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"If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping , make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She'll talk as if the characetrs in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you're better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads."


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.I am the girl that people look through when I say something.I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson(and any other book really), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Leo Valdez

2. Percy Jackson

3. Nico Di Angelo

4. Hazel Levesque

5. Annabeth Chase

6. Travis Stoll

7. Iggy

8. Gazzy

9. Holden

10. Katie Gardner

11. Charles Beckondorf

12. Silena Beaugard

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No and No.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well she's a girl... But Leo thinks she's hot :D

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Their child would be VERY pretty with wings. Considering ones dead and the others 9...

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, sadly.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Well I ship Tratie and Percabeth...

6) Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten? Why?

Five/Nine. They'd be interesting...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Well he's blind...

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Not that I know of.

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Light And Love?

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

OF COURSE!

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No. Sadly.

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Maybe...

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The Constipation Song. He seems to like that...

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Lot's of boys?

15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

5 hours ago.

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

So Leo breaks up with Iggy and goes out with Holden, then Iggy dates Charles, then Silena, follows Annbeth's advice and finds true love with Nico? Ok...

17) What title would you give this fic?

Messed Up Beyond Compare...


22 questions!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Mark of Athena- A ninja girl camouflaged in earth tones didn't strike Leo as something he wanted to deal with just then.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Nothing. -_-

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Once Upon A Time. (The one about Ruby)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:18

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:22

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My sister singing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was calling my dog inside.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My text messages.

9. What are you wearing?

Z.S.P.N sweatpants and a pink and orange striped shirt with my blue jacket.

10. Did you dream last night?

I was in the Hunger Games. My sister exploded twice, and my friends kept getting hit by a train...

11. When did you last laugh?

When my S.S teaher yelled at us to stop laughing.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Cabinet, Hunger Games poster.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My sister.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

IT'S FUN!

15. What is the last film you saw?

Mulan

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Percy Jackson. And a detective team to help me find Camp HAlf-Blood and Camp Jupiter.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm a triplet.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

That fiction is fiction.

19. George Bush:

What? Bush...

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Hazel

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jason

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Living at Camp Half Blood


You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (SON, TLH, MOA...)

You write fan fictions about the book. (What do you think this account is for?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book. (*See drinking fountain* Percy could blow that up...)

You quote random lines all the time. ("Holy Zues!")

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Yes, sadly)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. ("You know how teachers say the magic word is please? Not true, the magic word is puke. It'll get you out of there faster then anything")

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (And I have a bunch in my computer desktop)

You've got a book memorized. (A book? I have eight series memorized)

You've read a book more than five times. (Fifty million times)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (No duh.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Zoe, Bianca Di Angelo, list goes on)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Die Annabeth!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. ("Why the Hades would you say that?!?!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Then kill them. I must hide the weapon...)

Your idol is a character from a book (Leo Valdez bisnotchs).


Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.(This explains why the boys in my class act like five-year-olds)

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?(No wonder people always use sarcasm around me)

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he'll hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?(FAIL)

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!(BOOOM!)

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.(SO TRUE!)

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it


That awkward moment

That awkward moment when you laugh when no one said anything

That awkward moment when you fall off the lunch table bench and you're on your back in the woodchips, and you're friends are laughing at you

That awkward moment when you accidentaly shoot your aunt with a marshmallow gun

That awkward moment when someone asks if you want a silver bracelet, and you reply "Is it silver? Because i'm allergic to silver"

That awkward moment when you fall UP the stairs

That awkward moment when you turn around and run right into a wall

That awkward moment when you trip over flat surfaces

That awkward moment when someone asks you what the meaning of life is

That awkward moment when you say talame instead of tamale and people look at you like your an idiot

That awkward moment when you choke on air

That awkward moment when you run into a wall, back up, trip on a chair, turn around, and faceplant into a table

That awkward moment when the teacher turns on CNN Student News and you and your friends scream when they mention the Hunger Games movie

That awkward moment when you and your friend start singing and the whole class goes quiet

That awkward moment when you open the door to the classroom and your friend is standing there, staring at you, without blinking

That awkward moment when you and one of your friends scream when the principal says that there will be no school March 23rd, the day Hunger Games comes out

That awkward moment when you fail a quiz that said read each question in order and follow the directions carefully. And the last question says "if you did any of these questions you fail this test"

That awkward moment when your teacher laughs when the whole class fails said test

That awkward moment when someone comes to your house and say they remember when you were little, and you're just thinking "Who the hell are you?"

That awkward moment when you ask the science teacher if the MR characters will lay eggs or have kids the normal way.

That awkward moment when your friend starts ripping off books

That awkward moment when you friend, whose nickname is Danish, becomes a cannibal

That awkward moment when you pull a push door

That awkward moment when you push a pull door

That awkward moment when you forget there is a door and run into it

That awkward moment when you get stuck INSIDE a rock on a game

That awkward moment when you spend a whole night on the computer just to fix the grammar mistakes in your profileThat awkward moment when you quickly refuse to go on a cruise to Alaska after reading Rick Riordan's latest book (Son of Neptune)

That awkward moment when you are reading said book and you start to cry in the middle of class because your favorite character, almost died, fell off a cliff, was kidnapped ect.

That awkward moment when you start to yell as said book because of what Nico DiAngelo did


I'm a freak, a weirdo.

I'm an iNdIvIdUaL

And i'm freaking proud of it.

I dReAm, I write, I create.

And apparently I'm a complete and utter LoSeR for it.

I don't take crap from anyone.

Got something to say to me? Say it to my face.

Cause there's no point otherwise.

So Go AhEaD aNd HaTe On Me.

Insult me, ridicule me, try and take me down.

Cause I really don't care.

You've got NOTHING on a freak like Me.

(Copy and paste the paragraph above if you're a freak and proud of it. Originally by The ULTIMATE Catchphrase)

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back

for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die"


You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog. 2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. 3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. 4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. 5. You claim you have wings. 6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang', 'Iggy', or 'Dylan' 7. You daydream about meeting the flock. 8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. 9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect. 10. You study about birds. 11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. 12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. 13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. 14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. 15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (What book?) 16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight. 17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser. 18. You hate dog crates. 19. You think scientists are evil. 20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's. 21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch. 22. You've found a new respect for blind people. 23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author. 24. You say 'U and A' a lot. 25. You think you have a Voice like Max. 26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. 27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. 28. You know what 'Fax' is. 29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.(Going to be!) 30. You claim to have brain attacks. 31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. 32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is. 33. You daydream of flying. 34. You love chocolate chip cookies. 35. You seriously felt like you were in the book. 36. If you want to become a writer because of MR(Not true...) 37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it. 38. If you love Fan-fiction. 39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. 40. You want a talking dog.

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel?

Percabeth. Prachel is just wrong

2) Favorite guy character?

Leo! Duh. SO hot...

3) Favorite girl character?

Hazel, she's cool

4) Favorite god?

Iris, or maybe Hermes

5) Favorite goddess?

Iris

6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades?

Poseiden

7) Is Luke hot?

Silena said he was...

8) Would you join the hunters?

Screw the Hunters, I want to actually have a life

9) Archery or sword fighting?

Sword fighting, I have about as much archery skill as Percy

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express?

Iris Message

11) Favorite minor god/goddess?

Iris

12) Favourite book?

All of them! Duh.

13) Least favourite?

Um...

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Bloodor just go in the summer?

Summer, I go to Hogwarts for school!

15) Favorite couple?

Tratie

16) Are you a demigod?

OH YES!!

17) Who is your parent?

Iris, or Hermes...

18) Favorite minor character?

The Stolls.

19) Ethan or Luke?

Ethan

20) Favorite monsters?

