Arzir
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Joined 02-24-14, id: 5552678, Profile Updated: 02-13-15
Author has written 3 stories for Dragon Age, Happy Tree Friends, and ParaNorman.

I have been reading fanfics (Of course! What else would you be reading here? Ads?!) on this site for a long time but I've only recently created an account (Because you are so lazy!) and I've posted my first story just yesterday (Because you are Sloth personified). So I'm a novice at this (NOOB here everyone! Noob alert!) and I'm hoping for constructive criticism (You're lucky there's a spell check here), friends (Let's flame him, guys) and just to have fun. If you're wondering why there seem to be another person writing this profile, that's me trying to joke with you people (Oh! How pathetic to actually explain your humor. That's just sad). So this is Arzir. Glad to meet you all. (*cough*loser*cough*)

-kamehameha the mean voice- n_n


The Melancholy of Arzir Mormaya

I am barely twenty-three years old and yet I can already feel how heavy the toll that the world has fined me. I am exhausted. And not just physically; my mind is weary, my heart is tired, and my spirit is slowly being crushed by the pressure of the responsibilities thrust upon me. For whom do I live for? What is the reason of my struggles? Why do I endure a profession that was never my choice? A job that I try so hard to love but have grown to hate instead. Questions. So many questions plague my every waking hour. Lo, the seed of doubt has long been planted within me, and it has only grown through time. Its roots have dug deep, strangling my confidence, draining my very resolve. And I can do nothing to remove it. It continues to feed on me as it causes me to question myself. To doubt my every move. Yes! It fills me with so much insecurity that it festers and rots my very soul. And that's when I'm having a good day. On bad ones, I am plague by thoughts that should've never caressed my mind. What are these thoughts you ask? If you must know they pertain to my three siblings. Oh how I love each and every one them. They are my light; the beacon that guides me in the darkest of my days. But, I could not help but think ill of them. For are they not to blame for my current predicament? Were they not the reason why I chose this kind of life? My love for them for them is the shackles that bind me. My responsibilities as the eldest have robbed me of my free will. So is it not my right to blame them?! But alas, I err; for the sin that I condemned them for is non-existent. They did nothing wrong, unless being born to this world is a crime; and it is not. Even in my confused smostltate I am sure, without a shadow of a doubt, that my brothers and sister did nothing wrong. Yet the dark question still lingers in my heart; would it have been better if they were not born. I might have the chance to choose my profession; a career that I actually want. To study a field of my own passion. To reach the dreams that I abandon for the sake of my siblings. And now your eyes have finally seen how selfish I am. You have heard my dark desire; my most wicked wish. You now know what the Crimson Puppeteer truly is. A monster. A demon. A slave. That very title is an ironic ridicule to the man; for he is no manipulator. He is anything but! He is stripped of his free will by the very people he held dear to him. He is and will always will be tied to strings and pulled by others. Forever a slave to his family, to his friends, to life itself. I am a puppet of the world. I am a marionette of fate. I am… The Crimson Puppeteer!


Buto, kalansay, tabi-tabi po sa bangkay.

Lulubog, lilitaw, sasarado’ng hukay.

Buto, ‘pag hinimay, pinakulo, sabay lagay ng atay at gulay ang labas, hototay.

Buto sa kamay, ‘pag panay paypay, magkakanda pilay-pilay, maski kuko mamamatay.

Gusto mong tunay, makitang kalansay ng sariling bangkay, bigkasing sabay-sabay.

Buto, kalansay, tabi-tabi po sa bangkay.

Lulubog, lilitaw, sasarado’ng hukay.

Pag tao’y namatay nagiging isang bangkay, ang buto, matitibay, nagiging kalansay, pero pag ang bangkay hindi nilibing ng mahusay, kaluluwa’y maglalakbay magmumulto panay-panay.

Kaya para mailagay sila sa matiwasay, hanapin ang kalansay saka ilibing ng tunay.

Si Hasmin, ating pakay, hanapin kanyang kalansay, kaya tayo’y magkapit kamay at bigkasing sabay-sabay.

Buto, kalansay, tabi-tabi po sa bangkay.

