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If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of girls would scream and cry is Harry Styles jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!.

Funny Quotes!

Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women (Shit I just insulted my own sex).

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can I miss you if you never left?

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff…

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse' (Even as a man I find this funny).

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Therapist The/rapist... scary thought…

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of boy who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you

Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary

We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago

Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows?

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK (Get real girls could take guys out any day).

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a pain in the butt (Well I am, but that's beside the point).

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world (NO I just have a dark way of looking at it).

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (LIES).

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants (LIES!!!!!!!).

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem (I DON'T DRINK I'M 13 GOSH).

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo (Actually, i wear all colors, I just happen to have a lot of dark clothes).

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible idiot.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention (Half orange is not crazy...mutch).

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention (No I just like to dress the way I want).

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual (I am whats you're point?).

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist (NO I just think that eating animals is wrong they have lifes to).

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be "doing" them all (One I'm a guy and second they are all strate).

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser (I where what I want when i want and still know how to be professional).

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (There is NOTHING WRONG WITH MODESTY).

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I am happily single guys! *stares at stalker*).

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (If anything, its the people who think today's youth don't know anything that are naive)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I am a venezuelan so I must be afraid of everything.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

1. Your real name: Jackson.

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an x where you think it should go): Ajsxoknc.

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"):Jacizzle.

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Orange Bat.

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on):Why the heck would I tell you what street I lived on?

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Lanja.

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Black Coffee.

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): I'll pass.

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Loki.

100 Random Things About Me Copied from RizReviewer's profile.

1. Age?13.

2. Height? I don't know.

3. Eyes?My left eye has a black contact my right eye has a orange contact.

4. Have any tattoos? Not yet.

5. And piercings?One of my ears.

6. Fave food? Apples.

7. Fave pizza topping? Cheese.

8. Fave drink?Coffee.

9. Siblings? Six older sisters.

10. Been in a fight? No, people don't mess with me cause I scare them.

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands?Nope! I'm single and proud of it! I have enough stuff to deal with without throwing some guy in the mix.

12. Weight? Are you asking for a death wish?

13. Fave snack? Apples.

14. Fave candy? Anything chocolate :).

15. Fave movie?The nightmare before christmas.

16. Fave show?Haunted Hathaways.

17. Do you smoke?No its bad.

18. Blonds or brunettes?None red heads.

19. Any scars?A couple yes.

20. Fave music?Creepy music cause I live up to my name Jack O Lantern.

21. Fave actor? Tom Felton.

22. Where do you live? The UK.

23. Do you miss anyone right now?Um, should I?

24. Last person who made you cry?I don't cry.

25. Do you enjoy school?No.

26. Desires?To grow up have seven kids (A lot I know but I've always wanted seven kids who are like me).

27. Fave fast food joint? McDonalds.

28. What's the last thing you drank? A glass of coke.

29. What are you doing right now?Hellooooo, I'm writing this.

30.Where would you like to go?Always wanted to travel to Halloween town.

31. Are you in a relationship?No I'm unfortunetly single.

32. Ever been arrested? Yea.

33. Ever had a stalker?Yea once a girl stalked me told me she loved me and attacted me when I told her I was gay it was creepy and from me thats sayin something.

34. Ever gone sky-diving?No I'm scared of hights.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die?I know for a fact I'm going to hell its what I want.

36. Is there a God?Of course there isn't but I do beleave in the devil.

37. Do you have a cell phone?Yea I use it a lot.

38. Are you squeamish?No I love that sort of stuff.

39. Are you a human?No besides strange things happing to me I have a habbit of creeping people out for so mutch as looking at them even without my contacts. Because people say they have seen a strange light in my eye its cool.

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car?I don't know do you keep track of things like this?

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Jumping from the roof of my school to see if I could fly would have done it to if my teacher hadent found me trying to get on the roof.

42. Do people find you attractive?Yea I see lots of girls looking at me with lust and if I was strait I would be flatterd.

43. What annoys you?You want the long list or………….the long list?

44. What are you afraid of?Spiders. Sounds stupid but I can’t stand them.

45. Gold or silver? Silver.

46. Are people afraid of you? Ohh yea all of them *grins evilly*.

47. Do you sing in public?Yeah, I randomly sing in the mall for the fun of it no matter the strange looks I get before they fsee who it is.

48. Ever been screwed over?What the heck?

49. Does money make people happy?Yes.

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race?Not really. We've completely screwed up our planet's natural resources, destroyed over a quarter of our forests, polluted our water supply, killed off five hundred unique species, poisoned our air and pumped enough toxins to stun a mammoth. We're pretty much screwed.

51. What's your hair look like? Short tussled half orange half black.

52. First job?That was paid none people don't want to hire me.

53. Do you like meeting new people?No simple as that if I can find someone other then my friend Val that wont be scared of me at first sight then I will make an efort other wise no.

54. Do you get along with your parents?Absolutely...well my dad my mum can suck it and can suck it hard.

55. Ever played strip poker? I don't know how to play regular poker! *mutters under breath “bunch of pervs”*.

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Ohh yea tons of times because some people see creeping them out just by being there is anough reason to call the police.

57. Ever been in a car accident? Yea once when I was little I wasent hurt that bad but I did get a nasty hit on the head.

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down?Nine when I was pushed for "Being creepy" the weird thing is two minuts later that person fell down nine flights of stairs with no one else there and nothing to trip over they blamed me for a month.

59. Do you care what people think of you? Not at all if people want to think I'm creepy so be it.

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line?At home getting up ready for work.

61. Are you afraid of the dark?No I welcome it.

62. What kind of car do you have?None I'm not even 14 yet but I will get a moter cycle when I'm older.

63. Time you were born? 12:00 PM.

64. Ever break any bones? No, I try to be careful when I jump off roofs and trees and buldings and stuff.

65. Fave childhood toy? A bat teddy still have it too its good to have some memory of childhood.

66. Fave author?J.K.Rowling.

67. Are you a paranoid person? Kinda people are always saying and I quote "You freak I'll get you later" them boom they get me...something bad always happens to them though.

68. Have any enemies? Yea people hate me...don't know why.

69. Are you afraid of heights? I refer to question 34.

70. Last movie you watched?Rise of the guardians.

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? The thing one of the few horror movies that I don't find funny.

72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate always chocolate.

73. Favorite color? Orange.

74. What time do you usually wake up? Around 7:00 I like wakeing up early to do something before everyone else.

75. What are you doing? Well I'm... Wait! You already asked that!!.

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? I carry things in my pockets no a wallet.

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? None I finish things quickly so I can have more time to myself.

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? None people don't hire me.

79. Can you do a handstand? Me no I'm not very flexible.

80. Are you an angry person? Only if you piss me off and I get pissed off easily.

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Alex Moor my enemy who I would very like to see gutted and beheaded.

82. Do you talk in your sleep? Well its usualy singing This is Halloween form the nightmare before christmas and then wakeing up everyone yelling "NO I AM JACK THE HALLOWEEN KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? Not yet but with how Val is it wont be long.

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? Well I do have a hard head but I havent tried it.

85. Are you delusional? If you count as seeing Pitch Black bare chested in a pair of jean shorts and watching a horror movie togther then yes..yes I am.

86. What is something that you are horrible at? Spelling! Can’t spell to save my life!.

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Actually go to my big sister Amy's party with a bunch of teenage girls talking about boys and hair styles and more boys.

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? I’m sure I could.

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? I’ll be a ninja I like the dark.

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Too many to list.

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right handed.

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? Sometimes.

93. How are you feeling right now? Ummm like me...

94. What annoys you about people? The fact that they just stare at me then out of the blue as "Are you human?".

95. Do you dislike children? I love children they are so cute and don't mind what I look like on Halloween.

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I could climb a fence I will probably fall of it on the other side and smush my face..but I could clime a fence.

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Why do I need brass knuckles?

98. Can you smile for me? I am smiling. On the inside.

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I think about what to dress up as for Halloween and if I could sew my sister Hannah's mouth shut because her snoreing is probably the thing ceeping me up at night.

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? When I was five and diddent know how to ride a bike.

This is IAmTheHalloweenKing signing off.