Deweymeister
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They call me Dewey...

...or Deweymeister...

...or Dewdrop...

...or other Dew related names.

You ask me, "Why do they call you that?" I answer. Apparently in ninth grade one of my friends told me I am like some character from Scream. I've never seen any of them so I have no clue which one, or why. All I know is the guy's name is Dewey. Thus I got my nickname. It's odd because 1. I'm a girl. 2. I've never seen the movies and 3. Who the hell would name their child that? (no offense, but... seriously...) Now that's the name everyone uses to introduce me. They'll say "This is Dewey." The person secretely in their mind will think "Wtf?" Then someone will explain the nickname and the person will say, "Oh, I was wondering who would name their child that." Eh, I don't mind. I kinda like the name now. It's grown on me. I don't think I've heard my real name in quite awhile... well in school at least. Eh - who cares?

Oh, my real name, in case anyone cares is Briana. Ugh... I personally think Dewey is an improvement.

Anyhow - HP is my domain. It's where I live on ff.net. I don't have fics up because 1. I don't believe in finishing stories and 2. I don't like disappointing people. If I do put up any fics they'll most likely be one-shots. I rarely do any of those.

Hmm... I'm a slashaholic. It's just what I love to read and really I couldn't give a rat's ass what anyone thinks of it. I've found in my years of fanfic experience that slash writers and readers tend to be the better ones. That's my opinion and if you don't like it... well I don't really care.

...not much more to say... I don't leave many reviews, but do add lots of storiess to my favorites list. So being added to my favorites is the same as getting a review.

Now I don't have anything left to say... and I have to use the bathroom. So that's all for now.


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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15619 - Favs: 12,605 - Follows: 12,223 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Fallen Angel by Atawalpa reviews
Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,694 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 5,385 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8836 - Favs: 7,576 - Follows: 6,702 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Oblivion by Tinkering reviews
(DISCONTINUED) In this Harry comes back in his sixth year to speak to Severus privately to apologise for snooping in his Penseive. But Severus is under the effects of a potion as Harry arrives and does something...bad. (My sincerest apologies.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hairy Snape by BertaS reviews
AU A potions accident starts unusual circumstances happening for our favorite Potions Master and those around him.Warnings: Slash, language, adult and sexual situations. Harry is in the later part of his seventh year and is 17 years old which in the Wiz
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,740 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Attraction by Lunadeath reviews
Harry's sexuality has finally come out, but not the way Harry wanted. He gets flirted with by all types, but just who is Harry's type? Different pairings at first, but will be HD soon. Yes, it's Slash. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,975 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Radix Acclaro by Random Dispatcher reviews
Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them? LVHPLM SSHGDM COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,132 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 4,358 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Kitty, kitty, MEOW! by The Magicians Wish reviews
SLASH Ahoy! HD On his sixteenth birthday, Harry surprise, surprise comes into his inheritance and has turned into some type of human cat creature. How will he get through his sixth year? What's this about wanting a mate? Enjoy All!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,201 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tiger Dragon by loverstouch reviews
HPDM SLASH In the summer after his fifth year Harry is taken from the Dursley to live with the Malfoys. The next day the Daily Prophet’s headline read ‘Boy who lived died in Death Eater attack’
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,692 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Reclaim by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,926 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5062 - Favs: 9,693 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 3626 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard... ( A/N: I started writing this story over going on 17 years ago - as of 2019 - when I was in high school. Yes, it has errors & plot holes. No, I am not fixing them in this version. )
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5286 - Favs: 3,298 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete