Author has written 1 story for Final Fantasy VII. P r o f i l e V . 2 . 4 Why FFVII? Because that's all I'll be writing about here, most likely. xD) Anyway. Curse this life of mine. T_T Anyway, I'm not new here. I have three other accounts, but I won't divulge this information to you anytime soon. So folks, this is my... third reincarnation. Fun! Well, maybe. At least I think so. Eh.. let's get to the point. S t o r i e s (listed) These are actually on the site. A Demented Birthday Party These are on paper, cardboard, napkins, skin, class notes, my cat,etc... Untitled Untitled Smile! DISPUTES: Two arguments that I feel belong here. The Revival of Aerith a) She needed to die to manipulate the lifestream in the end of the game. (fact.) By the way, if I spoiled anything for you thus far, you should be horribly, horribly ashamed. Everyone knows Aerith died, and most people feel spoilers aren't necessary. In the words of the great Cid... "#$$&($$&&&& YOU!" Also, I DO like Aerith revival stories, but it can't happen in the game itself. It's okay to dream though... T_T Concerning Advent Children, my argument is that (SPOILERS, BEWARE): a) Aerith's GHOST does appear throughout the movie, but she is never truly visible to anyone but Cloud. You can't even be sure if Aerith really is THERE there, but you know she helps. We all know how Cloud randomly goes crazy and hallucinates and hears weird buzzing/ringing noises and beats the crap out of people in his party (breathes) but in the end, you get a sense thatshe's finally at peace. That being said,Square Enix will probably spite me by making a sequel to AC that disproveseverything I've just proclaimed.Kind of like how youbuy agaming system, and a new and better one comes out two months later.(facts and opinions.) Aerith? Aeris? AERITH! Of course, the Japanese name for Aerith Gainborough is Aerisu Gainsuburu, and her true name probably got lost in translation. This coincides with the 's' and 'th' thing. THINGS THAT REALLY PISS ME OFF: The title was blatant enough. (Final Fantasy VII stuff, anyway, which is really all I read here... AND FRENCH NUMBERS! NYAH!) Un - Aerith/Sephiroth pairings. Anyone who actually got past disc one knows that the crazy psychopath impaled the flower girl! As if the death scene wasn't depressing enough, you make it seem like nothing's happened? Idiots, CAIT SITH AND AERITH sounds more liable than that! Dare I say it... even BARRETxAERITH. And don't tell me they're both traumatized and need eachother's love, or anything lame like that. Sephiroth HATED Aerith. She was just postponing the mind control that Sephiroth was using to get to Cloud to obtain Meteor. It got to the point where she had to be disposed of so Sephiroth could use Meteor, and besides, she had to die for the Planet anyway, because only she could cast Holy through the Lifestream, pretty much owning (or slowing down) Meteor. Not that I hate Aerith, or Sephiroth. They're actually my two favorite characters. xD Deux - Cloud/Tifa pairings. These don't piss me off as much as the one above, but still. I am a firm Cloud/Aerith believer, y0. Seriously, throughout the game she basically throws herself at Cloud anyway (not that Aerith doesn't, but that really only happens in the beginning and at the Golden Saucer - but Tifa does it ALL THE TIME). There are so many reasons I chose Aerith over Tifa. Some are general opinions of mine,some are telltale hints in the game, some are things I just twisted around because Aerith is awesome and I really don't like Tifa. This is depressing. DAMN YOU FOR KILLING AERITH, SQUARE ENIX! Anywho... Trois - Self insertion. Okay, come on. This just boils my blood. I really don't care that you're obsessed with Tifa's pixels so much that you need to write your own version of honeymoon night. Kthx. You did not magically touch your television and were transported into Midgar. I'd much prefer if you were transported to the Northern Crater and got stabbed to death by a rabid clan of Master Tonberries. Quatre - Fics that portray Cloud as a typical idiotic blonde (stereotypical, of course) hero. Let me clarify this - when the fic is written so that some characters think Cloud is an idiot, it's okay, but when the fic is written so that Cloud IS an idiot (ex. Cloud running into walls or whatever), it's annoying. The guy is NOT stupid, folks. Leaders can't be stupid, besides, everyone but Barret (who really is kinda dull) wanted him to be the leader of the group anyway. I know, I know. You argue, "OMG BUT HE HIT AERIS/TH IN DA FACE N STUF, ONLE N IDOIT WUD DO THT 2 DA LAST CETRAA!1111/1" Mind control, folks, mind control. Even if he failed as a clone of Sephiroth, he still succeeded far more than any other clone. And you say "BUT THE MAKO MADE HIM A RETARD LOL," and I say... have you no human COMPASSION? Hmm.. that's it for now. Have fun reading my crazy stuff.. -xKadaj (Kathleen!) |
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