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Misdialed by
Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Third Experiment by
MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock's third experiment on John. This time he tries to get him naked. Rated T. Will eventually lead to slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Johnpreg by
KaitlynToTheMax reviews
JohnLock John finds out he's pregnant and is very confused because he has always been top. Mycroft also pays a visit. Crack, Mpreg, enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Thousand Years by
HobbitatHogwarts reviews
Sherlock takes John out for a romantic date at Angelo's. He claims it's just another dinner, but Sherlock has a very important question to ask John. JohnLock proposal. The title kind of gives away what song is inside.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sherlock Enigma by
The-Unknown-Artist reviews
Sherlock expresses his affections towards John. John can not fathom this. He can not fathom this at all. Fluffy oneshot. Johnlock pre-established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Ruse by
rukushaka reviews
"Sherlock smirked. "You've no idea how much I've changed, brother dearest," he drawled, and exchanged a glance with John." Two men flatting together in London, or: Creative revenge on Mycroft. Set post-Hiatus, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Friends? by
PaperPrince reviews
In which John accidentally has an affair without knowing it. Or how Sarah learns the hard way why it's a bad idea to try and date colleagues. Established Johnlock AU. Can be seen as a stand alone fic or squeal to 3,554 miles
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Misinformation by
stillwinds reviews
John walks in on Sherlock in the bathroom to see that he's taking a pregnancy test. Sherlock got a pregnancy scare from the passionate night they had earlier. Apparently Sherlock must have deleted the fact that men can't get pregnant.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
New Private Entry by
Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
"Don't be stupid, John. I'm not propositioning you to engage in sexual relations with me. I'm trying to do that thing people like to do – express their feelings, or whatever. I thought you might appreciate it instead of my acting on it." .:. nonsexual SJ
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Morning after by
change-it-all reviews
John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,446 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Tea Kettles and Kisses by
ShoyDragon reviews
By all accounts, it shouldn't have happened at all. Oneshot, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Spike by
FangIsFexcellent reviews
Sherlock brings home a hedgehog. Gratuitous, unashamed fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Text by
Lawliet's Angel reviews
Sherlock leaves for a case without John. These are the texts they send. Eventual Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by
StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Bloody Love Nettles by
InkyWombat reviews
John discovers his love of nettles after a quiet dinner leads to some surprising events. A Sherlon pairing story. T for minor swearwords and the merest flirtation with adult concepts. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Game is On by
Dani Meows reviews
Drabble. John and Sherlock play a round of strip poker.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by
AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anderson Ruins Everyones Fun by
Mrs-Moriaty reviews
My first Sherlock fic set in the middle of 'Study in Pink'...Why does Anderson have to spoil everyones fun? Oneshot, Sherlock/John slash.Don't like, Don't read. Simple.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by
FiveHandsSixFaces reviews
The heating is off in 221b. John wakes up in his frigid room and can't go back to sleep until he's warm. Humorous one-shot. Some light slash Watson/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by
Dweo reviews
Sherlock works his way through the seven deadly sins.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Too Far Gone reviews
Post-Reichenbach- day Sherlock comes back. Kind of sad; Rated T for cursing. If I get enough reviews/follows I'll follow it up with a new chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Um reviews
I'm sorry...?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Truth reviews
short fic, one-shot: Greg tells sherlock the truth. Good or bad, it's not anything sherlock would expect. This is from my idea of what would actually be his reaction to a johnlock setup, based on my own personal experience that is sort of like this. Sort of.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Conclusion reviews
Sherlock has reached a conclusion and John really isn't over it. Yet. ;) Johnlock. Rated T for cursing. (John sort of flips out).
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Eliminating Competition reviews
Teen!lock: When Sarah tries to ask out John, Sherlock steps in to get rid of her. Johnlock; mostly in Sherlock's head for now. I don't know if this is one shot yet, but if I get enough reviews requesting it, I'll post a new chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Sarah
John the Hobbit reviews
I was watching The Hobbit and I couldn't help but see the links between The Hobbit and Sherlock, and these are the connections. Has one or two cuss words in it, but TOTALLY mild. Rated T because people are touchy, so I'll take precautions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2013 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Poison and Kisses reviews
John is in the hospital, Sherlock is impatient and Lestrade is ignorant. What happened? Oneshot. Rated for T language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Silence reviews
'And they were happy.' But were they? A certain Doctor finally feels the sharp pain of reality when he finds that he's been living in a silent world- a world without Sherlock. Warning: schizophrenic behavior. Post Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete