Screw Stereotypes! The stereotypes in bold apply to me. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid My favourite genres of music to listen to are: Classic Celtic Medieval Pop Country Folk My favourite music artists are: (Not in order) I don't have any because I'm meloman KINGDOM HEARTS QUESTIONS: SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions 1. Your favorite KH guy? Xemnas,Axel, Demyx, Riku, Zexion,Marluxia, Terra. 2. Your favorite KH girl? Xion, Aqua 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? Sora, because he's stupid, dumb and naive, and he killed almost everyone from Org.XIII. 4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Kairi, she's like a Mary-Sue, and she's annoying. 5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) The World That Never Was, Radiant Garden 6. Least Favorite Worlds? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Deep Jungle, Agrahab. 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Claymore and Chakrams 8. Least Favorite Weapon? (Includes Both KH1 and KH2) Shield. I mean, it's just a shield! 9. Favorite Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) I don't have a favourite summon. 10. Favorite Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Look at point 3. 11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) TerraAqua, RoxXion, SoraxXion, SoNami, AxelNami, Axel x Xion, SoRiku, VexMarly, XigDem. 12. Least Favoritempairing? (includes yaoi couples) Sora/Kairi 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Crack pairings? Oh, don't even get me started... I've heard some strange ones... 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) you've ever heard Of? See question 13. 15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have? Not that I know of. 16. Favorite partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Axel SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory! Of course I do! :3 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No, the poor guy is just misunderstood. 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? Just with Vexen. 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? Yeah. SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? No Roxas have Xion, Namine with Sora and Olette with Hayner 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? I haven't played it. 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? No, I love CoM. 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Xemnas 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Don't know, didn't think about this 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? My friend asked me what is about KH, but after i explain she said that she confuse Kh with anime Brothers Conflict 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? I haven't and i won't ever do this because i hate cosplay 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? I can't choose just one. 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? (Includes KH1 and KH2) Xehanort 30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Axel and Roxas SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!! 31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion 33. Riku or Roxas? Riku 34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas 35. Axel or Demyx? Axel 36. Kairi or Larxene? Kairi 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? AkuRoku 38. Namixas or Namiku? Namiku because Xion belongs with Roxas 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? both 40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoRiku 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? i want to try both 42. Cloud or Leon? Leon 43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi. 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Passion SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) Xemnas, Axel, Demyx, Roxas, Zexion, Riku, Ventus, Cloud, Vanitas, Lea, Isa 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? None. KH is fine as it is! 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Riku & Sephiroth Kairi, Namine, and Xion Ventus and Roxas Vanitas and Sora Axel and Reno 48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? I don't know. 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? Two words- Organisation XIII 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? Everything about it FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS: FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. (I have all my friends on speed dial, lol) FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. (Chloe...) FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit! |
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