Lulubog, lilitaw, sasarado’ng hukay.

Buto, kalansay, tabi-tabi po sa bangkay.

Lulubog, lilitaw, sasarado’ng hukay.

Buto, kalansay, tabi-tabi po sa bangkay.

Lulubog, lilitaw, sasarado’ng hukay. Buto, kalansay, tabi-tabi po sa bangkay.

Lulubog, lilitaw, sasarado’ng hukay.

Buto, kalansay, tabi-tabi po sa bangkay.

Lulubog, lilitaw, sasarado’ng hukay.


My interest includes:

Games: Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Skyrim, Borderlands, Civilization, Don't Starve, etc. Mostly RPGs

Anime: Naruto, D. Gray-Man, UQ Holder, Negima, Trinity 7, The World God Only Knows, Angel Beats, Mirrai Nikki, No Game, No Life, etc. Mostly Echii, Harem, Comedy

Authors (Novels): V.C. Andrews, Anne Rice, Stephen King, Chritine Feehan

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A Kiss in Ba Sing Se: Secrets and Promises by Brain-Dancer reviews
This is a retelling of the Avatar adventure if Toph had shown her true feelings for Aang after the war ended. Earth and Air meet, in this romantic comedy that has spills and tears, laughs and more than a few surprises. Love is the theme... and TAANG is the bottom line of this tale. The GAang is all here as well and they are not short on antics either. Now over- 200K Views!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 340,377 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Aang, Toph]
Snow Angels by DeisuiNeko reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War has been over for more than 2 years and now it is the holiday season and Naruto is not looking forward to yet another year alone especially now that Sakura and Sasuke are an item. Will a certain pale-eyed girl be able to save him from his self-destructive path before it is too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 403,130 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Unlikely Legends: How We Met by Lindsay Starling reviews
Merida is to be betrothed to one of the sons of the four kingdoms, and is struggling to get out of it. On the other side of the ocean, in the town of Berk, Hiccup discovers that he will be competing for a Scottish princesses hand in marriage. To make matters worse, he still has not told anyone about the dragon he is hiding in the forest. (Spelling fixed)
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,427 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Hiccup, Merida
Naruto's Flirtatious Feline by agitosgirl reviews
While on his first mission since his training trip, Naruto runs into a bit of a problem. He meets an odd girl with cat ears and a tail. She's attractive, perky, and very deadly. She also appears to be very misinformed. What's a guy to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,477 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Light's downfall by ainzOoalGo reviews
Non-canon 10th volume of Overlord, do NOT read if u don't know how volume 9 ends. Ainz sets his sights on the Slane Theocracy! What kind of battle will the Black Scripture put up? He's hungry for revenge after what happened last time! time for the showdown between Nazarick and humanity's strongest has come at last! Rated T for violence
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,597 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Complete
A Different Scroll by Enei Emmu reviews
A timeline branches wildly away from its proper alignment. Many things change, and yet others stay exactly the same. A thousand years into the divergence, ten-year-old Hinata befriends Naruto. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 671,045 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Gaara, Tenten] - Complete
Aus by Eres121493 reviews
The Dragonborn, caught and held captive in Alduin's fortress at Skuldafn. Paarthurnax's life depends on her every move, and Alduin has made it clear that he plans to hold her until he grows bored and decides to kill her. Can she escape? Better yet, can she figure out why Alduin's eyes seem to glide over her whenever he's around? DragonbornXAlduin.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,598 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] Paarthurnax
Vir Adahlen by Kal-El Fornia reviews
It means the Way of the Forest, and that together we are stronger than one. As Merrill and Hawke live their lives as farmers on the farmlands of Amaranthine with their three children: Malcolm, Bethany, and Tamlen, they are happy in their simple life together. It's not exactly what Merrill had envisioned for herself, but it's more than she ever thought she would have.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,184 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [Merrill, Hawke (M)]
Don't Leave Me by AndyH reviews
Gaz is a solo-gamer who needs a team partner to compete in a national video game competition, but doesn't think much of the humans around her. Neither does Zim, a solo-invader. And how will they manage all that happens after? An eventual ZAGR piece, but it won't happen the way you think it will. It wouldn't be IZ unless something went haywire. Will build up slowly. A 1st Fanfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,894 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Zim, Gaz] [Dib, Tak]
Different Worlds by Autistic Writer reviews
Hiccup rides to Dunbroch castle in order to make peace between the Vikings and the Scots. However, is it more than just a treaty or is it some that is led to fate? Read and find out.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,703 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Hiccup, Merida
To clear his name by Lvl34potato reviews
Logan's foolhardy plan has landed his kingdom of Albion in turmoil, but his sister still remains faithful, what will she do to clear his name? What is she willing to sacrifice for her love, and what is she willing to become? (Princess x Logan, yes, it's incest if you don't like it please don't read, you have been warned.) [Rated M for upcoming chapters]
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan
For the Dreaming by Apatt reviews
Hiccup was not always the dragon-rider hero of Berk. To many people he was known as Hiccup the Useless, but to others he was all but useless. He was an adventurer and he was a good friend. Hiccup had a life before he became obsessed with killing a dragon, and this is the story of that life.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Hiccup, Toothless, Camicazi - Complete
Love and Hate by SneakyWalrus reviews
A collection of the various 'romantic' highs and lows of Zim and Tak's relationship, demonstrating how evil both these aliens can be. From torture, violence, mental and physical assault and worse, Tak and Zim are building towards the end, of themselves and the world itself. Remember, Tak and Zim are evil. Warning; Gore, Violence
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Zim, Tak
Tavern Talks by NattyWright reviews
A series of One-shots revolving around my warden Lyla Mahariel, Merrill, Leliana and others. Set in the same universe as my other story "From the Dales to Denerim"
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Leliana, Mahariel] Merrill, Varric T. - Complete
Thick as Thieves by niidqethjot reviews
Hiccup and Camicazi have been best friends for years, much to the misfortune of everyone around them. Explore the relationship of the two biggest troublemakers in the Barbaric Archipelago. A series of one-shots.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,005 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Camicazi, Hiccup
Fable III: Legends of Skorm by LittlePinkOwl reviews
"Whatever his crimes, he will always be her brother." It's been five years since Lucia defeated the Darkness and she feels more alone than ever. When Logan returns with news of a new threat, the young queen does all she can to mend their broken relationship. But is she getting too close? [WARNING: Incest]
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,136 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan
Legacy of the Vampire by RedRover10 reviews
Veemon has been with FlameGatomon for some time now. Things go hectic once Vampmon come into the mix. Now, he's having some mean flashbacks and memories about the time him and Flame were together. How will he cope with is loss? M for Sex, language, violence, and blood, and gore
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [V-mon/Veemon, Tailmon/Gatomon] [Armadimon/Armadillomon, Floramon]
Rainy Night by Shapeshifter89 reviews
A night that appeared to be almost normal, turns into a dramatic, and deadly affair Update: Continuing the story because it was suggested and I'm changing the rating because I can...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,659 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Edel Raid and Pleasure by soundless steps reviews
In the many worlds, there are many powers. Days after her birth, Hinata gains the powers of an Edel Raid. During her kidnapping, she creates a permanent bond with a certain someone. With joined destinies, the two must help the other grow. Please Enjoy c:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,582 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
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Farewell reviews
This is an AU where Norman embarks on a journey to retrieve the remains of Agatha Prenderghast's remains from a monster called Bone Snatcher. This is actually the end of the story. HAHA! If I get enough reviews I might post the beginning. If not then it'll remain an oneshot. Weird huh?
ParaNorman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Norman B., Agatha P.
Shattered Perspective reviews
He did not like what he saw. He never did. In the mirror was a man whose golden eyes held so much hatred. He blinked and a pair of sad emerald eyes was now staring at him. He could feel it. Nights like these were becoming rare but they do still happen..
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Flippy, Flaky
Bioware: Behind the Game reviews
This is my take on how BioWare's characters interact with each other in a shared world. First fanfic... Read and have fun! There might be also guest characters from other games.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015