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Joined 07-15-04, id: 632209

BEWARE!!!!! The Mango Revelution is coming!!!!

The Mango Revelution (hereafter refered to as TMR) is the time when every single apple in the world will turn into a mango! It will be up to the most elite branch of the Naked Chickens( those brave chickens, devoid of feathers but that have some managed to aquire noses and beards), the Kentucky Frieds to turn the apples back! This information was brought to us in a vision best summed up by the following verses:

Mangoes look like mangoes,

Smell like mangoes,

Taste like mangoes,

But are apples!!!!! )))))

NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!

The Cha Cha went Boom and then it died on the 5th of July 2003!!!!

The Holy Moley went Cow was born on the sameday but then it died on the 5th of July 2003!!!!

Happy Apricots passing by advise you to ignore the random crap you just read before spontaneously combusting and being reborn as plates of lime jelly ^-^

And now, if you haven't already run away screaming in fear for your sanity or to the nearest dark and creepy pub to hire a hitman...or woman, or kid, or potato, or blob of custard, or...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!No!!!!! Not that!!!!! Anything but that!!!!!! *screams as she is shot in the head by hit-teletubbie (sp?) wielding a 9mm Uzi and a Sig Sauer!!

Teletubbie: *grinning evily* Sorry melon-heart is currently...ah...indesposed, so I shall be continuing her profile for her! Ahahahahahahaha!

Bananas in Pajamas: *looking nasty and waving katanas* But first you must join us in our evil scheme to take over the world! The attack of the-little-kiddies-show-freaks has come!

Melon-heart: Damn those kids shows are fucking scary! What with all those motherfucking mutant creatures! I mean come on! Giant talking bananas with absolutly no fashion sense can only be the work of some deranged Frankenstien wannabe, and all those moronic peeps on Playschool an all that they are so mind numbing I think they're trying to brainwash people! Seriously! I am not paranoid! I just had to spend three hours watching the fucking things coz I was looking after my little sis! Shit!!!!! I'm going outta my mind!!!!!!!!!!

Teletubbie: I thought you where dead!?!

Melon-heart: Yah! I wish! Fuck you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *grabs the teletubbie's Uzi and blasts the fuck outta everyone* Ahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! Die freaks!

Melon-heart: *As teletubbie guts and banana puree slide down the walls* And now a little about me ^-^

Name: No fucking way am I gonna tell you that

Age: I'll let in on a little secret, I am actually the immortal bean bag from down the road, FEAR MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i'm 14 if you must know)

Country: Australia (fucking isolation and movies an' things come out like a year after they come out everywhere else but i like it here)

Ethnic Background: Me be Eurasian, Australian/Chinese which is cool coz it means i get da best of both yah?

Fav. Manga/Anime: Card Captor Sakura, Shaman King, Fruits Basket, FAKE, CUT, more but can't think right now...

Fav. Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Alex Rider, Stravaganza, Anything by Matthew Reilly, Most things by Diana Wyne Jones, The House of Many Rooms, His Dark Materials (wtf is that supposed to mean?)...I read so much i can't remember all my favorites anymoreo.O;;;

Fav. Movies:BATTLE ROYALE IS THE BEST MOVIE EVERMADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! basically it's set in Japan and all the adults are getting uneasy about the rebelliousness of teenagers so they instate this new act called the BR Act. This means that every so often they pick a random grade 9 class set them on an island with one weapon each ranging from machine guns to paper fans, and then they have to kill each other off!!!!!!!! After three days if only one kid is left, they get released back into the community to lead a "normal" life, but if there are more than one person at the end of three days the collars around their necks blow their heads off!!!!!!!!! so cool! It's in japanese with english subs. KIRIYAMA ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the sequel, Requiem sux like hell but...

Fav. Pairings:

Card Captor Sakura:

Sakura x Syaoran

Eriol x Tomoyo (s'ok)

Eriol x Syaoran (my absolute fav. in this fandom so incredibly fucking cute!!!! ^-^) "

Touya x Yukito

Clow x Yue

Harry Potter:

Draco x Harry (fuck yeah!)

Fred x George (gotta luv incest)

Fred x George x Harry (threesomes yay!^-^)

Sirius x Remus (have u seen the pics of this on "www.geocities.com/moonlight_secret , sooooooooooo cute! ^-^)

Snape x Draco

Sirius x Harry

Riddle x Harry (weird but very interesting)

(With this fandom I tend to support the weirder pairings, don't like anything to obvious)

Fruits Basket:

Kyo x Yuki

Haru x Yuki (very sweet)

Haru x Kyo (or Kyo x Haru, doesn't bother me)

Shigure x Aya (^-^)

Aya x Yuki (what can i say? ^-^)

Akito (male) x Yuki (fucking evil ^-^)

(i lvu it when yuki's a damsel is distress ^-^)

Yu Gi Oh!:

Seto x Jonuuchi (sp?)

Yami Bakura x Bakura

Yami Yugi x Yugi

Yami Bakurax Malik (malik be uke ^-^)

(Anything really that's the only one i really like)

Artemis Fowl:

Butler x Artemis (not really me but s'ok)

Juliet x Artemis

Holly x Artemis

(heh heh, u notice that Artemis always has to be the uke, lol...but he is very feminine...don't look at me like that!o.O)

Shaman King:

Anna x Yoh (poor poor Yoh)

Horo Horo x Yoh (o.O;;;)

Ren x Yoh (my fav. ^-^)

Amidameru x Yoh (cute!!!!! ^-^)

Lord of the Rings:

Sam x Frodo (duh...but definatly not Frodo x Sam)

Aragon x Legolas

Glorfindel x Erestor (not the other way 'round)

Elladan x Elrohir

Legolas x Erestor

Crossovers:

Alex Rider x Artemis Fowl (thank you Ever1!!!!!!!!! ^-^)

Yami Bakura x Syaoran Li

Yami Bakura x Yuki Souma

Kyo Souma x Artemis Fowl (could happen o.O;;;)

Seto Kaiba x Yuki Souma

Seto Kaiba x Artemis Fowl

(and basically anything else really fucking random)

