Bliss30
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Joined 04-23-09, id: 1912074, Profile Updated: 06-24-13
Author has written 3 stories for Cat Royal Adventure, Maximum Ride, and Skulduggery Pleasant series.

Well...um Hello!

I'm not quiet sure what I'm supposed to write here. I think it's suppose to be about me so here I go...

I'm Bliss. Well no not really but you know, Bliss sounds nice. Say it with me, BBBLLLLLLIIIIIIIISSSSS.

Anyway I er like stuff like Manga/Anime, Books (god loads them), drawing, music, poetry (especially strange ones, llike beatnix. yeaaa beatnix). Music (jazz, different types of rock besides just rock or heavy metal etc, Disney songs and scores. Modern pop stuff is crap (soz)), Movies (decent ones).

I write mostly miscellaneous (or will) and on books and maybe manga.

I don't write fluff, or fuzz (because I don't know what they are really) or smut (I blush too much).


Other stuff you may want to know about me-

Name: Slender man...heh

Species: Human...I think...

Gender: FEMALE

Born: In a hospital

Lives: Nextdoor

Physical features: Tall, dark and handsome.

Personality: Insane is a good summary of my personality. Ahahahaaaaa...no really.

Skills and Values: creativity, flexibility, patience, understanding others- LOL JK! IDK WAT VALUES ARE. But lying however, (Don't worry! Everything here is true) I don't like lying but I'm bloody good at it. Sad weird disturbing truth.

Fav subject: Art, tech, english, media, chemistry.

Fav book: Top 10 (maybe more) list

Sisters Grimm (boo hoo is finished)

Harry potter

Strange angels

Cat royal

Skulduggery pleasant

Maximum Ride

Mickey Sharp case

Blart trilogy

Cat royal series

Lady grace mysteries

Percy Jackson

The hunger games

Mortal Instruments

Artemis fowl

Fairy Tales

Dr Seuss

Sherlock Holmes/Nancy drew/ Hardy Boys

Stephanie Plum books

The darkest powers trilogy

Dull boy

John green books

Chris Riddell (one of my fav illustrators) & Stuart combo

Josh Berk books

Confessions of Georgia Nicolson and Misadventures of Tulullah Casey

Basically anything to do with humor, mystery, romance, adventure/action, fantasy/ supernatural and gender bender (cross dressing ones only) (I'M NOT A PERV I JUST LIKE CROSS DRESSING OKAY?!)

Fav movie: Too many to count. I lurve Disney, Studio Ghibi, Tim Burton, animated ones like pixar and dreamworks

Fav Manga: Ones most people will know are

Bleach

Beelzebub

Gintama

Fairy Tail

Pinocchio

Soul Eater

Vampire Knight

Pandora Hearts

Blue Exorcist

Nightschool

Kuroshitsuji

Usotsuki Lily

Fav TV Shows:

How I met Your Mother

Supernatural

The Office

Aang the last Air bender the legend of Korra

Home Improvement

Everybody loves Raymond

Hannibal

SHERLOCK

Elementary

Once Upon a Time

And others I can't think of right now.


Otherways to check me out (no not like that gosh *blushes and slaps at you*

Deviant art: Bliss30

Tumblr: www.iwantpenguindust.tumblr.com

Mangafox: Bliss30


On an interesting note, here are 2 of my most favourite stories of my childhood. I wrote it myself when I was 12 and 13. Enjoy.

The tragic and twisted tale of Billy the Bacteria

Once upon a time there was a Bacteria named Billy with the most beautiful eyes in the whole world. Unfortunately, he was very sad because his one heart’s desire was to have a Paris Hilton action figure.

An old witch in his town named Susana told it that he could find a Paris Hilton action figure at the top of Mount Fungus. Our hero was filled with hope so he went home and got, its pet, Fredrick, the hedgehog, and together they headed off into the forest below the mountain. The forest was dark and creepy and gave Billy and Fredrick the heebie-jeebies, and it wasn't long before they both started hearing rustling noises. They were coming from a nearby Venus flytrap. Before they could run away, a gruesome monster jumped out of the Venus flytrap, nearly scaring them to death!

“I am the mighty Boogabooga! If you wish to pass you must answer three questions,” it said.

“But we don’t have time,” Billy cried. “We’re trying to get to the top of Mount Fungus.”

“Tough noogies to you,” Boogabooga cried. “Answer my questions or go back home. First, could you fit a bald man’s head in your nose?”

“That’s a silly question!” Billy said. “I guess I could if I had to!”

“Ha!” Boogabooga laughed. “You’re right! You have a huge nose. Now, answer me this. How many Bats wings could you eat in one sitting?”

“Well, I don’t care much for Bats wings but if I had to I could probably eat 8.”

The monster laughed even harder. “What does your pet’s nose smell like?”

“I don’t know why you would care but it smells like the bottom of my gym bag.”

The monster realized our hero was honest and true and allowed it to pass. So, Billy and Fredrick went farther into the woods until they came to a clearing. There, on a pedestal sat a bald man’s head.

“Well, that’s weird,” Billy said. “That monster was just talking about one of these. I suppose I should take it. It might be helpful later on, though I don’t know how.”

So Billy and its trusty pet, Fredrick, set off again and found themselves at the base of Mount Fungus. There they found a rope and used it to scale the mountain. They struggled for 132 days and 133 nights. All the time they were attacked by giant grasshoppers and enormous flying pies with green tentacles and millions of eyes but, finally, they got to the top of the mountain. It was a good thing, too, because they were both ready to give up and go back home!

At the top of Mount Fungus was a huge pink castle with a drawbridge. On the drawbridge was a big basket filled to the top with Bats wings. “Well, this is peculiar,” Billy said. “I remember that lunatic monster in the woods was asking about these, just like he did about Fredrick nose and the A bald man’s head. I guess I could take these with us in case they come in handy, but to be honest, I have no idea how they could be useful.” So it hoisted the basket onto Fredrick’s back and together they went into the castle.

Once inside they found the ugly The Grinch who stole Christmas, even more gruesome and smelly than the first monster. In fact, he smelled like a rotten hot dog that had fallen under the seat of a hot car.

“I am the mighty Bobby, King of the Goobers! I rule this castle and everything in it. I suppose you’ve come here because I have tons of Paris Hilton action figures.”

Billy nodded. “It’s my greatest wish to have a Paris Hilton action figure.”

“Then you must show me something remarkable!” King bobby said.

Billy was so angry it stomped his feet, but getting mad wasn’t going to solve his problems. It had to do something remarkable and the only thing it could think of was to stick its bald man’s head up its nose. So it did! It was totally disgusting, and Billy looked like an idiot with the A bald man’s head sticking out of his nostril, but the King of the Goobers applauded. “That is remarkable.”

“I’m glad you’re impressed,” our hero said. “Now may I have a Paris Hilton action figure?”

“No!” the king roared. “To get that you must beat me in an eating contest! I hope you like Bats wings.” The king hurried Billy into a dining room where a huge plate of piping hot Bats wings was waiting on a table.

“No one has ever eaten more of these than I have but if you can I’ll give you your heart’s desire.”

So, seeing that it had no choice, and being a bit hungry from climbing the mountain, our hero removed the basket from its pet’s back and dumped all the Bats wings onto the table. Together, it and the King ate and ate. They ate for 58 days and 59 nights. They even ate on ate on the Queen’s birthday, until the buttons popped off their pants. But, when it was all over, Billy had eaten one more Bats wings than the King of the Goobers.

“I ate more than you,” our hero cried. “Now give me what I came for!”

“Absolutely not,” the king bellowed. “You cheated somehow. I won’t give it to you.”

Our hero was so angry it picked up its pet and shoved Fredrick’s nose into the King’s face. The King screeched in horror.

“NO! I can’t stand the smell of hedgehog nose. It’s my only weakness!” And a moment later the King of the Goobers melted into toxic acid all over the floor. Billy and Billy junior were glad to be rid of him and searched the castle, finally finding the Paris Hilton action figure! And since the castle was now abandoned they decided to live there, where they would never have to stick a bald man’s head up their nose or eat nasty old Bats wings again. And besides, they had no idea how to get back down the mountain.

And they lived happily ever after!

The End

Did you like it?

I created it from the sisters grimm website

www.sistersgrimm.com

Then you click Grimm Game and away you go!


Another story!

Once upon a time in a far away land, there were four friends camping in an enchanted forest.

There was Nat the anteater. Nat was very strong and silent, loved waffles and was VERY superstitious and only spoke when needed to. Then there was Mickey the unicorn. Mickey was very hyper and loved adventure and talked quite a lot, often a bit more than others would like. And then there was Mumbo the hippo. Mumbo was very calm and enthusiastic and a bit overweight. And last but not least, Mr. Gonzo. If you took one look at Mr. Gonzo, you could be sure he was born to be a critic. He was a flamingo with a hat and a hooked beak. He could be very snappy and always made remarks about everything, but you can’t really blame him, it ran through his family.

Anyhoo, the friends were happily frolicking in the woods and singing heavy metal rock songs. When suddenly they stopped as there came a shout from Mickey. Everyone hurried over to see what’s all the commotion.

“Look over there!” cried out Mickey pointing a trembling finger to a hazy warm yellow light coming from the dark side of the forest.

“Oooh! Pretty light,” murmured Mumbo and started walking towards it as if hypnotized.

“No!” said Nat yanking Mumbo back. “It’s too dangerous! I’ve heard about these mysterious cases of strange lights appearing out of nowhere…ITS A SIGN!”

“Oooh!” Mumbo said again.

“Aaah!” gasped Mickey

“What sign?” snapped Mr. Gonzo rising and eyebrow.

“THE sign,” Nat replied. “Haven’t you people heard of it before?”

The others stared blankly back at Nat.

Nat sighed. “There is a sign that says that if you are walking in a tunnel or any dark place and you see a light, DON’T GO TOWARDS IT!!”

“That’s just…” Mr. Gonzo started but Nat grabbed him by his feathery shoulders and shook him while shrieking into his face.

“DON’T. GO. TOWARDS. THE. LIGHT!!”

“Okay, jeez. But how are we supposed to find out what it is?”

Nat stepped up to the front and said “We should approach it slowly and cautiously. I’ll lead!”

And so they were off. After 20 mins of heat and exhaustion, the four friends arrived at a big clearing in the middle of the forest where there were no trees but in its place lay an ancient granite temple with strange and disturbing pictures of sumo wrestlers.

“So, the strange light is a temple.” Mr. Gonzo said.

“A magical ancient temple full of mystery and wonder with strange and alien objects and beings that lie inside its crumbly worn out granite walls with and their weird and ugly sumo wrestlers…” added Mumbo.

“Sure,” Mr. Gonzo replied sceptically. “Well let’s go in.”

They entered the temple slowly and cautiously as planned. As they arrived inside, their jaws dropped open. Inside the temple was a gigantic hall filled with gold and jewels and elegant furniture. Even the walls were adorned with jewels but the biggest object stood in the centre of the room. It was a humongous waffle batter making fountain with waffle batter spilling out of it and a little statue of a mermaid on top.

“Big Mama,” mumbled Nat staring at the fountain.

Mickey stared to walk transfixed towards the jewels when suddenly a huge parrot swooped up and shrieked at them.

“Out! Get out! No one must enter! SKUAWK!”

Everybody rushed out onto the clearing as the Parrot chased them. When it was finally gone, the friends slowly made their way home without a word.

Finally when they got back to their camping ground, Mumbo turned to the rest and said, “The parrot is right. The temple is a sacred place and we shouldn’t take anything from it.”

“As much as I hate to,” Mickey started, “I agree with Mumbo. The temple rightly belongs in this forest with its contents inside it.”

Nat sniffed and mumbled “Waffles” but then stood up and said “You’re right, from now on, we all agree to keep the temple a secret from nosey people and vow not to steal anything from the temple. Everyone with me say Aye!”

“Aye!” Everyone copied. No one saw the crossed fingers.

Later that night, while the friends were sleeping, a big storm began to turn. Suddenly after all the lightning and thunder crashes there was silence…

SKUAWK!

And with that, all of the friends leaped awake and ran to the temple. When they got there all they saw was nothing. The whole hall had been emptied of its riches and there was no sign of the fountain. But there, on the floor lay the parrot in a pool of blood with a knife stabbed at its back.

“IT WAS HIM!!” the parrot cried and then finally gave out died.

The storm quietly finished.

Which friend did it??

Let me know if ya figured it out!

I’ll update if I have anything worthwhile to say!:D

Meanwhile DON'T STOP SMILING!

Koala= @0@

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