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Peaches by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6823 - Favs: 6,265 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Magic Position by Erythros reviews
A lot of things can change when you meet the right person. DHr. An extended one-shot in three parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 220 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGDM: Fluff and smut. Draco needs a friend and a place to stay. Hermione needs more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Morning Shower by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, Granger by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione feels like a scrooge this year, and doesn't even care about Christmas, but will someone make her Christmas wish come true? Draco wants her to be his Christmas wish, and let's face it, Draco Malfoy always gets what he wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Substitute by Sailor-Helios reviews
CH 20 UP!Inuyasha and Kikyo are the hottest couple in their school...until they break up. Inuyasha wants Kikyo back so he uses Kagome, a geeky nobody, to make Kikyo jealous. How will things turn out?IK,SM
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,944 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4706 - Favs: 8,069 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever Kind of Valentine by Avari20 reviews
VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nonrefundable by Nymbis reviews
Birthdays aren't supposed to be this difficult. StantonxSerena fluff for ShatteredDiamonds.
Daughters of the Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Stanton, Serena K. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,590 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pardon the Parody by Lilly Maiden reviews
Inuyasha and Miroku are the leaders of a gang of rapers. They are out searching for more girls when they run into Kagome. IK MS Don't judge a story by the summery. hint hint
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,133 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3027 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hell's Angel by Inuyasha Loves Kagome 4391 reviews
[COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE]AU. Kagome Higurashi. Everyone knew about her and her reputation; she was the best. But when the infamous Inuyasha Taishio comes to her school and challenges her, that reputation just flew out the window.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,939 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11109 - Favs: 4,690 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete