Scarlett Duct Tape
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Joined 01-04-06, id: 963546

This is the joint account of the Astrology Nerd and the Queen of Duct Tape. Visit the Astrology Nerd's profile here. Click here to access the Queen of Duct Tape's profile. We are sorry for the distinct lack of stories.

UPDATE: 31 March 2006

1. The Astrology Nerd hacks into the profile. :D

2. We are currently in the works of our joint series Crossover High. Stories of the Honors Classes are written by Queen of Duct Tape. Stories of the idiots- er, regular classes, are written by The Astrology Nerd. Expect the first few volumes up soon.

UPDATE: 31 May 2006

Or not. We tend to suck at life when it comes to this kind of thing. BUT WE HAVE AN ALIBI: HOMEWORK!

Enter QDT Only that's not going to work soon when school gets out in a few days. Damn. I'll have to actually do what I said I would. For once.

Exuent QDT- Enter Astrology Nerd again Yeah, but still, Final Exams really suck. :( :( -is superwangsty emo goddess of complicated sadness and nightmarish bloody... Kleenex... As you can tell, I am not emo.-

Enter QDT again after being shoved rudely out of the room. Sniff. I'm talking about when school gets OUT, as in AFTER exams. Unless you WANT to take them in July.

Enter Astrology Nerd after QDT is called by a teacher NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! NEE! EKKIE-EKKIE-EKKIE-BZZT-paTANG! (ERROR: 404 ERROR- ASTROLOGY NERD HAS COMPLETELY LOST HER SANITY AND ANOITED HERSELF AS A KNIGHT WHO SAYS NEE. Maybe. We're not sure.)

Enter QDT after having been called to win an award. Seriously. I have a new T-shirt. I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but we have sent the Astrology Nerd with the nice men in white coats. Watch me update first. I am also sorry for the insanity, but this is the first time in a long while we've been on the same computer. I think it does something to the circuits in her brain. Not sure though.

Astrology Nerd chews through the leather straps and comes back in Oh... were you there the whole time? -is mortified- I was, uh... doing my... uh, Gertrude impersonation!

QDT rolls her eyes Yeah, right. And I'm the Queen of England in addition to duct tape. I must be freaking rich.

Astro goes :P Actually, you can easily marry Prince William or Prince Harry... oh well, we have to go. BYE

QDT But that would totally disappoint the guy who proposed to me in a review. He'd be heartbroken.

UPDATE: 2 JUNE 2006

The Astrology Nerd is bored and has nothing to do in computer class. So I shall edit the typos. And be crazy. Kinda. Maybe. Whatever. I like my outfit today.

Soooooo...

I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of coconuts (do do do do) There they are just standing in a row (bum bum bum) Big ones small ones some as big as your head...

Uh, yeah. Coconuts.

What shall I do with forty minutes of class left? I'm bored.

Stupid internet blockers make my day go bleh. Oh, we have exams next week. Does anyone else find it odd that our last day of school is 06/06/06? OH NO!

...huh? Whatever. Apparently it will suck. It smells like garlic bread in here. Which is odd.

Shall I go play in Dreamweaver? Or mess up Fireworks? Or maybe wrestle a pig in a giant chocolate cake?

Never mind, that last one is disgusting.

We should probably post a list of all those things that make us happy. Not here though, or FictionPress. Lists aren't allowed.

Freewebs? Could be a possibility.

OK, I'm sick of this. BYE

UPDATE JULY 30

The only thing that really sucked about the last day of school being on 06/06/06 is that I had to play at graduation, which took FOREVER, but I would have had to do that no matter what day it was on. Kudos to me for having the sense to quit band. I can actually hear them practicing from my yard. It makes me laugh. We can hear them from church, too, during Bible study. We're all band drop-outs there. It's rather amusing.

Anyway, I, being incredibly talented and whatnot, have actually written a bit of the first chapter of Crossover High Honours. So, with any luck (which you will probably not get), it will be up tomorrow. Or not. It all depends on whether I decide to write the rest of it anytime soon.

UPDATE AUGUST 2

Astro here. (QDT wrote the last entry.) Just wanted to let everyone know we have a doll site! Check it out. There's only one page, but we swear we'll get around to it. Maybe. In the next life.

UPDATE AUGUST 3

Because you know how incredibly good we are at doing what we say we will.