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Author has written 1 story for Parodies and Spoofs.

Hello, everyone. This is your resident "Meme Queen" and I love memes! I also like fan fiction, especially if there's ME in it!

Anyway, just sit back and enjoy the ride.

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Luxurious Lies by M. Rhae reviews
What if Lyra had stayed with Mrs. Coulter in Bolvangar? What if things had turned out differently? How might a change of wording affect their relationship and course of events? A different take on the revelation of Mrs. Coulter's true identity and Lyra's adventure. Also Marisa/Asriel. In-progress and recently updated and revised.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 62,917 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Marisa C., Lord Asriel B., Lyra B./S./Lizzy B.
Gone reborn by RosesAndCrosses reviews
10 years has past since the ending of the FAYZ. They have moved on. They had learned to live again - but they had never forgotten.
Gone - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sam T., Astrid E., Quinn G., Diana L.
Clockwork Queen by Not Enough Answers reviews
I had never particularly wanted to become a Shadowhunter, or find myself stuck in the year 1878, or even fall in love. In fact, there were a lot of things I hadn't particularly wanted. But they were happening anyway, and there was absolutely nothing I could do to stop them. Jem/OC, Will/Tessa
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 273,780 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 4/23/2013 - [Jem C., OC] [Will H., Tessa G.] - Complete
The official site of Olympus by ilovebooks24 reviews
The official site of the gods. Read the discussions and articles, also includes interviews and events that occur at Camp Half-Blood.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,769 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 12/19/2013
City Of Water by emmasoccer15 reviews
Clary and Jace are happily married. Clary is expecting and Jace is the highest ranked Shadowhunter that has ever lived. Everything is perfect. Except for the horrifying visions Clary has every time she goes to sleep.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013
How to annoy the people of morganville by Roxy Knight 13 reviews
Well here is something I just decided to do. This is a guied on how to annoy the people of morganville. I am planning on doing Shane, Claire, myrnin, Oliver, Amelie, michael, eve and more. Tell me who you want me to do xxx read and review xx
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Claire D., Shane C., Oliver, Myrnin - Complete
Hell To Lovers by breakingfire reviews
Four is the popular, Hawt, Smart, Sporty one while Tris is the Lame, Outsider, along with her friends. YEP! The whole dauntless gang in high school! Tris and Four HATE each other (Eventually FourTris :3 ) I know there's lots of these but I thought I'd try for once! (rated T cuz it's Divergent!)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
The Host by harrietmjones reviews
Melanie and Jared are getting married, Wanda is happily taken and blissfully in love with Ian and the whole group of humans are getting by...for now. When Melanie and Wanda's lives turn upside down, they will have to decide on what to do and ultimately change their lives forever. (Rated M for one chapter.)
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Ian O., Jared H., Melanie S./Mel, Wanderer/Wanda
Here is the Place Where I Love You by Meadowlark27 reviews
"I lie there with my knees tucked up into my chest, arms curled around myself as if to hold the hundreds of shattered fragments that constitute as my body together. But in this moment, I realize this action is unnecessary. He is twined around me like a ribbon, keeping every shard of my splintered soul in place. He holds me together." Canon, Post-Mockingjay. Everlark.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,220 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
100 Themes: Night World by killerbee07 reviews
A list of 100 words and I have to write drabbles or onexshots that revolve around each. Find out why Delos hates the stars 34 , what Galen really means when he says "kitten" 23 , and Mare's general attitude toward vampire novels 39 .
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/9/2012
The Legend Returns by lovewave reviews
Hello. My name is Chloe Hathaway and I am the daughter of Rose Hathaway and Adrian Ivashkov. These days, things were quite fishy. It turns out that humans and strigoi(s) are once again helping each other. Even if my mother won't bring me along, I'll definitely going to get involve with this. Besides, I am the daughter of the famous strigoi-killer after all.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013
The Son of Gods by ZJ Dennison reviews
Carter and Percy meet for the first time, and they are instantly thrown into many challenges that require teamwork and strategy to complete. This is an unofficial continuation of the book The Son of Sobek.
Crossover - Kane Chronicles & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Carter K., Sadie K.
Beautiful Eternity by E.W.S. Miami reviews
In this rendition of a Caster Chronicles, we follow Ethan and Lena after the author's Beautiful Redemption. In this book, Ethan struggles with the lost of Amma, as well as the acceptance of a truth. This adventure will test both Ethan and Lena, and bring all the books full circle or so I hope. As always thank you for reading, and please do review. E.W.S
Caster Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,572 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Ethan W., Lena D. - Complete
Child Villain by glanmire reviews
Joffery Baratheon, King of Westeros, is universally loathed, and he deserves it. I mean sure, he's a thirteen year old kid from an abusive family, but he definitely deserves our contempt and not our pity, right? Right?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Cersei L., Eddard S./Ned, Robert B., Joffrey B. - Complete
District 0 by Better a Freak Than A Fake reviews
The Hunger Games is pretty straight foward, they go in and fight, everyone but one lone victor dies… or do they? What if there was some huge conspiracy that everyone was left in the dark about? Co-authored with Batmarcus. Multiple pairings later on.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,640 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Katniss E., Rue, Glimmer, Marvel
Ask Tessa, Jem, and Will by LadyAnnabelle95 reviews
The title says it all. Basically it is a fan fiction that the people can ask Tessa, Jem, Will and Myself about anything the people want! I changed the rating due to the language and some of the things my characters might do. Oh and there may be random appearances of different people either my friend, her OC character, or other Cassandra Clare Characters which I have no right to.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Magnus B., Tessa G., Will H., Jem C.
Beautiful curse by Melissa hearts fiction reviews
Another version of what happens after beautiful creatures. I am tired of Ethan being so helpless, in this story Ethan will find his own 'powers' even if they are not magical. His and Lena's relationship will be tested...
Caster Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Ethan W., Lena D., Genevieve D., Ethan Carter W.
The Outsider by hezzy76 reviews
What happens when an Outsider moves in on the corner of Crowhaven Road and Marsh? What lengths will the circle go to protect their secret? What happens when a member of the club is drawn to this outsider? This is story about just that! It takes place sometime after Black John is defeated in the beginning of the next school and I kept them all seniors.
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,738 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013
Opposites Attract by legend-of-stelena reviews
He's a vampire and she's a vampire hunter. Will opposites attract or will they just hate each other before they have a chance?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Stefan, Elena, Caroline, Bonnie
The extended second life of Bree Tanner (Revised) by SoleWriter reviews
Bree Tanner was going to be killed, just like the other vampires who died in the clearing. Jane wouldn't spare her, even though the yellow-eyed vampires negotiated. She only hoped that she'll be able to see Diego again if there really was an afterlife. Except, she wasn't executed by Felix. She was saved. By Fred. The fool!
Short Second Life of Bree Tanner - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Bree, Fred
Redemption by wickedest stars reviews
Bree ran when she had the chance and escaped with Fred. Months later they're approached by Emmett and Rosalie and asked to fight with the Cullen's.
Short Second Life of Bree Tanner - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bree, Fred
Jacquel Rassenworth Plays the Famished Games
The Queen of Memes has volunteered as a tribute for the Famished Games! Will she survive? This is an unauthorized parody of the Hunger Games.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Published: 12/28/2013