Kampe. Though she killed people.


Copy and paste if you have:

Bought, tried or made food because it was in the Percy Jackson Books

Gotten in an argument because Percy Jackson is a real person and Camp Half Blood is a real place.

Cried while you read parts of the books, then you read them again and cried some more.

Quoted lines from the books at random times.

Screamed aloud at characters and the author as you read the books.

Made a Camp-HalfBlood shirt(I will... someday)

Decorated all of your school things with PJO stuff.

Learned Roman Numerals, and write them in your math notes instead of taking the real notes.

Memorized all of the prophecies form all of the books.

Copy and paste if you cried or screamed whenever Percy thought about Annabeth in Son Of Neptune

If you scremed like a fangirl everytime Percy remembered something from his past copy and paste this

If Percy is in fact a son of Poseidon copy and paste

if you know why Carter Kane sees flying horses copy and paste this into your profile

If you knew where Reyna was from as soon as she said "spa" copy and paste


Annabeth – do you like me?

Percy – no

Annabeth – would you cry if I left?

Percy – no

Annabeth – do you think I’m pretty?

Percy – no

Annabeth – do you want me?

Percy – no

Annabeth – would you do anything for me?

Percy – no

Annabeth – would you die for me?

Percy – no

Annabeth – do I cross your mind?

Percy – no

Annabeth – choose: me, or your life?

Percy – my life.

Annabeth ran away heart broken, but Percy chased after her and said:

"I don’t like you, I love you.

If you left I wouldn’t cry, I’d die.

I don’t think you’re pretty, I think you’re beautiful.

I don’t want you, I need you.

I wouldn’t do anything for you, because I’d do everything for you.

I wouldn’t die for you, because I live for you.

You don’t cross my mind because, you’re always on my mind.

And I chose my life because, you ARE my life."


You've seen those "If justin beiber was going to jump off of the empire state building..." Well if you would be part of the less than one percent who was up there looking for MOUNT OLYMPUS, copy and paste.


PJATO FOREVER!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!(I love this one)

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and findCampHalf-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On my wrist, my sister's toenail...

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Some sticky goo...

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Idk

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Bunch of stuff, besides rap, hip-hop, and Justin Beiber

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 10 AM something...

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? House Of Hades

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The Stoll Brothers

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My books, my laptop, my kindle, my dog, my notebook, and my pencil...

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I think 5' 4"

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? don't know...

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yes. Cause the Eidolons, and Erasers...

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Rick Riordan

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? My moms...

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Messy black hair, sea-green eyes.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Not in the near future...I'm not even a teen!

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither...

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ambrosia

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A book...

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Noah... And Leo, Percy, Nico, and Iggy

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Pass...

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? My fat dog. (I love you Shemp)

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Chocolate Lab

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Never tell them...

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 78 (7 of the prophecy,Nico...)

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES IN BOYS? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I don't call

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Cliffhangers.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I freaking LIVE in the USA

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Idk...

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? ... Nope.

37. FIRST JOB? Passing out coupons for Dermotts

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading, duh.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Does getting teeth pulled count? Wait, I got my tonsils out!

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My shirts...

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Got the bottoms this Saturday, ow.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? House of Hades...

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? None, probably

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Right now it's green apple Dove

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I almost failed LA because of it...

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Smoked ham!

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Crack my knuckles, BIte my nails.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None, well maybe the Suessical one...

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I'd run from myself because I'm crazy

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? It's what's on the inside that counts

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Throw the book across the room.

WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My friend Izzy/Gabby's house

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? The horse toy that galloped and neighed...

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Soooooo many. Only like 4 people that I know if that's what you mean...

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No of course not. (That was sarcasm)

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed potatoes, you can make a pool.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY? Their usually fictional...

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Chez, Cheese, Chezabelle, Chezzy, Cheesy, Chesnut... etc

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Taylor Swift, The Band Perry, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Adele, and more...

