Author has written 6 stories for Tomb Raider. I would like to dedicate this profile to Carl McIntyre. Who's Carl McIntyre, you say? Well, in short, he's the greatest writer that ever lived. Shakespeare? Pfft. J. R. R. Tolkien? He wishes. Dan Brown? Pansy. Carl could take on and destroy all three of their arses (as well as the rest of them) and still find enough energy to battle a giant squid. In fact, he probably already has. That's how great a writer he is. But wait! Before your burn all your "masterpieces of literature" (I always found Harry Potter to be especially ignitable) and withdraw your life-savings in order to splash out on some of Carl's work, I feel it my duty to inform you that Carl isn't actually a published author. Madness, I know, but, unfortunately, it seems that publishers are more interested in uninspired yuppie-crap nowadays (take a bow, Playing Away) that good, solid, sure-fire bestsellers such as Larson meets Dracula. Never fear! You can enjoy Carl's work, without even leaving your home! Hell, you don't even have to get up! Click here for hours of entertainment, brought to you by the pen (or, rather, the fingers) of Carl. Alternatively, you could read my stuff. But my stuff isn't that great. It was written a long time ago. Carl's work is fresh of the keyboard, and involves eighty percent more Larson. (If you failed to heed my warning and have withdrawn your life-savings, and would like to express thanks to Carl for returning joy into your mudane life, feel free to forward your life savings to me. I'll make sure they get to him. |
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