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Joined 01-21-13, id: 4497243, Profile Updated: 02-15-15
Author has written 3 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

HELLO PEOPLE, WELCOME TO MY NOT SO AWESOME PROFILE.

I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go

Now swear it on the River Styx

If you're a PJO or HO ultimate fan or demigod, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Okay, the average person will screw up reading this. Try to see if your better then average

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is fourty cat

This is seconds cat.

Okay now go back and read the THIRD WORD in each sentances and I promise you wont be able to resist to put this on your profile.

Copy this on your profile if your a perlia fan

Thalia: Do I ever cross your mind

Percy: no

Thalia: Would you cry if I left

Percy: no

Thalia: would you live for me

Percy: no

Thalia: would you do anything for me

Percy: no

Thalia: Choose me or your life

Percy: my life

Thalia walks away, holding back sobs while Percy runs after her and says

"The reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind. The reason wouldn't cry if you left, is because I'd die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I'd die for you. The reason I wouldn't do anything for you is because I'd do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because, you ARE my life."

He( or she) who is a perlia fan shame on you for not putting this up. Na, I'm not that mean, but seriously, put this up.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile (I hate the ones that are like "oh my gosh she looks like so ugly!", the ones that are really nice and sweet are the ones I like)

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know sugar is the greatest plant ever grown, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy and paste this if you think Ninjago is awsome and real

if you are from denmark copy and paste this into your profile. (I wish, I love Denmark D: I'm a Hetalia Fan :D)

To keep a healthy grasp on your INsanity...

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
-If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

-93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" and/or take it as a compliment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you STILL have an imaginary friend (Or more than one) post this on your profile. Yes, I still have imaginary friends. Deal with it

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically instead.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, Foxbracken, InvaderCari (Fernpelt), Jada saturday, Rainheart344, Gwenni-ni-chan, EricaValdez8893

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile (I hate the ones that are like "oh my gosh she looks like so ugly!", the ones that are really nice and sweet are the ones I like)


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.(I love both)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15(WTF?!?)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (WHAT? HELL NO!!!)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 7... and I am a girl...


WHAT AM I?

PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
You own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle(jeans...)
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3

GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. (who hasn't?)
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 2

PUNK
You can skateboard (Well...I don't fall off the skateboard so that counts, right?)

You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 3

GEEK
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You don't care what you look like
You have a curfew. (Not by choice)
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 5

EMO
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence (Never heard of them...please don't kill me!!!)
You cry easily
You like emo music
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 0

GHETTO/GANGSTA
You like rap.(hate it)
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 2

HARDCORE/SCENE
You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles

You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
hair has been died more than 1 color.
Total: 5

ATHLETIC
You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total: 1

Looks like I'm a Geek/Hardcore.


Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 4

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 5

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 4

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 5

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 5

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 6

Fire FTW (Don't care if I turn out Light.)

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are aquaphobic.

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic.

4/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

7/10 (DAYUM)

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian. (Bacon.)
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war. (In a weird, reflective/angry way.)
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

5/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas\Hanukkah presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class. (We don't have those...)
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President. (Not that I'd run though...)

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

6/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, but only if it's to hunt down monsters and/or food. (Hunting for sport is cruel and inhumane.)

8/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. (We don't have it...)
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Everybody swoons for you. (Not all, that's unrealistic, but a good amount.)
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. (Not my favorite, but I like doing it.)
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

5/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon. (Depends on which definition is being used.)
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

8/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people. (Only if my friends are with me.)
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

5/10

Looks like I'm a Daughter of Hermes. Which means I'm born of AWSOMENESS

Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies.

Fanfiction is a site for wizards waiting for their Hogwarts letter.

Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6.

Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.

Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen.

Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.

Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for girls who have dreamt of Edward Cullen.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?'

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Alex Rider' on their schoolbooks.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.

Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different. (Me all the way.)

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are

Fanfiction is a site for people who understand that if they are reading this, it is to late.

Fanfiction is a site for people that are ready for the Maximum Ride.

My momisita taught me alot, these are just a few things! Love you tot he moon & back momisita! _

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

It's hard to be a leader. I know that for a fact. I'm usually in charge of groups. I like to be in charge. Some people may call me bossy. I don't try to do wrong. I don't want to be the president. I don't want to rule the world. I just want to be me. And sometimes that's hard. So don't judge me by my appearence. Judge me by my heart.

Interview with me, hosted by me!

Do you have a crush?

Duh you're me! Shouldn't you know this stuff.

Who do you like?

Why should you care?

How many guys like you?

At least two. One of them is super obvious

Truth or Dare?

Dare

Why?

Because I don't want to tell super super embarassing secrets

Am I annoying you?

Dur sherlock

Are you a good dancer?

No. Have you seen me dance? I like to do it with a trash can on my head. CLEAN trash can (I actually am, I just like this.)

Can you sing?

Everyone can sing. It's does you sing well.

Can you act?

No I can't (note the sarcasm) that's why I always want the lead role in the school play

Should I leave?

Do you really want the truth?

Do you think the guy you like likes you back?

I DON'T KNOW!!!! LIFE IS SO CONFUSING!!!!

Should I make a dramatic exit?

If you mean tripping over the TV cord then yes.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE, RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad..Oh hey, can I borrow your (insert valuable and soon to be lost item here.)."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Would ask their mom to buy you a b-day gift.

BEST FRIENDS: Would spend half their college money getting you the perfect present.

FRIENDS: Would be a little sad if you rejected the present their mom got you.

BEST FRIENDS: Would just shrug and take the present for their own.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Boomerangs can cast spells. It's possible to gamble moonlight. Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise. Rainbows have power. Fruit bats can be deadly. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Percy Jackson Quotes!!!

Zoe: Let us find the dam snack bar, we should eat while we can. Grover: The dam snack bar? Zoe: Yes. What is funny? "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." - The Titan's Curse

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." - Percy Jackson (Titan's Curse)

"Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong." - Aphrodite (Titan's Curse)

"New lesson, class," I announced. "Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is completely normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson (Battle of the Labyrinth)

"You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search." - Apollo (Titan's Curse)

"Love is powerful. It can bring the gods to their knees." - Aphrodite (The Lost Hero)

"There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it."-Athena (Titan's Curse)

"Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes." - Annabeth Chase (The Lightning Thief)

"See lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It-FREAKIN'-Melts!"-Leo Valdez (The Lost Hero) (TOTALLY! TEXAS OWNS YOU!)

Percy: Braccas meas vascimini!" I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant, "Eat my pants!"' (The Lightning Thief)

Percy: I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle. Forget about it. Annabeth: Percy, I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle. The poodle growled. I said hello to the poodle. (The Lightning Thief)

Percy: You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. (The Lightning Thief)

Percy: Hubris? You mean that brown stuff you put on vegetables? Annabeth: That's hummus. Hubris is much worse. Percy: What could be worse than hummus?

- Percy & Annabeth, Sea of Monsters

"Spouted facts all the time. So annoying." "I wish she was here." The others nodded. -Percy and Grover, (Titan's Curse)

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."' (Battle of Labyrinth)


Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I do not deny everything.

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When you open it, he collapses.

When he see's you reading it, he faints.

When he see's you living it, he flees.

And just when your about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you.

I just defeated him.

Like, Copy and Paste this if you're in God's Army :)

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey, Happycafegirl,XxRosebudxX, Lavi-Usagi,anakarockerster, soraxtsuna123, JadeCrispy, Big Eater Queen, Einsam-Schatten, Frenchfrieswithtoast, EricaValdez8893

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,

But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,

but so ((easy)) to Gossip?

Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,

Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?

Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,

But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:

"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

You know that girl? The one who's always reading?

You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at?

You know that girl? The one with more books than friends?

You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back?

You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend?

You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation?

You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame?

Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape.

Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people.

Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid.

Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in.

Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly.

You know that girl? Yeah, that's me.

by ColdnessOfLove If you think that you're That Girl, Copy and Paste this into your profile!

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Anything and Everything Awesome by GlassSerendipity reviews
Human AU Jules is pretty much your average college girl. And by average, I really mean completely and totally, undeniably awesome. Sure, most people don't see that, especially not her roommate, but they will one day. She'll just spread her awesomeness until it's a well known fact. Gender bent. Changed some names. PruCan Fem!Prussia x Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 123,327 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 3/19/2013 - [Canada, Prussia]
Wings of Time by thepensword reviews
Things were bad enough when Crowley invoked a spell to force the Winchesters to face their past—literally. But now a rift has been torn in time and Lucifer is getting involved—just another day in the life of Sam and Dean. "Have fun with this one, boys!" (Or: Winchester meets Weechester. Time travel) (DISCONTINUED)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,299 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Crowley
The Twin Statues of Paris by ElizabethScaffie reviews
There is a legend that a demon is haunting Notre-Dame, that you can hear him at night if you are unlucky enough. It's probably just a rumour to attract even more tourists, but..what if the legend is true? And what if, equally lonely but less noisy, someone else is in the same position on the other side of the city? Follow our German and Spanish tourists in a mysterious Paris...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,305 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 7/18/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
Love's Curse by Living1ikeLarry reviews
One word can alter the winds of fate forever. After the battle with Kronos, Percy becomes the Champion of Aphrodite and gains a few new powers. Aphrodite turns out to be a bit different of a challenge than Percy expects.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,360 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Aphrodite, Percy J.]
What to Expect When Your Angel's Expecting by Zana Zira reviews
Season 10 AU: Dean couldn't be happier. The Mark of Cain is gone, Castiel has his grace back, and Sam's on friendly terms with him for the first time in 2 years. But as usual, the peace doesn't last long. When Cas suddenly falls ill, Dean learns that even after so many years together, his angel is still full of surprises. Destiel MPreg. Updates second Saturday of every month.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 7/2/2015 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W.
My Son(s) by warmwinternights reviews
Francis adopted Matthew. Arthur adopted Alfred. But the agency forget to mention one tiny detail - the two bundles of joy are twin brothers. So what happens when the two new fathers meet each other - and hate each other? [story inspired by childofthestreets' post on tumblr]. Human AU, FACE family, FrUk. Fair warning - it's rated T for a reason, and may go up to M later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,336 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [England/Britain, France] Canada, America
Remember Me? by GlassSerendipity reviews
After being in a coma, Jules wakes up with no recollection of the man at her side or the fact that she even has a husband. She has to find out just how much her life has changed in the two years she forgot, and Matthew has to find a way to get his wife to fall in love with him again. PruCan with fem!Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Prussia, Canada] - Complete
Hoist the Colors High by Elemental Fantasy 13 reviews
Lovina Vargas, a noble at her grandfather's estate in the Caribbean, is captured by an infamous pirate during a raid. Will this Captain Carriedo live up to his reputation? Is Lovina the only land wench to catch a pirate's eye? Will have USUK and PruCan later on. Rated T for language, (courtesy of a temperamental Italian and feisty American), and general pirate shenanigans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,164 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Oops, I Married an Angel by The Plutomite reviews
Going undercover with a celestial being is one thing - pretending to be married to him is another. However Dean Winchester will get himself out of this one is beyond me, but someone needs to stop a homophobe killing off innocent couples. And what better way to find said homophobic assbutt than to pretend to be gay yourself?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,800 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.]
Unacquaintences by Bright Shining World reviews
Arthur Kirkland never liked loud atmospheres, he preferred the quiet and peaceful kind. But what happens when the flamboyant French next door needs a place to crash for a few days? Can Arthur adapt to the loud and extravagant life he's being pulled into? A crappy summary is crappy. Human AU. Rated T for Arthur's potty mouth. FrUk with a side of Spamano, PruCan and maybe GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - [England/Britain, France] Spain
A Time to Live (Tempus Vivere) by LittlePageAndBird reviews
When a very vulnerable River Song turns up on her parents' doorstep with unexpected news, it's the end of a dysfunctional version of normality; but in its place, a new life that two lonely wanderers never dared to hope for begins.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 65,182 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Profound Bond: A Collection of Destiel Oneshots by JjRavenclawFromDistrict11 reviews
