviews
This is the modernized version of the myth of Athena and Arachne.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Athena - Complete
Trouble is a Man by Goddess of Cliffhangers reviews
This is my version 3. Please just read the summary in Chapter 1. This happens after the Ares-Aphrodite thing. Someone else now seeks to capture his attention after feeling slighted after learning who he really wanted to be with.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Athena, Ares
Aphrodite's diary by Rafi77 reviews
This is the story of Aphrodite after her husband Hephaistos has caught her in bed with Ares. Please read and review!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Phantom of the Hospital by Requiem-of-Forsaken-Life reviews
House AU, Phantom of the Opera plotline.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron
Arachne by bhut reviews
Poem of Arachne and Athena
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
To Inuyasha by AerisDevlin reviews
Kagome's thoughts to Inuyasha
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete