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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Name: Jarrod Kempton

Age: im not telling you

Likes: Video Games, Fan-fiction,s Reading, TV, Chickens, Parkour

Hates: Studying and lots of other things you don't want to hear.

The Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

when I am at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth

when a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake.

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron

when i see a sign that says "free pony ride".

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they will stick by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clairisse

when I see something fierce.

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her brother.

I promise to remember Nico

when I see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe

when I look at the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians

wherever i may go.

Normal people: rely on their local weatheran for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain.

Normal people: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

Normal people: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.

Normal people: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

Normal people: think that PJO fans are stupid.

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers.

Normal people: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: tell Zeus to calm down

Normal people: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

Normal people: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile.

A note to you people reading this: do not read past this line if you do you shall be greeted with chain messages.(i hate these things to)

A while ago a twelve year old child was approached by a man who said "Deny that Jesus Christ was real, or die." The child did not and was killed, if you would rather be shot than deny the Lord Jesus Christ, copy, paste, and add your name; The Demented Leprachaun, Akastuk Child, InkWeaverabc, TheLunyOne, DragongirlM, NormalityIsNonexistant, booklover1398, hardrock1997 PercyJacksonChaosCommande

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

there were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what youjust said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anythingshe opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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Regular Day in Olympus by LunarScorpion reviews
A series of one shots of a typical day in Olympus. it's mainly Poseidon and Athena arguing because i think it's funny. and there's other random stuff thrown in.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,756 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Athena, Poseidon
Protogenoi Army: A Whole New Life by j o y tothewild reviews
Percy left Camp because the new camper made his life at camp miserable. Unsure of where to go, he finally accepts The Powerful Guy In Black's offer to go to this place called 'The City of Protogenoi', without knowing that his whole new life has begun!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,173 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Percy J.
The Void Troopers by Divine Protector of Mangos reviews
Percy Jackson has just defeated Gaea, but now Annabeth is cheating on him with a new camper. And what will happen when he meets with Chaos? I do not own the Percy Jackson and The Olympians and Heroes of Olympus characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Son of the Universe by Achelois Rising reviews
Percy, at the arrival of Jayden, is shunned and forgotten. When Percy is disowned by Poseidon and is exiled from Camp, he meets Chaos, the creator of the Universe who claims to be his father and is once again, sent to school...good luck Percy! UP FOR ADOPTION
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Percy J., Zoƫ N.
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4754 - Favs: 5,377 - Follows: 4,761 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
The Chaos Trials by NoelAnderson reviews
Chaos: The perfect word to describe my life thanks to my spoiled, delusional half-brother He seems to think he awesome, as does the rest of the camp . Chaos is also a person, or a god to be exact. One that was thought to have faded away. But now he's back, and he expects me and 16 other campers to compete in a game for honor. Oh joy. The fates hate me.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,575 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Percy J.
Athlon, Chaos' Commander of the Universe by Lmb111514 reviews
Wars over and Percy's life is great. That all changes when Jacob comes and is set on ruining Percy's life. Soon, he wins, making Percy leave. Percy's soon found by Chaos and joins him as his commander. PERCABETH! full sum. inside!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,803 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Elite of ChaosDiscontinued by LordSheth reviews
Percy is banished from the Greek camp and disappears the next morning. 500 years later, Gaia is back and the roman and greek camps have united to defeat her but they need more allies. Who will it be? DISCONTINUED - Look for rewrite; Same name.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,149 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
If Demigods had iPhones by DorkyConverse reviews
What if Demigods had iPhones? They would be texting eachother a lot. But they never heard of "Auto correct". Join the gang in this funny story about the messed up conversations, twisted sayings, and hilarious auto corrects. Rated T for mature language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011
Swords of Chaos: Discovery by The Nutty Squirrel reviews
Percy, thaila, and Nico are forgotten after the third Titan war. They run away only to find Chaos. May end up as Percy/Thaila and Nico/OC- NO MORE OC's! Character may be OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,716 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G.
Scary 'Stache by cosmo17 reviews
Price has some personal mustache problems! One-Shot
Call of Duty - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Cpt. John Price, MacTavish/Soap - Complete
The Ultimate Truth or Dare Challenge by livingondaydreams reviews
When HephaestusTV's ratings plummet, it needs a new show fast. What do they come up with? The Ultimate Truth or Dare Challenge. The hitch? The demigods don't know it's a game. Temporarily abandoned story. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Assassin of Chaos by GodoftheSeas21 reviews
It has been 500 years since Percy has left camp and joined The Soldiers of Chaos. Now Gaea and the Titans are rising again. And Percy's new mission is to help the Gods and the camp he left behind.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,950 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Percy J.
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Super Olympian Facebook reviews
OH NO! Another Facebook story. another random one. since i never found one of these i made it myself. Flames and Criticism allowed. Also what i meant was that there was no Perlia Facebook... so yeah. Annabeth is in the Hunters by the way. I suck at summaries
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Percy J., Thalia G.
Pissed Off Assassins Of Chaos reviews
What happens when everyone leaves Jason and Percy for their Brothers? they Join Chaos, but what happens when they have to go back to earth? Chapter 7 updated.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Percy J., Jason G.