Exactly what it says. Lots of oneshots about the infamous Dean Winchester and the angel Castiel. I'm getting intensely frustrated by their potent sexual tension on the show (poor Sam has to deal with it 24/7), and so I'm writing what I think could or should happen.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Hetalia Tales 5 : Tangled by pastaaddict reviews
Natasha, a girl with long, magic hair has lived all her life in a tower, watching lights floating in the sky every year on her birthday and vows one day she will see them up close. She gets her chance when a thief climbs her tower and she forces him to take her to see them. AmeBel. Rated T. Linked to Hetalia Tales 1, 2, 3 and 4
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,226 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [America, Belarus] England/Britain, Parallel Nations - Complete
Steven Universe: Above and Beyond by Mavenrogen reviews
SYOC. A week after the events of Jailbreak, Steven again finds himself in a potentially dangerous situation when the wailing stone activates itself and sends out a mysterious signal. Before long, Gems are turning up left and right in response, both from Earth and Homeworld and it's a race against time to decide who is friend and who is foe. Full summary inside. Rated T for content.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015
Fettuccine Al Burro by KingPreussen reviews
Every Italian knows that pasta makes any bad day better. Pre-Slash, Hurt/Comfort, Illnesses, Not Actually Unrequited Love. Prumano, background Gerita. Familial Romano and Veneziano. No Human Names Used. Rated for a little bit of cursing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Prussia, S. Italy/Romano] N. Italy - Complete
Running From the World by HetaliaFalia reviews
The United States of America are at war with the world. The countries learned of the state's existence and want the land back. America has disappeared, leaving the states to flee their homes, trying to find safety, but with the World after you, where can you hide? Rated T only because of violence; there will be no bad vulgar or sexual themes in this story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015
Here We Go Again by DaisyPotter7926 reviews
Alfred Jones and Arthur Kirkland were childhood friends. One day Alfred breaks the news to Arthur that he's moving away and doesn't know if or when he'll be returning. Ten years later the Jones family returns (with a Canadian), and what'll happen when Alfred realizes that Arthur has changed in more than one way? Punk!England. USUK. Other small ships. AU. HIATUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,103 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [America, England/Britain]
Delphic by Ms. AtomicBomb reviews
Madeline Williams, a housemaid for a Russian Noble, falls in love with her master. Life seems amazing when he returns the feelings but one fateful day he is lost at sea. After nearly two months of searching for him, he is found. But upon his return, he becomes an amnesiac and a rather ruthless man to his previous lover. Human names used, 1800's, Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,434 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 5/11/2013 - [Canada, Russia] Parallel Nations - Complete
Hetalia Tales 4 : Beauty and the Beast by pastaaddict reviews
King Ivan was cursed by his sister, the Dark Sorceress, Natalya, and only his soul mate can free him from it. Matthew lives in a remote village where no one understands him. When Ivan takes his father prisoner, Matthew takes his father's place. Has Ivan found his soul mate? And will he fall in love with someone who looks like him? Rated T to be sure! Linked to Hetalia Tales 1,2&3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,896 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Canada, Russia] France, Parallel Nations - Complete
The End Game by StuckAtHome
You've experienced so much in the past couple of years, but are you ready for the final prize?
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2015 - John E., Jade H., Karkat V., Kanaya M. - Complete
The Aeronaut's Crew by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
Two slaves and a mechanical bird plot to free themselves from the Airship Mindfang. (OR, that trollstuck steampunk!Alternia AU you never knew you wanted.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Karkat V., Dave S.] Tavros N. - Complete
Everyday Events by technicolorAuthor reviews
Short little AU where Sollux, Karkat, and Gamzee are brothers and live together. They are all assholes (but I love them). Also something I shamelessly turned in for homework my first semester in college, without their real names or typing quirks. I could tell my teacher wasn't into it, she just didn't know why.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Gamzee M., Karkat V., Sollux C., Nepeta L. - Complete
Among New York by almondprince
Lovino Vargas is the leader of one of the most infamous gangs in the city of New York. He, along with some friends and family, practically run the town, dealing in illegal substances, gambling, and more. But when another gang decides to step in with their business, it leaves the boss with two choices; Let them take not only the spotlight, but the cash, or get rid of them somehow.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,722 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015
Sleepless by Harry4nips reviews
Dirk needs a roommate and Karkat gets worried. (This is essentially a pale DirkTav)
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2015 - [Dirk S., Karkat V.] [Gamzee M., Tavros N.]
Hello, and Welcome to Skaia Rehab Centers! by Lacila reviews
Today was December 20th and you're waiting for your friends to go shopping for some gifts. It was a cold day, and you're sitting with your sister Jane. Bored out of your mind, you hope something exciting will happen. That's exactly what you got. You're just hoping you'll get out of this alive.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014
That 'Family' Thing by crimsonduoinactive reviews
"Grell, what are you holding?" She looks up at him and even though she's soaking anyway from the rain, he can tell she's crying a little too. "It's," she pauses, "it's a baby." Alternately titled 'The Terribly Written Sebagrell Family AU No One Asked For'
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Grell S., Sebastian M.] William S., Ronald K.
What Must Shall Be by Awesome Maple reviews
Gilbert is a high-end inspector at his police department with his life going nowhere. Matthew is a respected paramedic at the local hospital with a terrible past. When the two are paired up to get a taste of each other's job, what could possibly go wrong? PruCan, AU, human names used, rated T for colourful language, some Nyotalia, Prussia x 2p!Canada. Artwork by me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,926 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Complete
Never Alone by WhatEverIEndUpCallingMyself reviews
Allies (including Matthew) and Axis (with Gilbert, Lovino and Toni) are all human teenagers sleeping round Arthur's house while his parents are away with Alfred coming up with the idea of watching some horror movies, what could go wrong? Turns out everything from life changing to life shattering results. Deaths! Pairings! (UsUk, GerIta, Spamano, PruCan & a dash Franada, RoChu)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [America, England/Britain] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
From The Void by GaleSynch reviews
AU: The primordial son of Chaos was, by all means, a bastard; the daughter of Zeus was having a hard time refraining herself from punching him in the face. They needed him to lead them to victory after all. Percy/Thalia. Perlia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,906 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - [Thalia G., Percy J.]
Attack On Balloon by My Mind is a Nomad reviews
This is a crackfic and a PSA. We will explain to y'all why you shouldn't fap. T FOR TEEN TITANS
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Complete
The Voice by Girl Gamer FTW reviews
In the small town of Berk, there lived a young lad named Harry "Hiccup" Horrendous Haddock III. He was your resident nerd and all around target for the bullies. Now I bet you're asking why I'm telling you this. Well it's because he wasn't your ordinary nerd he's the most famous singer of all time called "Night Fury". But nobody knows who was under the mask...until now.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,894 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Germany's Surprise by PurpleTiger147 reviews
Germany was glad Italy couldn't see the blush that was spreading across his pale cheeks. He placed his arms around the smaller man in an awkward hug. "I could never forget you Italy…" Germany's going through some changes... Can he and Italy make it through them?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,288 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 2/2/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
The Best Kind of Mistakes by domxnstrousthings reviews
[AU] Percy Jackson is by no means a delinquent, so when his mother sends him away to a rehabilitation center to deal with his 'issues' of course he's infuriated. But yet, things take an unexpected turn when he meets Thalia, a mysterious girl he can't seem to stay away from. Rated T for some cussing, self harm and relationship-y stuff. Percy/Thalia Perlia. No gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,914 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Percy J., Thalia G.]
Tomatina Angel by GlassSerendipity reviews
A devil a bit too good. An angel a bit too bad. Christina never had much of a life in the first place. When she dies and goes to heaven, she can't help but be tempted at the chance of a second chance at life. She goes to work performing heavenly deeds. So what happens when she meets a devil who tries to stop her so he can get another life as well? Spamano Fem!Romano x Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,475 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Angel Baby by Violet Hyena reviews
The Winchesters find out that angels do not reproduce the same way as humans. Castiel explains that his vessel is not pregnant, his grace is simply splitting to make a new angel. But, even the best laid plans sometimes go awry, especially when Heaven is involved. (Destiel. Sabriel. Asexual reproduction. Mpreg. Better summary and tags inside.)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 138,747 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
Dragon Dare Deathmatch by Artful Chicken reviews
Of all the ancient dragon traditions, there has been nothing more honourable, more prestigious, more challenging, more disastrous, more idiotic or more foolhardy than a Dragon Dare Deathmatch. So when Berk's dragons go head-to-head in said honourable sport, who will come out victorious, and what will happen? (Surely nothing good, thats for sure. )
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,284 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Toothless, Stormfly, Hiccup, Astrid
Falling For A Goddess by Aix98 reviews
After Annabeth left Percy, he ran from camp where monsters attack him everyday. After befriending another daughter of Zeus and escaping the gods, Percy had to deal with everything the gods have in store for him. He met unlikely allies during his journey. When Artemis found out Percy is waging war on Olympus, what would she do? Sequel, "Eternal Love" is up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 137,482 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
There's Blood In That Water by DripToYourDrop reviews
Greeks and Romans are at war. They will eliminate their own brother to become the only camp left standing. But when a new threat arises from the depths, will they work together? Or will they drown in the blood that they shed? NEED OCs!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Last Detail by shangothrax reviews
The Doctor needs the help of the Great Detective to make sure the greatest secret of the Time Lords does not get out. But all does not go to plan...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock Holmes
Game of Cooks by Sunruner reviews
IN THE GAME OF COOKING YOU EITHER WIN OR YOU... DON'T WIN. But Lovino is used to not winning in anything except love, which he has in abundance, so why not give it a shot? With a small fortune on the line for his growing family and bigger dreams, all his boyfriend thinks he needs is a push in the right direction. Will it work? Prumano with a side of Het!GerIta. Food Network parody.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,888 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] - Complete
Of Pirates and CrossDressing Runaways by doiteain reviews
Feliciana and Lovina run away from home, disguise themselves as males, and join Antonio's pirate crew. pirate!Spain, fem!Lovino/Romano, fem!Feliciano/Italy, Spamano, Gerita, and all sorts of other lovely goodies. Rated for Lovina's vocabulary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,953 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Awesome Ever After by GlassSerendipity reviews
Hungary is on her way to her happy ever after. He plans change, however, when she makes a shocking discovery. She's a girl! How will this affect her awesome times with Prussia? PruHun with some language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
A Cup of Nations and a Sprinkle of Fangirls by Phoenix Crystal Star reviews
During a world meeting, two fangirls are sent/transported to the Hetalia universe because of England's magic. Will the two strange girls ever go back to their world or even want to go back? Rus/OC Ame/OC Warning: violent, and insane fangirl inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, Russia
Everybody Wants A Piece of Cass by Gatergirl79 reviews
A thousand years ago, three angels where chased through the streets of Sodom and Gomorrah by lustful hordes, now its Castiel's turn and only one person can save him. A/N: This is set before 6x18. I have not seen season 6 though I know enough to write this.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,704 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2011 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Prussia's Last Goodbyes by CeceMonet-alias reviews
"Everyone knew it was bound to happen someday...Look at me, six feet under, and I'll bet most of you still hate me." This is Prussia's last goodbyes, read at his funeral by his little brother. KindA AU, human/country names, FIRST TRAGEDY, NO LIKE NO READ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Relationship Status: It's Complicated by crackberries reviews
Welcome to highschool, where stupid is the only thing more prevalent than hormones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,183 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Hello Hurricane by Lady Charity reviews
Sequel to "Táncol?" Elizaveta, Ludwig, Francis, and Antonio are forced to watch Gilbert slowly fade away every day. Chapter 18: "This is where the healing begins."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,311 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prussia - Complete
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Quiet Nights reviews
Sometimes Ivan wishes that he had all the time in the world to spend on those quiet nights. {Oneshot! Russia x Mom Lalonde Child! Rose)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2015
Late Nights reviews
All Astrid wanted to do was rock her child too sleep, and go back to bed. Obviously, that didn't happen. Modern! (Sorry 'bout the bad summary D:)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2014
Marry Me? reviews
Hey guys this is my first HTTYD story so go easy on me OK? It's just a one-shot I made about Hiccup proposing to Astrid. Modernized!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete