And now for something completely different. A tender poetic interlude that has nothing to do with the story, and implies something very questionable. Enjoy, and please don't injure me. You wouldn't hurt a girl with glasses, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2002 - Published: 12/18/2001