![]() Author has written 3 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck. HELLO PEOPLE, WELCOME TO MY NOT SO AWESOME PROFILE. I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go Now swear it on the River Styx If you're a PJO or HO ultimate fan or demigod, copy and paste this onto your profile. Okay, the average person will screw up reading this. Try to see if your better then average This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is fourty cat This is seconds cat. Okay now go back and read the THIRD WORD in each sentances and I promise you wont be able to resist to put this on your profile. Copy this on your profile if your a perlia fan Thalia: Do I ever cross your mind Percy: no Thalia: Would you cry if I left Percy: no Thalia: would you live for me Percy: no Thalia: would you do anything for me Percy: no Thalia: Choose me or your life Percy: my life Thalia walks away, holding back sobs while Percy runs after her and says "The reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind. The reason wouldn't cry if you left, is because I'd die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I'd die for you. The reason I wouldn't do anything for you is because I'd do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because, you ARE my life." He( or she) who is a perlia fan shame on you for not putting this up. Na, I'm not that mean, but seriously, put this up. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. if you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile (I hate the ones that are like "oh my gosh she looks like so ugly!", the ones that are really nice and sweet are the ones I like) If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile If you know sugar is the greatest plant ever grown, copy and paste this into your profile Copy and paste this if you think Ninjago is awsome and real if you are from denmark copy and paste this into your profile. (I wish, I love Denmark D: I'm a Hetalia Fan :D) To keep a healthy grasp on your INsanity... 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!. 99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" -If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. -If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. -93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" and/or take it as a compliment, copy and paste this into your profile. If you STILL have an imaginary friend (Or more than one) post this on your profile. Yes, I still have imaginary friends. Deal with it If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. 92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically instead. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, Foxbracken, InvaderCari (Fernpelt), Jada saturday, Rainheart344, Gwenni-ni-chan, EricaValdez8893 If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile (I hate the ones that are like "oh my gosh she looks like so ugly!", the ones that are really nice and sweet are the ones I like) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total: 15(WTF?!?) YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 7... and I am a girl... WHAT AM I? PREP GOTHIC PUNK GEEK EMO GHETTO/GANGSTA HARDCORE/SCENE ATHLETIC Looks like I'm a Geek/Hardcore. Girls are like Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire. You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you insane. Total: 4 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. Total: 5 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild. You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total: 4 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. Total: 5 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. You don't talk much You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. Total: 5 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. Total: 6 Fire FTW (Don't care if I turn out Light.) ZEUS You like being in charge. 4/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 4/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 7/10 (DAYUM) DEMETER You own a garden. 6/10 ARES You often start fights. 5/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You think it would be better if you were the President. (Not that I'd run though...) You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 6/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 5/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 8/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 1/10 APHRODITE Everybody swoons for you. (Not all, that's unrealistic, but a good amount.) 5/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 8/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 5/10 Looks like I'm a Daughter of Hermes. Which means I'm born of AWSOMENESS Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies. Fanfiction is a site for wizards waiting for their Hogwarts letter. Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6. Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods. Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose. Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen. Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible. Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up. Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world. Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different. Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...) Fanfiction is a site for girls who have dreamt of Edward Cullen. Fanfiction is a site for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?' Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?' Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Alex Rider' on their schoolbooks. Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books. Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort. Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi. Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life. Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot. Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets. Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class. Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence. Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class. Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different. Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand. Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch. Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them. Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different. (Me all the way.) Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams. Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are Fanfiction is a site for people who understand that if they are reading this, it is to late. Fanfiction is a site for people that are ready for the Maximum Ride. My momisita taught me alot, these are just a few things! Love you tot he moon & back momisita! _ 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. It's hard to be a leader. I know that for a fact. I'm usually in charge of groups. I like to be in charge. Some people may call me bossy. I don't try to do wrong. I don't want to be the president. I don't want to rule the world. I just want to be me. And sometimes that's hard. So don't judge me by my appearence. Judge me by my heart. Interview with me, hosted by me! Do you have a crush? Duh you're me! Shouldn't you know this stuff. Who do you like? Why should you care? How many guys like you? At least two. One of them is super obvious Truth or Dare? Dare Why? Because I don't want to tell super super embarassing secrets Am I annoying you? Dur sherlock Are you a good dancer? No. Have you seen me dance? I like to do it with a trash can on my head. CLEAN trash can (I actually am, I just like this.) Can you sing? Everyone can sing. It's does you sing well. Can you act? No I can't (note the sarcasm) that's why I always want the lead role in the school play Should I leave? Do you really want the truth? Do you think the guy you like likes you back? I DON'T KNOW!!!! LIFE IS SO CONFUSING!!!! Should I make a dramatic exit? If you mean tripping over the TV cord then yes. FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE, RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad..Oh hey, can I borrow your (insert valuable and soon to be lost item here.)." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Would ask their mom to buy you a b-day gift. BEST FRIENDS: Would spend half their college money getting you the perfect present. FRIENDS: Would be a little sad if you rejected the present their mom got you. BEST FRIENDS: Would just shrug and take the present for their own. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!! Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Ichor. The blood of the gods. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp. Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Boomerangs can cast spells. It's possible to gamble moonlight. Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise. Rainbows have power. Fruit bats can be deadly. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! Percy Jackson Quotes!!! Zoe: Let us find the dam snack bar, we should eat while we can. Grover: The dam snack bar? Zoe: Yes. What is funny? "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." - The Titan's Curse Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." - Percy Jackson (Titan's Curse) "Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong." - Aphrodite (Titan's Curse) "New lesson, class," I announced. "Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is completely normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson (Battle of the Labyrinth) "You might as well ask an artist to explain his art, or ask a poet to explain his poem. It defeats the purpose. The meaning is only clear thorough the search." - Apollo (Titan's Curse) "Love is powerful. It can bring the gods to their knees." - Aphrodite (The Lost Hero) "There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it."-Athena (Titan's Curse) "Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes." - Annabeth Chase (The Lightning Thief) "See lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It-FREAKIN'-Melts!"-Leo Valdez (The Lost Hero) (TOTALLY! TEXAS OWNS YOU!) Percy: Braccas meas vascimini!" I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant, "Eat my pants!"' (The Lightning Thief) Percy: I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle. Forget about it. Annabeth: Percy, I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle. The poodle growled. I said hello to the poodle. (The Lightning Thief) Percy: You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. (The Lightning Thief) Percy: Hubris? You mean that brown stuff you put on vegetables? Annabeth: That's hummus. Hubris is much worse. Percy: What could be worse than hummus? - Percy & Annabeth, Sea of Monsters "Spouted facts all the time. So annoying." "I wish she was here." The others nodded. -Percy and Grover, (Titan's Curse) I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."' (Battle of Labyrinth) Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver! When in doubt, push random buttons! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that. Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems. When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. I have not yet begun to procrastinate. Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me. I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't. The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us. Slinky escalator = endless fun People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?" Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty! I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to. I don't obsess; I think intensely. At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. If you can't convince them, confuse them. The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you. The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. I do not deny everything. Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then. When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems. I'm not lost, I'm exploring. Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING? When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he see's you reading it, he faints. When he see's you living it, he flees. And just when your about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Like, Copy and Paste this if you're in God's Army :) Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey, Happycafegirl,XxRosebudxX, Lavi-Usagi,anakarockerster, soraxtsuna123, JadeCrispy, Big Eater Queen, Einsam-Schatten, Frenchfrieswithtoast, EricaValdez8893 Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name. 80 percent of you wont repost this. Jesus Christ said: "If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father" Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." You know that girl? The one who's always reading? You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at? You know that girl? The one with more books than friends? You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back? You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend? You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation? You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame? Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape. Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her. Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people. Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her. Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid. Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her. Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in. Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly. You know that girl? Yeah, that's me. by ColdnessOfLove If you think that you're That Girl, Copy and Paste this into your profile! |
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