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Joined 12-11-01, id: 137627
Author has written 6 stories for Tomb Raider.

I would like to dedicate this profile to Carl McIntyre. Who's Carl McIntyre, you say? Well, in short, he's the greatest writer that ever lived. Shakespeare? Pfft. J. R. R. Tolkien? He wishes. Dan Brown? Pansy. Carl could take on and destroy all three of their arses (as well as the rest of them) and still find enough energy to battle a giant squid. In fact, he probably already has. That's how great a writer he is.

But wait! Before your burn all your "masterpieces of literature" (I always found Harry Potter to be especially ignitable) and withdraw your life-savings in order to splash out on some of Carl's work, I feel it my duty to inform you that Carl isn't actually a published author. Madness, I know, but, unfortunately, it seems that publishers are more interested in uninspired yuppie-crap nowadays (take a bow, Playing Away) that good, solid, sure-fire bestsellers such as Larson meets Dracula.

Never fear! You can enjoy Carl's work, without even leaving your home! Hell, you don't even have to get up!

Click here for hours of entertainment, brought to you by the pen (or, rather, the fingers) of Carl.

Alternatively, you could read my stuff. But my stuff isn't that great. It was written a long time ago. Carl's work is fresh of the keyboard, and involves eighty percent more Larson.

(If you failed to heed my warning and have withdrawn your life-savings, and would like to express thanks to Carl for returning joy into your mudane life, feel free to forward your life savings to me. I'll make sure they get to him.

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Larson meets Dracula by Langwurst
In a dark corner of Tasmania Larson must face off against his deadliest opponent yet but The Prince of Darkness isn't the worst that he must face this night...
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006
The case of the dead orchids by PWhitehead reviews
Lara Croft's prized orchids are destroyed. But by who? R/R please. Chapter two coming soon.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2002
The Secret Diaries of Tomb Raider Movie Characters by Naursul reviews
Title kinda explains it all; Hillary's Diary up... the fascinating butler life...
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002
A day in the life of a Transporter Chief by PWhitehead reviews
A Light hearted look at 'the little guy'. R&R, Nitpick, flame. I Don't care! Just review it!
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2002
The Next-to-Last Mistake by Sarah Crisman reviews
Lara's personal reflection on Jaqueline Natla
Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2001
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Band Practice reviews
Lara selects a few others to help her take down evil business woman, Pru Desdemona. - This is a first draft, I need to correct a lot of things, so please r/r!
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2003
Voice reviews
My first try at a movie story, set just after the movie end. Lara is disturbed by a voice. CHAPTER TWO: The voice causes more than enough trouble with Lara and Hillary.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002
Lost Innocence reviews
Despite the title, it's not that bad! A story from my twisted, Larson obsessed mind about Larson losing his virginity. Thanks to Cat (for helping) and TLF for the title.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/14/2002
Death of an Atlantean reviews
Natla's death through her own eyes...rather strange, I'm not quite sure it went right. Tell me what you think ;)
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2002
A Peaceful Night reviews
Lara settles down to a peaceful night...ha! - PG, because of very tiny swear words...don't try to make sense of this, you won't!
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002
The Last Pregnation reviews
A Lara Croft being Pregnant story...Starring Lara (duh), Jean-Yves & Pierre.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2001