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Let Me Love You by StormageddonDarkLadyOfAll reviews
'For five minutes, I'm just boring Clary Morgenstern, the unnoticed, unneeded, boring little redhead no one pays attention to- the girl whose secrets are safe. But then the classroom door opens and angel boy steps in, effectively starting the upside-down-isation of my life.' Clary has secrets no one can know but the new boy won't back off. What happens when love uncovers secrets?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,298 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 4/18/2016 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Sworn Off Love by GirlishlyGreek reviews
Annabeth is a famous supermodel who swore to never love again. Percy is the leader of the most feared gang in the nation, The Olympians. He too, swore to never love again. When the two meet and get wrapped up in a problem more dangerous than they can imagine, what will happen? Will they push aside their oath and fall in love? Or will love be the death of them all? Definitely OOC AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 337,600 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Finding the Strength by ShootingStar96 reviews
"Because eventually, we learn to define our happiness for ourselves, on our own terms, in spite of the pain others have caused us." A four part modern high school twist on the Divergent Trilogy. (Less high school, more twist.)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 188,935 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 9/24/2018 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children by The Artemis reviews
Percy Jackson isn't like other teens. His reflexes are crazy fast. He enrolls into Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children, a school for kids with exceptional abilities. There he meets the popular Annabeth Chase, whose ability is a secret to the student body. As they start to uncover Goode's many secrets, they find themselves getting pulled in deeper and deeper. -Percabeth-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,404 - Reviews: 4025 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,696 - Updated: 9/5/2018 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Unhinged by ThatHippieChick reviews
Clary, 16, has always been a little off. What will happen when she is taken from her mother and put in a mental institute to help cure her illness? Will she make news friends or fall farther into the darkness? Can a mysterious golden guardian angel save her from her demons or will he simply let her fall? Rated M for cursing and later smut.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,988 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Fast and Furiously Divergent by nwrites reviews
Four Eaton lives for two things: street racing and cars. Street racing is illegal in Toronto where Four lives but he is still determined as ever to compete against other racers. It doesn't matter that his dad happens to lead the government. Four is a closed off, but alluring Junior who deals with not so average situations, especially ones that involve a certain blonde.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,210 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.]
Innocence by WritingIsMyBurden reviews
Beatrice and Tobias met in Abnegation when they were little kids. They were best friends. That is, until Tobias left. Two years later, will they reconnect with each other? And what happened to Beatrice while Tobias was gone?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,067 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Frozen Truths by GuiltyMind reviews
He's stuck in a position of riches and materialism, and she's trapped in a life of misfortune and unpaid billls. A job opportunity causes the two to meet, but coming from completely different worlds, how will their true feelings ever be revealed?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,974 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - [Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.] - Complete
Savior (REVISED AND REWRITTEN) by Celena2000 reviews
Annabeth is depressed...and a bunch of other things. She's admitted to the adolescent ward of Half-Blood Hill, world-renowned mental institution. Follow her as she struggles to over-come her demons, while meeting people with equally painful problems. I might warn, the characters will be highly OOC, mainly because of the context of the story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Sleepless nights by Nizabear reviews
Clary a rebel without a cause, is a loner, occasionally sleeps and never smiles. She lives with adoptive parents Maryse and Robert Lightwood while the actual Lightwood spawn are on the other side of the country. How will their return affect our favourite insomniac? A tale of sleepless nights and unexpected love. All human.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,093 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
I Am Selfish, I Am Brave by Laurelthecutenerd reviews
Tris is the new fitness trainer for the Dauntless pro football team. She escaped an abusive boyfriend and is learning how to be brave. Four is a team member intrigued by her wits and strength. He grew up in an abusive home and has no experience with healthy relationships. Will they be able to heal each other? AU/OOC
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,799 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 2/9/2017
The Process of Losing It by yesfangirlingismylife reviews
With a risky job comes risky decisions, whether it be avoiding bullets or falling in love. Everyone goes through the process of losing it. Being a CIA agent gets ten times harder when you're in the process of falling in love with your partner. Join Agents Eaton and Prior as they travel the world- and come to the realization that their worlds have been each other all along.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,667 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 4/1/2017 - [Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.] - Complete
Myself by TheDeathOfTheGoddess reviews
Tris is a vampire who was abused when she was human. Tris 20 year later when she only 16 fall in love with Four. will he love her back?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Heroes of the Thirteen Colonies by lunch1380 reviews
The year is 1780. Annabeth is taken by a patriot group aboard the Argo II. Can she fight with the patriot side; where she was born to be or will she go back to her old british ways; which she's grown up with. Follow her as she goes through the end of the American revolution. Percabeth Rated M for abuse and gruesome moments.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,860 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Un-Repairable by ShatteredOwl reviews
Percy is a depressed teenager who has no friends, or anyone who cares about him. He cuts and hardly eats. But what happens when a new girl comes to school? Will she help him come out of the darkness he created to shield himself or will she make him fall farther into the darkness than every before? Rated T for swears and cuz I'm paranoid. Cover by Viria
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,967 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Piper M., Jason G.] Annabeth C., Percy J.
