Cheap-Perfume
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Joined 01-02-06, id: 962076
Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.

Bring on the Pirates!

Wait, you wanted to know about me?

Well:

I am the Queen of Fools

I ship just about anything slash and a few het pairings.

I am in love with Disney, Pirates, House, and Harry Potter.

Need more info? Read, review, and maybe I'll be more...talkative. -wink, wink-

Just joking! You can friend my livejournal. It's under the pretty 'homepage' button.

And for Harry Potter check out:

My slashy stuff at: bejou

And my friend's het stuff at: Forever A Fool of Fortune

And Also:

Eragon fics: Zhiole

(Story Notes)

101 Pirate Tales is still underway. We'll get all 101 at some point!

Peril of a Child is finished and awaiting its pretty slash sequel!

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Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 5,333 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Lies One Tells to Make it Through the Day by Azure K Mello reviews
Spike cast a spell on Angel now he loves the Zeppo. SLASH.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,919 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Xander H., Angel
In the Tower by Forever A Fool of Fortune reviews
Sirius, Remus and Peter lock James and Lily in a tower over Christmas Break. They don't have anything except a bit of food and the passion within themselves. And right now, they're just letting it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,775 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cupid, Thy Name Is Draco by bejou reviews
Draco had taken it upon himself to become matchmaker. Who might you ask is he playing matchmaker for? Why his two favorite people. Severus Snape and Harry Potter. Dumbledore does some meddling. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 29,747 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Life With Derek: The Secret by BigDaddyThaddy reviews
There is something about Casey that only Derek knows. They had met previously back before they became siblings. They shared things things that nobody knew they had together. Things that explain how they are together. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,207 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
In Defense of Honour by eliana-moran reviews
Ginny Weasley wants to kill her exboyfriend for starting rumours about her and it's all her brother and friends can do to stop her, that is, until a certain Slytherin steps in on her behalf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Fourth Year by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeHarry, HBP compliant. Snape is Harry's prisoner. An unforeseen event changes their relationship. Or has it already been changing?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,037 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
So Lonely Without Me by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeHarry slash. Two men, two rooms, a war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,181 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sick and Unwell by The Demonic Duo reviews
Sirius is a patient in an asylum for the curably insane. One day, however, Remus is enrolled as another patient. Tempers, hormones and sparks fly while they try to become cured from themselves. Slash. AU. SiriusRemus. Read, review and please don't flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,588 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me by Addie Logan reviews
As the Slayer, Buffy Summers is certain she hates Spike. But when an enchanted book pulls her into a world where she's Lady Elizabeth Summers, trapped on the ship of famed pirate William the Bloody, things start to look a little different. Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,619 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Anniversary Gift by Dru reviews
In answer to a Random Plot Generater I wrote this fic. It's short, silly, and AresJoxer.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Ares, Joxer - Complete
Finding Him by Kagedtiger reviews
(Formerly "Someday Out of the Blue.") After they get back to Spain, Tulio is surprised to find himself abandoned by the people who he loves most. Inspired by, but not really based on the song by Elton John. *Slash* *Completed*
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Complete
Inside to Outside by cyberwulf reviews
COMPLETE. What if, instead of a Fyarl demon, Ethan had turned Giles into something else?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,734 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 12/2/2002 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
In The Light Of The Full Moon by Smenzer reviews
complete Ares, Xena and Gabrielle on the Farm ... with WEREWOLVES! How will Ares solve the werewolf problem? AresGabrielle story! RR!
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Ares, Gabrielle - Complete
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101 Pirate Tales reviews
101 Drabbles all about everyone's favorite pirate and his merry crew. Things could get a little raunchy back here! Warnings are in the author notes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006
Peril of a Child reviews
Daniel was a bastard. He was a child without parents. But he wasn’t an orphan. His father is a commodore. At least that’s what he thinks. So why does everyone insist he looks exactly like William Turner?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete