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Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by
sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8545 - Favs: 14,033 - Follows: 17,359 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Be Warned by
Lucillia reviews
Bright, brilliant, eye-searing, and serving a purpose that far too many had ignored much to their detriment could be some ways to describe the 6th Doctor's outfit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2014 - 6th Doctor - Complete
Duality by
Lucillia reviews
In one world: Obito died saving his teammates. Konoha's Original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is Naruto's caretaker, and Uchiha Madara is the driving force behind the Akatsuki, still alive and running around doing his own dirty work despite his advanced age. Both men share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Masks by
phoenixyfriend reviews
No one ever really guessed the REAL reason Obito wanted to become the Juubi's Jinchuuriki. Warning: Pure, unadulterated crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Obito U. - Complete
Pet Project by
Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12580 - Favs: 12,807 - Follows: 7,405 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
But, They Didn't by
Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U., Kakashi H.
Kushina's Boyfriend by
Lucillia reviews
Prequel to Naruto's BFF. Madara tries to free the Kyuubi early. Things go south for him when he compliments Kushina's hair, and she decides that it is love at first sight. Madara is soon forced to defend his chastity from his would-be suitor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Madara U., Kushina U.
Operation: Kill Tobi by
xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
The Shinobi Test by
lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
I'm Not Stupid by
xXxTriggerxXx reviews
When Deidara insults him, Tobi strikes back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by
Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by
Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Postage Due by
EvilFuzzy9 reviews
It wasn't the first time he had tried to form an alliance between their clans, and unless this try succeeded it wouldn't be the last time, either. A brief look into the correspondence between two of the most powerful shinobi in the history of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Possessiveness by
Nadeshiiko reviews
Dedicated to Ketsueki no Kuki. What do doctor's coats, crayons, and Sasuke's butt have to do with each other? Well, Madara and Sakura know. MadaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Tobi by
Lucillia reviews
Madara sometimes wondered why nobody got the joke when it came to his other name considering the fact that it was the sort of inside joke that the Akatsuki should be able to get.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Tobi Tales by
FrescaPower reviews
A series of completely nonsensical stories starring everyone's favorite masked Akatsuki member. Chapter 12 is up! Yes, I FINALLY updated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Obito U.
Hall of Mirrors by
Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
Poison Pen by
GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9411 - Favs: 24,112 - Follows: 9,588 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by
Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by
Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Reload by
Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Time Lords and Tour Guides by
Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Then one day, over a plate of chips, they suddenly became very interesting. A University lecture tour becomes an issue for the Doctor and Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by
Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
The Little Tobi Story by
Theif Queen reviews
Tobi, the newest member of the Akatsuki learns a few new 'words' from the rest of the Akatsuki, but what will come of this? random one-shot, rated T for language, mostly from Hidan. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Broken Mirror by
Case13 reviews
A broken mirror sometimes reflects more than any other. A bit theatrical, somewhat ironic, maybe strange at points. Aizen Sousuke, a little differently.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/28/2008 - S. Aizen - Complete
Tomato Soup by
Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Full Circle by
Case13 reviews
The past catches up to us all. Eventually. AU as of recent manga chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Fighters and Weapons by
Case13 reviews
What makes one fight? Co-written with Griever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by
PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Symbiosis by
Monday reviews
But in the end Naruto is the host and he holds all the power. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by
Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 300 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Better Late by
Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete