xKadaj
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-07-06, id: 966006
Author has written 1 story for Final Fantasy VII.

P r o f i l e V . 2 . 4
aka FINAL FANTASY VII SHRINE

(WARNING: POSSIBLE FFVII SPOILERS IN MY INCESSANT RAMBLINGS.
PROCEED IF YOU DARE.

Why FFVII? Because that's all I'll be writing about here, most likely. xD)

Anyway.
He~llo, I'm Kadaj.
Well... not really.
I mean, I'm only 14.
I don't have silver hair.
And I'm a girl...

Curse this life of mine. T_T

Anyway, I'm not new here. I have three other accounts, but I won't divulge this information to you anytime soon. So folks, this is my... third reincarnation. Fun! Well, maybe. At least I think so.

Eh.. let's get to the point.


S t o r i e s (listed)
These are actually on the site.

A Demented Birthday Party
Chapters - 1
Chapter 2 is on the way!

S to r i e s (unlisted)
These are on paper, cardboard, napkins, skin, class notes, my cat,etc...

Untitled
Chapters - One.
Genre - Humor/Parody
Series - Final Fantasy VII
Overview - After SUPPOSEDLY beating Sephiroth in the Northern Crater, Cloud and company leave... they leave Vincent behind too! While Vincent is (slowly) climbing out of the crater, a battered down Sephiroth stops him and sees what has happened. Pissed off beyond belief, Vincent decides to join Sephiroth in the betrayal of AVALANCHE, one step at a time - starting with... writing fanfiction?

Untitled
Chapters - Half of one.
Genre - Haven't decided. It may be some sort of sadistic comedy, or it may actually be serious.
Series - Final Fantasy VII
Overview - Right before Sephiroth takes Aerith's life, Cloud jumps between the two, resulting in him recieving the same fate only she was meant to have (damn the masamune! DAMN THE MASAMUNE!). What could this mean? A very, very angry Tifa... that's for sure.

Smile!
Chapters - Not even one, just some random ideas floating in my head.
Genre - Haven't decided on this one, either.
Series - Kodocha/Kodomo no Omocha
Overview - Sana's doll syndrome gets the best of her and shows no sign of healing. How are her friends, family, and fans going to handle this? Akito's being driven to the edge, Mariko can't take it anymore... and Sana just sits around oblivious to everything.


DISPUTES:
Two arguments that I feel belong here.

The Revival of Aerith
No,Aerithcan't berevived.I'm positive (watch, ten seconds from now all Final Fantasy VII games will be magicallymanipulated and Aerith will somehow come to life -_-)Yes, I do like Aerith and it does bother me, but still. Her death was pretty early in the game, and it was kind of devastasting, but it's not possible - you can't just use a Phoenix Down (darn it)... Prior to Advent Children, my argument is that:

a) She needed to die to manipulate the lifestream in the end of the game. (fact.)
b) GameShark DOES NOT count as reviving Aerith. You'll see that it really makes no difference, and the story doesn't change at all. (fact.)
c) Read the book "Maiden Who Travels The Planet." (fact.)
d) Read any countless, officialFinal Fantasy VII/Square Enixcommentaries. They'll blatantly disprove this theory. (fact.)

By the way, if I spoiled anything for you thus far, you should be horribly, horribly ashamed. Everyone knows Aerith died, and most people feel spoilers aren't necessary. In the words of the great Cid... "#$$&($$&&&& YOU!" Also, I DO like Aerith revival stories, but it can't happen in the game itself. It's okay to dream though... T_T

Concerning Advent Children, my argument is that (SPOILERS, BEWARE):

a) Aerith's GHOST does appear throughout the movie, but she is never truly visible to anyone but Cloud. You can't even be sure if Aerith really is THERE there, but you know she helps. We all know how Cloud randomly goes crazy and hallucinates and hears weird buzzing/ringing noises and beats the crap out of people in his party (breathes) but in the end, you get a sense thatshe's finally at peace. That being said,Square Enix will probably spite me by making a sequel to AC that disproveseverything I've just proclaimed.Kind of like how youbuy agaming system, and a new and better one comes out two months later.(facts and opinions.)
b) When Kadaj makes Aerith's burial lake turn black, I think that if she were to be revived, she'd be some evil zombie-type thing. Whatever. Something... not good.

Aerith? Aeris? AERITH!
I believe Aerith's true name is... Aerith. Not Aeris. And why do I believe this? I've read that the Japanese pronounce 's' like 'th,' or something like that. That part's a little blurry. But I do know that Aerith sounds a lot like EARTH, and even though Cloud and co.'s wild adventure doubtfully does not take place on Earth, Aerith was still deeply connected to their planet. Earth = planet. Aerith = Earth. Therefore, Aerith = Aerith.

Of course, the Japanese name for Aerith Gainborough is Aerisu Gainsuburu, and her true name probably got lost in translation. This coincides with the 's' and 'th' thing.


THINGS THAT REALLY PISS ME OFF:
The title was blatant enough.

(Final Fantasy VII stuff, anyway, which is really all I read here... AND FRENCH NUMBERS! NYAH!)
And MORE SPOILERS, dammit. Agh.

Un - Aerith/Sephiroth pairings. Anyone who actually got past disc one knows that the crazy psychopath impaled the flower girl! As if the death scene wasn't depressing enough, you make it seem like nothing's happened? Idiots, CAIT SITH AND AERITH sounds more liable than that! Dare I say it... even BARRETxAERITH. And don't tell me they're both traumatized and need eachother's love, or anything lame like that. Sephiroth HATED Aerith. She was just postponing the mind control that Sephiroth was using to get to Cloud to obtain Meteor. It got to the point where she had to be disposed of so Sephiroth could use Meteor, and besides, she had to die for the Planet anyway, because only she could cast Holy through the Lifestream, pretty much owning (or slowing down) Meteor.

Not that I hate Aerith, or Sephiroth. They're actually my two favorite characters. xD

Deux - Cloud/Tifa pairings. These don't piss me off as much as the one above, but still. I am a firm Cloud/Aerith believer, y0. Seriously, throughout the game she basically throws herself at Cloud anyway (not that Aerith doesn't, but that really only happens in the beginning and at the Golden Saucer - but Tifa does it ALL THE TIME).

There are so many reasons I chose Aerith over Tifa. Some are general opinions of mine,some are telltale hints in the game, some are things I just twisted around because Aerith is awesome and I really don't like Tifa.
1. She knows how to dress herself. opinion
2. In a flashback of Cloud's, his mom tells him she would love it if he just settled down with an OLDER girl. Aerith is an older girl. Tifa is younger than Cloud. Even thoughCloud's mom, I assume, had no knowledge of Aerith prior,I still think this means that Aerith and Cloud are good for each other.(Aerith is 22, Cloud is 21, Tifa is 20.) fact
3. In the little manual that comes with the game, notice how Aerith is seen on the cover, looking at the Highwind. Aerith was dead way before the group got the Highwind, and my thoughts are that she was simply too attached to a certain spiky-haired someone to let go so easily. fact/opinion
4. When the group goes to Aerith's house after she's been abducted by the Turks (disc one, when the Plate falls), Barret and Marlene are seen hugging on the second floor of the house. If you enter the room and attempt to leave, Barret will talk and Marlene will too. She'll tell you Aerith was talking about Cloud a lot, and asking about him too. She says that Aerith must like you, and if Cloud says, "Let's hope so," she says she won't tell Tifa, but if he says "I don't know," she basically calls you stupid. Ohhh, Tifa got OWNED! (Or Cloud did, depending on your choice.) fact
5. After Aerith dies (some people even say before she dies, but I've yet to try this) if you go back to Midgar and enter her Church, you can see her "ghost" which will disappear if approached by Cloud. fact
6. This one's like a double-edged sword, depending on what you believe... Some peoplesay Aerith likes Cloud just because he's similar to Zack (SOLDIER, all of that). I believe that she first liked Cloud because of her previous infatuation with Zack, but eventually began to love Cloud for who he was, and not because of any said similarities. For instance, if you took Aerith on the date in the Gold Saucer, she says something along the lines of "I want to know you, Cloud." This just proves my theory even more. Perhaps she had been using Cloud as a painkiller for her other failed romance, but she soon realized it was Cloud she was meant for.

This is depressing. DAMN YOU FOR KILLING AERITH, SQUARE ENIX!

Anywho...

Trois - Self insertion. Okay, come on. This just boils my blood. I really don't care that you're obsessed with Tifa's pixels so much that you need to write your own version of honeymoon night. Kthx. You did not magically touch your television and were transported into Midgar. I'd much prefer if you were transported to the Northern Crater and got stabbed to death by a rabid clan of Master Tonberries.

Quatre - Fics that portray Cloud as a typical idiotic blonde (stereotypical, of course) hero. Let me clarify this - when the fic is written so that some characters think Cloud is an idiot, it's okay, but when the fic is written so that Cloud IS an idiot (ex. Cloud running into walls or whatever), it's annoying. The guy is NOT stupid, folks. Leaders can't be stupid, besides, everyone but Barret (who really is kinda dull) wanted him to be the leader of the group anyway. I know, I know. You argue, "OMG BUT HE HIT AERIS/TH IN DA FACE N STUF, ONLE N IDOIT WUD DO THT 2 DA LAST CETRAA!1111/1" Mind control, folks, mind control. Even if he failed as a clone of Sephiroth, he still succeeded far more than any other clone. And you say "BUT THE MAKO MADE HIM A RETARD LOL," and I say... have you no human COMPASSION?


Hmm.. that's it for now.
Have fun reading my crazy stuff..

-xKadaj (Kathleen!)
2/4/2006
11:03 PM EST

A Demented Birthday Party reviews
Cloud's birthday is in two days, and Tifa's making all of the FF7 characters psychotic. Aerith's alive? Reno likes leather pants? Rude and an evening gown in the same room? YuffiexVincentxCloudxReno? In her dreams! R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L.