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GIRL COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.

Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman.

Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.

Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?

Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.

Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.

Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.

Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.

Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?

Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?

Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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The Life (Inuyasha FanFic)

Single Father InuYasha by chemicalxrachel reviews
The well sealed up after the final battle with Naraku. InuYasha and Kagome had made love just the day before that battle. Kagome finds out she is pregnant, and can no longer visit Feudal Japan. Kagome dies in childbirth and her mother raises Inu&Kag's baby on her own. One day, 5 years later, InuYasha is able to make the well work! How will he react to all of this?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 189,463 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Kōga, OC - Complete