BEWARE!!!!! The Mango Revelution is coming!!!! The Mango Revelution (hereafter refered to as TMR) is the time when every single apple in the world will turn into a mango! It will be up to the most elite branch of the Naked Chickens( those brave chickens, devoid of feathers but that have some managed to aquire noses and beards), the Kentucky Frieds to turn the apples back! This information was brought to us in a vision best summed up by the following verses: Mangoes look like mangoes, Smell like mangoes, Taste like mangoes, But are apples!!!!! ))))) NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!! The Cha Cha went Boom and then it died on the 5th of July 2003!!!! The Holy Moley went Cow was born on the sameday but then it died on the 5th of July 2003!!!! Happy Apricots passing by advise you to ignore the random crap you just read before spontaneously combusting and being reborn as plates of lime jelly ^-^ And now, if you haven't already run away screaming in fear for your sanity or to the nearest dark and creepy pub to hire a hitman...or woman, or kid, or potato, or blob of custard, or...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!No!!!!! Not that!!!!! Anything but that!!!!!! *screams as she is shot in the head by hit-teletubbie (sp?) wielding a 9mm Uzi and a Sig Sauer!! Teletubbie: *grinning evily* Sorry melon-heart is currently...ah...indesposed, so I shall be continuing her profile for her! Ahahahahahahaha! Bananas in Pajamas: *looking nasty and waving katanas* But first you must join us in our evil scheme to take over the world! The attack of the-little-kiddies-show-freaks has come! Melon-heart: Damn those kids shows are fucking scary! What with all those motherfucking mutant creatures! I mean come on! Giant talking bananas with absolutly no fashion sense can only be the work of some deranged Frankenstien wannabe, and all those moronic peeps on Playschool an all that they are so mind numbing I think they're trying to brainwash people! Seriously! I am not paranoid! I just had to spend three hours watching the fucking things coz I was looking after my little sis! Shit!!!!! I'm going outta my mind!!!!!!!!!! Teletubbie: I thought you where dead!?! Melon-heart: Yah! I wish! Fuck you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *grabs the teletubbie's Uzi and blasts the fuck outta everyone* Ahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! Die freaks! Melon-heart: *As teletubbie guts and banana puree slide down the walls* And now a little about me ^-^ Name: No fucking way am I gonna tell you that Age: I'll let in on a little secret, I am actually the immortal bean bag from down the road, FEAR MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i'm 14 if you must know) Country: Australia (fucking isolation and movies an' things come out like a year after they come out everywhere else but i like it here) Ethnic Background: Me be Eurasian, Australian/Chinese which is cool coz it means i get da best of both yah? Fav. Manga/Anime: Card Captor Sakura, Shaman King, Fruits Basket, FAKE, CUT, more but can't think right now... Fav. Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Alex Rider, Stravaganza, Anything by Matthew Reilly, Most things by Diana Wyne Jones, The House of Many Rooms, His Dark Materials (wtf is that supposed to mean?)...I read so much i can't remember all my favorites anymoreo.O;;; Fav. Movies:BATTLE ROYALE IS THE BEST MOVIE EVERMADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! basically it's set in Japan and all the adults are getting uneasy about the rebelliousness of teenagers so they instate this new act called the BR Act. This means that every so often they pick a random grade 9 class set them on an island with one weapon each ranging from machine guns to paper fans, and then they have to kill each other off!!!!!!!! After three days if only one kid is left, they get released back into the community to lead a "normal" life, but if there are more than one person at the end of three days the collars around their necks blow their heads off!!!!!!!!! so cool! It's in japanese with english subs. KIRIYAMA ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the sequel, Requiem sux like hell but... Fav. Pairings: Card Captor Sakura: Sakura x Syaoran Eriol x Tomoyo (s'ok) Eriol x Syaoran (my absolute fav. in this fandom so incredibly fucking cute!!!! ^-^) " Touya x Yukito Clow x Yue Harry Potter: Draco x Harry (fuck yeah!) Fred x George (gotta luv incest) Fred x George x Harry (threesomes yay!^-^) Sirius x Remus (have u seen the pics of this on "www.geocities.com/moonlight_secret , sooooooooooo cute! ^-^) Snape x Draco Sirius x Harry Riddle x Harry (weird but very interesting) (With this fandom I tend to support the weirder pairings, don't like anything to obvious) Fruits Basket: Kyo x Yuki Haru x Yuki (very sweet) Haru x Kyo (or Kyo x Haru, doesn't bother me) Shigure x Aya (^-^) Aya x Yuki (what can i say? ^-^) Akito (male) x Yuki (fucking evil ^-^) (i lvu it when yuki's a damsel is distress ^-^) Yu Gi Oh!: Seto x Jonuuchi (sp?) Yami Bakura x Bakura Yami Yugi x Yugi Yami Bakurax Malik (malik be uke ^-^) (Anything really that's the only one i really like) Artemis Fowl: Butler x Artemis (not really me but s'ok) Juliet x Artemis Holly x Artemis (heh heh, u notice that Artemis always has to be the uke, lol...but he is very feminine...don't look at me like that!o.O) Shaman King: Anna x Yoh (poor poor Yoh) Horo Horo x Yoh (o.O;;;) Ren x Yoh (my fav. ^-^) Amidameru x Yoh (cute!!!!! ^-^) Lord of the Rings: Sam x Frodo (duh...but definatly not Frodo x Sam) Aragon x Legolas Glorfindel x Erestor (not the other way 'round) Elladan x Elrohir Legolas x Erestor Crossovers: Alex Rider x Artemis Fowl (thank you Ever1!!!!!!!!! ^-^) Yami Bakura x Syaoran Li Yami Bakura x Yuki Souma Kyo Souma x Artemis Fowl (could happen o.O;;;) Seto Kaiba x Yuki Souma Seto Kaiba x Artemis Fowl (and basically anything else really fucking random) |
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