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 371,324 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Until I Die He Will Not Leave My Side by Tumble Down reviews
Arthur was in pain, and it wasn't a pain he could heal with magic or any of Gaius's elixirs or even just by being his usual clumsy, ridiculous self... Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
What a Drag by Lonicera Japonica reviews
This is what happened in episode nine before Haruhi and the Lobelia girls got to the third music room. Includes an explanation for Mori's feathery thing and tambourine. Yes, I aplogzie for the title. [TamakiKyouya]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Needs by The Dream Whisperer reviews
There are things Mori needs that Honey can't give him. And there are things Kyouya needs that only Mori understands. Four scenes four revelations. MoriKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Reflections and Shadows by twisted-sheets reviews
Yaoi. SasuNaru. Joint fic. MPREG. Sasuke and Naruto discover the joys and consequences of intimate cuddling! After their tragic loss, Sasuke and Naruto try to put their lives back together and deal with their loss. Light lime in chap.3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,553 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naneth by ami-chan200 reviews
Imladris has been blessed with twins, Elladan & Elrohir and all are delighted, especially their father, Elrond. Their mother Celebrian, does not seem to feel the same way and Erestor is left in charge of the elflings. What will poor Erestor do? Yaoi Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Elrond, Elrohir
Neglected Child by ChouiChoui reviews
Syaoran's life is a mess. He is the youngest of 5 children. His father passed away and his mother copes with the pain by drinking. Syaoran is abused physically and emotionally by everyone, so he isolates himself. Syaoran-centric
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Syaoran L., Sakura K.
Ice Queen by anime-obsession260 reviews
Kinomoto Sakura is the ice queen at her school, while Li Syaoran is a newcomer whose life isn't perfect either. Can these two relate? Or... will they just tear each other apart? [COMPLETE]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,854 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Finding Spring by Katy North reviews
Fruits Basket cast take turns telling the story of the end of the curse. Focuses on Yuki and Kyo. Shonen-ai, KyoYuki. R&R Please!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 9/17/2004
Mismatch in Prohpecies by sugahandspice reviews
Crossover with Harry Potter. Sakura and Li get transported to the world of Harry Potter but both might not make it back alive.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,311 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 4/15/2004
Hidden Shadows by wolef reviews
you know those stories of naruto going undercover as a girl and sasuke falling in love with his disguised self? now its the other way around YAOI NaruSasu [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,062 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Believe Me When I Say I Love You by villainrage reviews
Sakura has been in-love w her best male friend Syaoran since they were in 6th grade. She confessed her feelings towards him when they were in 7th grade, but all he did was laugh in front of her face. what must she do for him to believe her? R&R pls
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004
The Amber Eyed Gladiator: Forbidden Games by sakuratenshi89 reviews
CHAPTER 13 UP! He: prisoner of war with a royal past, sold to become a gladiator. She: princess with a royal future and past, the games were dedicated to her by her fiance. What happens when slave meets royalty? What happens when the forbidden games begin
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,218 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Two of a Kind by MistressCoCoLoVeR reviews
NarutoFB crossover. Full summary inside. It's shonen-ai.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2004
The Third Guardian by Sadistic Tensai reviews
A secret from Li's past begins to catch up with him. Who is the mysterious figure that has been watching over him? What secret have Yue and Kero been keeping from them?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Syaoran L.
In the Arms of a Stranger by Cerrah M.T reviews
When Sakura Kinomoto's parents were murdered, she was devastated and ran away - only to be found by a boy she didn't know...a boy who ended up letting her sleep in his arms on a park bench and then disappearing in the morning. DISCONTD as of 8/06/08.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
Fight Of Dominance by Ava Addemdum reviews
A short little ficlet dedicated to my favourite pairing. A certain blonde and burnet fighting it out, except for once, it's not over rivary. [narusasu] Warning :Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/9/2004
Magic of One World by Sakura Kaijuu reviews
Hey, another Harry Potter/CCS thing. Oh well, hee hee. Sakura and Syaoran go to Hogwarts at Eriol's wish to help Harry, Ron and Hermione defeat Voldemort. S+S, H+G, R+H
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 7/6/2003
Snow by peroxidepest17 reviews
Fluff and fluff and more fluff- Haru, Yuki and yes…snow.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2003
Marhabah, Egypt! by Gia reviews
[Mission Series] Nile Bukhara Restaurant. A mission. “I suppose, Potter, you prefer enticing men’s heart?” One will go to creative lengths to get their target. “Why, Professor? Shall I come over there and show you how gay I really am?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 8/8/2002 - Harry P.
To save Hogwarts by Timber Wolf3 reviews
CCS/HP crossover fan fiction. Sakura and Syaoran are headed to Hogwarts for one reason. They are the most powerful sorcerers in the world and are being sent to protect Harry from Lord Voldemort. Please r+r
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Syaoran L., Sakura K.
CardCaptor Sakura and HP Crossover by Raine8 reviews
A continuation of HP5 with CCS. Sakura, Syaoran, and Eriol heads off to Hogwarts for a chance at formal magical schooling, fun, and relaxation...right? So why are the things that are happening at Hogwarts making everybody nervous?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2003 - Published: 1/14/2003
Wilted Cherryblossom by Sapphire Midnight reviews
Syaoran and Sakura are slaves for an evil man who only wants power. After they defeat him, Tomoyo and Sakura go to live with the Li family where they train Sakura to use her powers, but then Syaoran's taken into slavery again, and Sakura has to find him.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 5/21/2002
Exchange Student by Fuyu no Iki reviews
Sakura is an exchange student from Japan attending Hogwarts. Making friends with Harry, Ron, and Hermione, along with enemies with Malfoy, she meets a Slytherin unlike any other: Syaoran. S+S, CCS & Harry Potter crossover. CHAPTER 2 IS UP!!!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,239 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/28/2002 - Published: 11/25/2001