LonelyIguana
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Joined 07-16-04, id: 633229
Author has written 4 stories for Incredibles, Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter.

Maeve K. Stone

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NOW I HAVE YOU! IT WAS A TRAP; YES, A TRAP, AND YOU FELL FOR IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA... Okay, well it wasn't a trap, but now that you are here I am determined to keep you and you shall not run away and will forever be mine, mine, mineymine mine. So there. Pbth.

I hope you are here because you enjoyed my writing and want more -- not because you want to know what kind of an idiot wrote that crap you just read, because that would hurt me. In the heart. Meh, okay, my writing might be crap right now. You'll get over it.

AWRIGHT. Now, I'm not posting insights into my stories because, for one thing, ALL of my stories are ideas that popped into my head at random intervals, and I have not done a proper outline or plot for them at all. Which may be why they sound like crap to me. HOWEVER, I may sometime in the near future decide to sit down and brainstorm and then plot everything out (with the help of my trusty book, Plot and Structure) and then I might talk a leetle beet about them here. MAYBE.

I appreciate you SO MUCH for looking at this all the way through.

I hope you read my stories, and if you like them, don't be shy, TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM. Make freaking friends, for gosh sakes.

ALSO, if you think you notice that some of my stories are hinting at MAJOR Mary-Sue-ish-ness, trust me, I know. But if you wish to help, email me and tell what parts get on your nerves the most. We must fix this problem. I jess can't heppit sometimes, though. Ugh.

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More Than Human by sbj reviews
There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 332,245 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 3,506 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 1/31/2009
How to Kiss an Elven-king by JolieFolie reviews
Thranduil rescues a shy girl travelling in a snowstorm and provides her with shelter. Please note: rated M for dub-con kissing and mature themes. Written in 1st person. (Cross-listed on AO3 in 2nd person; I have the same username there). Thranduil/OFC.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Elvenking Thranduil, OC] - Complete
Two is Better by cb1nz reviews
An unexpected confession from Hermione leaves Fred and George...intrigued and hungry for more. Can the three of them find love, or is sharing impossible? FredxHermionexGeorge, no twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W.
My sweetest friend by CatHallam reviews
After breaking up with Matt, Mimi is comforted by Tai. Who turns out to be her sweetest friend.br Michi friendship. Ones-shot.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Mimi T., Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
WTFudge by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
Sequel to A Parental Guide. MAKES SENSE WITHOUT READING PREQUEL. Rosa's back, along with Brendan, the Marauders, Lily and Mary. Includes house parties with Slytherins, seven minutes in heaven and reunited relationships. SBOC. JPLE. OCOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,560 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Drop Dead Uncle Fred by Perplexity reviews
Hearing voices is bad. Seeing people who no one else can see is worse. Having your mad, invisible uncle help you with your miserable love life, well, that's just plain horrid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Drop Dead Fred - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Ginny W. - Complete
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn by miss-blanche reviews
Sirius Black is giving up the ladies once and for all while Lydia Johnson is still searching for Mr Right. But after one memorable potions lesson, it goes to show that frankly my dear, fate doesn't give a damn about your plans. Marauders era
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,577 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Memoirs of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs by violet-angel07 reviews
The memories of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, four fated young men, remembered by them, written by them... Two are now dead, one is a traitor, and the other, is completely alone... This is their story...Please Read & Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 184,248 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Welcome To My Life by Lady Avari reviews
Welcome to my life dealing with crazy Sirius Black and his friends, avoiding pranks, and just trying to get past the day with out losing my sanity. R&R!SBOC JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,497 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Tshirt Incident by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Based on Sarah's Tshirt from my DeviantArt account, link in my bio. A provoked Goblin King shows up at the student bar, and a heated exchange ensues. Oneshot JS row with smirking, snarkiness & snogging, just for fun. Rating for language&references.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/3/2007
Bliss by Perplexity reviews
She knew it was deceitful, she knew it was wrong, but at this point she just wanted Remus to be happy. And in some twisted way, it would be comforting that he would love her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
When You Wish Upon A Star by moxearlee reviews
They say when you wish upon a star, it will come true. But what do you wish for when you're the boy with everything?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Artemis F.
The New Girl by hunni07 reviews
Sirius Black! Back way back in his seventh year! HE and the other marauders meet Faylinn, with the pink hair and mischevious attitude. I've been told it's cute and funny so check it out plze! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,952 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Last Mile by JolieFille reviews
This is a tale of friendship between four young men and the romantic relationships than encircle them. Two marauders, two love stories. How they each found love, endured it, and how one of them let it slip from his fingers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 297,528 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bittersweet by darkess-knight reviews
Hermione is thrown into the past after an accident with the time-turner. There, she has a deeply emotional romance with young Sirius Black, a mischief-maker she never would have thought she’d fall for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,409 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
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Changes reviews
Jennifer MacKenna is living your average high school graduate's life... until she is abducted and taken to Ireland. Boy, does this pointy-faced Irishman have some explaining to do... Funny now, Romance later. AFxOC, R&R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Artemis F.
Winds of Change reviews
Orphan Christiana is the leader of 19 other orphan children in muggle England, without food, shelter, or hope. But when a wizard family gets wind that these abandoned children are victims of Voldemort, the children are saved. HPxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Harry P., OC
Phoenix: Beginning Again reviews
Phoenix is just a normal 15 year old girl when her life is completely torn apart by a nameless arsonist. Placed under the protection of the government, she is put into the foster care of the Parrs. Original Character, OCxDASH, R&R please!
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Dash P.
Have Fun with It reviews
Amaya, a powerful elemental super of 16, moves to Metroville after living 5 years at Nomanisan. DASHxOC, R&R
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2005