kobradawg
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Joined 01-16-06, id: 971871

Wuddup, everybody? This is Kobra, and my stories are all about bashing. Even if I like the book or movie or whatever, I bash it. So far my only stories are Pokemon: The Story and Stuff and The Potter Family Reunion. I'm working on a Narnia-bashing story, called Da Drawer, right now. Actually, I will be adding chapters to all of the stories every now and then. I guess I might as well write about myself.

Fav books:
Eragon, the Abarat series, the Pendragon series, the Harry Potter series, the Silverwing trilogy, and the Divide trilogy

Least fav books:
Can't name 'em all, but one especially lame book is The Missing 'Gator of Gumbo Limbo by Jean Craighead George (I had to read it in third grade or something and hated it!)

Fav movies:
Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter 3, Scary Movie 3, Planet of the Apes (the new one), King Kong (also the new one), and, best of all, the new Narnia movie!

Least fav movies:
Harry Potter 4 (sorry, but I can't stand it!), Mad Max, and the film adaptations of such perfectly good books as Turn of the Screw, Lord of the Flies, Julius Caesar, To Kill a Mockingbird, and Of Mice and Men

Fav TV shows:
Spongebob Squarepants, Avatar, The Fairly Oddparents, and Still Standing

Least fav TV shows:
Pokemon, Digimon, and lame-o cartoons like those

Fav things of all time:
spaghetti, Spanish Christmas carols, acting, habanero peppers, books, cool computer-animated movies, drawing, writing, peanut butter, and MI FAMILIA!

Least fav things of all time:
Pokemon, Digimon, geometry homework, and evil