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Modern Family, Once Upon a Time...

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Haven't taken it yet.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? French Vanilla

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes...?

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? What's working out? Kidding.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO#... 58, 59

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 80?

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I guess? It's kinda fun

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? A play...

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Bottled Coke. (glass bottle :D)

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Their hair...

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? This is War, 30 Seconds to Mars

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? One D

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September, the leaves are pretty...

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio, it's mine, and it reminds me of Nico

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Blondeish Brown, blond and brown streaks

86. EYE COLOR? Like Pipers

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Wendys

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? WHY WOULD I EAT PERCYS KINDRED

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Once Upon a Time.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? If a new PJO, Maximum Ride, Kane Chronicles, and anything else i've read has a new release, that is my favourite day

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Cello

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Don't care as long as the world isn't blown up

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? 3 Musketeers.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? An electric scooter?

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Mark of Athena, again.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Unexistent


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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!


Favourite Quotes from Percy Jackson:

(THE LOST HERO)

1. "Can we just call them storm spirits?" Leo asked. "Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks." --Leo

2. “I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'" Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!” --Jason and Leo

3. “It'll be dangerous," Nyssa warned him. "Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering. Possibly none of you will come back alive." "Oh." Suddenly Leo didn't look so excited. Then he remembered everyone was watching. "I mean... Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let's do this.” --Nyssa and Leo

4. “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” --Coach Hedge

5. “Piper gripped his hand and followed him, “If I fall, you’re catching me.” “Uh, sure.” Jason hoped he wasn’t blushing. Leo stepped out next. “You’re catching me, too, Superman. But I ain’t holding your hand.” --Piper, Jason and Leo Valdez,

6. “What's Cabin Nine?" Leo asked. "And I'm not a Vulcan!" "Come on, Mr. Spock, I'll explain everything.” --Leo and Will

7. “She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.” --Piper (thinking the above lines)

8. “Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.” “Leo, that’s Snow White,” Piper said.” --Leo and Piper

9. “I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!” --Leo

10. “Please excuse Jason from eternal damnation. He has had amnesia.” --Jason (imagining what Jupiter would say if he died and had to remember what he did when at the Judgement Pavilion)

11. Leo: “Holy mother!" "Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference." --Hephaestus and Leo

12. “She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.” --Leo

13. “Now-what’s our game plan?” Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and another flower from the vase on the table. He would’ve eaten the silverware, except Piper had slapped his hand. “Climb the mountain,” Hedge said. “Kill everything except Piper’s dad. Leave.” “Thank you General Eisenhower,” Jason grumbles.” --Coach Hedge and Jason

14. “Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your...” "Coach," Jason interrupted, "Shut up." --Coach Hedge and Jason

15. "Believe me, lady, I remember. And whoever you are, I'm gonna face-plant you hard, Leo-style." --Leo

16. "Yo, Coach Supergoat, whatever you are- I just fell down the freaking Grand Canyon! Stop asking for challenges!" --Leo

(THE DEMIGOD DIARIES-Percy Jackson And The Staff Of Hermes)

1. She stowed our blanket in her backpack and put away the food. Sad…since I’d barely tasted any of the pizza.--Percy (thinking when Annabeth puts away the food)

(THE LIGHTNING THIEF)

1. 'Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways'--Percy (narrating)

2. 'Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.'-- Percy (narrating)

3. 'Am I a troubled kid?Yeah. You could say that.'-- Percy (narrating)

4. '...He was the only teacher whose class didn't put me to sleep.' --Percy (narrating)

5. 'I hoped the trip would be ok. At least, I hoped for once I wouldn't get in trouble.'--Percy (narrating)

6. 'Like at my fifth-grade school, when we went to the Saratoga battlefield, I had this accident with a Revolutionary War cannon. I wasn't aiming for the school bus but of course I got expelled anyway. And before that, at my fourth- grade school when we took a behind- the- scenes tour of the Marine World shark p