Conquer Yourself by CloakSeeker reviews
Disclaimer: I don't own the Divergent Series. AU. Tris is a mountaineer and after a tragic event on Everest she returns home to stay put. She meets this charming boy that intrigues her enough for her to open up to him. The story follows both of them as they discover who they are and who they are together. Will their love prevail or is it just a teenage infatuation?Read and find out
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 76,609 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, OC - Complete
The Revivers by DazedDoxie reviews
Zombies have taken over the world and a lone group of humans are fighting to wipe them out. When two loners team up, will one of them fall for the leader? Percabeth plus other normal pairings, and Thalico! Yet another "Cliche's Quest" installment! Rated T for violence and minor cussing. Props to anxiouspineapples on tumblr for the pic
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,771 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Little Mermaid by MashPotatoeSquishBanana reviews
Annabeth, the depressed girl who talks to imaginary friends and is obsessed with the sea. Percy, the lonely Prince of the Sea who once met a girl and could never forget her. Their secret love is futile, forbidden by old grudges and a law passed for a very good reason. This is a story of two tragic loves. One was lost, can the other be salvaged before it is too late?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,296 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 4/9/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Athena, Frederick C.]
We Are Broken by KeepMeSafeInside reviews
Is it possible for two broken people to fix each other? Usually you just stick two pieces together to fix something, so does it work with people? Is it possible for a girl who becomes a hopeless bulimic and a boy who doesn't believe in love to mend each other, or will they just clash and hurt each other more? Can two damaged people ever possibly help each other?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,360 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014
How Does She Not Know? by RRRviolinist reviews
What if Tris and Tobias met in modern day? A fanfiction of Tris and Tobias meeting in high school!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 6/4/2015
Tris&Tobias by ahsinsane reviews
This is a story about Tris and Tobias going to high school together. FourTris. M for language and future smut.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Innocent Love by AnnabethReads reviews
Tobias and Tris have a family. Yes, this family isn't perfect but they believe in moments. The kind of moments that they try to keep going forever only to have it end like all the moments in their lives: With a perfect calm essence that may seem unfixed but some how feels whole. (**THIS FANFIC IS COMPLETE CHECK OUT THE SEQUEL: FIRMS OF ENDEARMENT**)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 87 - Words: 172,102 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Twisted Scars by rcs17 reviews
Cuts that will never go away. Knife wounds that are too deep to heal. Clary is the orphan with a terrifying past. Jace is the juvenile delinquent whom no one touches unless they want to get hurt. They find each other when they least expect it. Two wounded souls out to mend each other's heart. Rated T for cursing, drugs, smoking, and underage drinking.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,433 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Divergent High dauntlesssix by all.4.logic reviews
tris prior goes by six. she moved from new York. got a new look. and is starting a new school with a new life. "sorry I suck at summaries." rated T cuz it's divergent
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014
Tris and Tobias becomes Six and Four by pottertribute123 reviews
Tris is trying to overcome her fear of intimacy, however its not so easy when you have your bestfriend complaining about it in one ear and your Boyfriends friends in the other.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,040 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Christina, Eric
The Secret Heroes by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
Percy Jackson lives in a dangerous neighborhood with his best friends Thalia & Nico. When he gets attacked one night, he is saved by a strange girl who goes by A.C. He soon catches her doing things that no human being should be able to do & then sucked into a world that he never knew existed. Join Percy, Thalia, Nico, & A.C. through their insane & possibly deadly journey. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,634 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., Thalia G.
Crazy by KissingFire reviews
Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,132 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
STRUCK by TrackRunner73 reviews
Annabeth Chase definitely did not plan on spending her summer traveling around the country with a bunch of other teenage criminals. Then again, she had never planned on becoming one in the first place. Percabeth AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,053 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.